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I got tired of sending people away on my other blogs for spamming Eurovision so I made a new blog :/
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Just a reminder that NRK (the Norwegian national broadcasting) is by Norwegian law obligated to air live stuff translated to sign language. Including Eurovision.
Eurovision sign language
#it is glorious#I know people who watch this for fun#eurovision#esc#esc 2022#nrk#subwoolfer#sign language
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Omg we actually all agreed on something for once
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Here’s the total ranking vs audience vs Jury
Total: Audience: Jury:
1 Ukraine 🇺🇦 vs Ukraine 🇺🇦 vs The UK 🇬🇧
2 The UK 🇬🇧 vs Moldova 🇲🇩 vs Sweden 🇸🇪
3 Spain 🇪🇸 vs Spain 🇪🇸 vs Spain 🇪🇸
4 Sweden 🇸🇪 vs Serbia 🇷🇸 vs Ukraine 🇺🇦
5 Serbia 🇷🇸 vs The UK 🇬🇧 vs Portugal 🇵🇹
6 Italy 🇮🇹 vs Sweden 🇸🇪 vs Italy 🇮🇹
7 Moldova 🇲🇩 vs Norway 🇳🇴 vs Greece 🇬🇷
8 Greece 🇬🇷 vs Italy 🇮🇹 vs The Netherlands 🇳🇱
9 Portugal 🇵🇹 vs Poland 🇵🇱 vs Australia 🇦🇺
10 Norway 🇳🇴 vs Estonia 🇪🇪 vs Azerbaijan 🇦🇿
11 The Netherlands 🇳🇱 vs Lithuania 🇱🇹 vs Serbia 🇷🇸
12 Poland 🇵🇱 vs Greece 🇬🇷 vs Switzerland 🇨🇭
13 Estonia 🇪🇪 vs The Netherlands 🇳🇱 vs Belgium 🇧🇪
14 Lithuania 🇱🇹 vs Portugal 🇵🇹 vs Poland 🇵🇱
15 Australia 🇦🇺 vs Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 vs Estonia 🇪🇪
16 Azerbaijan 🇦🇿 vs Australia 🇦🇺 vs Armenia 🇦🇲
17 Switzerland 🇨🇭 vs Switzerland 🇨🇭 vs Norway 🇳🇴
18 Romania 🇷🇴 vs Romania 🇷🇴 vs Lithuania 🇱🇹
19 Belgium 🇧🇪 vs Finland 🇫🇮 vs Czech Republic 🇨🇿
20 Armenia 🇦🇲 vs Armenia 🇦🇲 vs Moldova 🇲🇩
21 Finland 🇫🇮 vs Iceland 🇮🇸 vs Romania 🇷🇴
22 Czech Republic 🇨🇿 vs France 🇫🇷 vs Finland 🇫🇮
23 Iceland 🇮🇸 vs Germany 🇩🇪 vs Iceland 🇮🇸
24 France 🇫🇷 vs Belgium 🇧🇪 vs France 🇫🇷
25 Germany🇩🇪 vs Czech Republic🇨🇿 vs Germany🇩🇪
#eurovision#OMG the jury and audience actually agreed on something for once#Spain#esc#esc 2022#everyone hates the jury#This just proves how out of tune the jury is
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Ones again it’s proven that the jury has NO FU*KING IDEA WHAT THAY ARE DOING
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Not the Norwegian commentator telling us every time the Azerbaijani commentator sitting next to her starts yelling. 😭 He’s apparently vary exited and talkative.
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If the astronaut lady didn’t vote for Subwoolfer then she don’t have humor.
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This is the first Eurovision I genuinely feel disappointed I can’t vote for my own country. I’m with you in spirit my yellow moon wh*res😔✊
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Wow, the UK might actually have a chance this year
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Subwoolfer u thirsty wh*re
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Help, I saw someone describe Subwoolfer as “Norway’s furry anthem”
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Some Eurovision memes y’all can cry over
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I can not but into words the inner rage I felt seeing Sweden get so many points in 2018, and the release I felt seeing the public vote having my back.
honestly i'm not too upset. this was probably the most predictable result. rock and country "genre fans" got estonia and finland through, romanias entry wasnt... good? but it had a very catchy chorus that stuck in people's heads. belgium is "slick and modern", which the jury values even higher than ballads.
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Wow, this semi final really sucked compared to the last one to be honest.
The visuals are really good, but the lyrics and music……
#why are there so many baleds#like whyyyyy#esc#esc 2022#eurovision#at least San Marino gave us a really show
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some médias are saying they saw him in the audience during the performance. So now people are speculating if it is a media stunt to distract people from who it is.
Norwegian journalist are having a failed day trying to figure this out. I still have my money on Keith and Jim being the Ylvis brothers (the same Norwegian comedians who made What does the fox say)
In other Eurovision news, It was just reveled that the DJ from subwoolfer is the same guy who represented Norway last year. Not a signal Norwegian was surprised.
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Norway 2019: We sent this beautiful pop-folk song mixing in and celebrating indigenous culture and song.
Norway 2019: *places 1 in the public vote but gets screwed over by the jury and doesn’t win*
Norway:…….
Norway: FU*K THIS
Norway 2021 & 2022:
#we tried doing it your way and got kicked in the back now where doing it our way#I COULD HAVE SEEN MÅNESKIN WIN LIVE IF IT WHASN’T FOR THOSE FOOLS#esc#esc 2022#eurovision#norway#subwoolfer
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