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yooooooooooooo welcome back, happy to see wolf son return !! [ stcrred, previously uniiversed/lnkcd ]

( ooc ! ): i am too!! oh boy i love him and i missed him so !! hopefully i’ll be able to be on here more!!

#stcrred #【 ☾ ► ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴋ ʙʏ ɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ sʜᴀʀᴘ ( ooc ) #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ? ( inbox ) #i'm so in l ove

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                    y’all already KNOW what’s goin on

#【 ☾ ► ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴋ ʙʏ ɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ sʜᴀʀᴘ ( ooc ) #it's time to revamp this mcfreaking blog love my boy

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#【 ☾ ► ᴅᴀsʜɪɴɢ ᴅᴀɴᴄɪɴɢ ᴅᴇᴍᴏɴ ( bendy ) #alice tag tbt.

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be more chill sentence starters (part 2)

these are some quotes from each of the songs. feel free to edit pronouns/add names. trigger warning for sex, suicide mentions, and drug mentions, among more. part 1 here.

A GUY THAT I’D KINDA BE INTO

❛  say there’s this person… ❜

❛  he/she/they changes from a guy/girl/person that you’d never be into into a guy/girl/person that you’d kinda be into. ❜

❛  is he/she/they worth it? ❜

❛  is she/he/they talking about me? ❜

❛  i don’t often relate to other people my age. ❜

❛  i guess a part of me likes to talk with you. ❜

❛  i guess a part of me likes to sit with you. ❜

❛  i guess a part of me likes to hang with you. ❜

❛  i know that it’s weird but it’s totally true. ❜

UPGRADE

❛  our future is so clear. ❜

❛  i’ll tenderly guide you. ❜

❛  just take me inside you forever. ❜

❛  you’ve gotta get an upgrade. ❜

❛  don’t worry about the guilt you feel. ❜

❛  just take a breath and seal the deal. ❜

❛  do you wanna come over to my place tonight? ❜

❛  my parents won’t be home so it’s alright. ❜

❛  they laundered money now they’re on the run. ❜

❛  that’s illegal. ❜

❛  for me you are an upgrade. ❜

❛  i’m not sure what i should do… ❜

❛  so you haven’t been the one avoiding me? ❜

❛  you’ve been all shady ever since… ❜

❛  it worked, didn’t it? ❜

❛  i already know what it’s like to be the loser. ❜

❛  i should find out what it’s like to not be the loser. ❜

❛  should i take the upgrade? ❜

❛  well? are you coming? ❜

HALLOWEEN

❛  you can kind of see my business, but i’ll act like i don’t know. ❜

❛  i don’t have a machete, but a loaf of bread. it’ll do. ❜

❛  who’s ready for my halloween party? ❜

❛  fill it up. ❜

❛  let’s catch up. ❜

❛  let’s smoke up. ❜

❛  look how many drinks i’ve downed. ❜

❛  i might pass out, but it’s alright. ❜

❛  we’re halloween partying up tonight. ❜

❛  did you get my messages? ❜

❛  am i late? didn’t even realize. ❜

❛  it’s… original. ❜

❛  i can’t believe i’m with a girl/boy/person like you. ❜

❛  break a vase! ❜

DO YOU WANNA HANG?

❛  you sure do know your way around. ❜

❛  yeah i’ve had sex in pretty much every room . ❜

❛  what kind of slut do you think i am? ❜

❛  do you wanna hang for a bit? ❜

❛  do you wanna get really deep? ❜

❛  i have to go. ❜

❛  i can’t stand up. ❜

❛  do you wanna stop being coy? ❜

MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM

❛  i am hanging in the bathroom. ❜

❛  i could stay right here or disappear and nobody’d even notice at all. ❜

❛  my buddy kinda left me alone. ❜

❛  everything felt fine when i was half of a pair… and through no fault of mine there’s no other half there. ❜

❛  i’m just ___ in the bathroom. ❜

❛  forget how long it’s been. ❜

❛  no, you can’t come in. ❜

❛  i’m picking at grout as i softly grieve. ❜

❛  he’s/she’s/they’re out there just ignoring all our history. ❜

❛  now there’s no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore. ❜

❛  i half regret the beers. ❜

❛  i choke back the tears. ❜

❛  they’re gonna start to shout soon. ❜

❛  hell yeah i’ll be out soon. ❜

❛  you left me here alone. ❜

❛  i feel the pressure blowing up. ❜

❛  my big mistake was showing up. ❜

❛  i can’t help but yearn for a different time. ❜

❛  is there a sadder sight?… ❜

❛  this is a heinous night. ❜

❛  god, he’s/she’s/they’re such a loser. ❜

❛  awesome party, i’m so glad i came. ❜

THE SMARTPHONE HOUR (RICH SET A FIRE)

❛  omg, answer me! ❜

❛  did you see ____? ❜

❛  he’s/she’s/they’ve gotta learn to handle his/her/their high, shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy/girl/person. ❜

❛  he/she/they wasn’t drunk. ❜

❛  you can’t blame the things he/she/they did on alcohol. ❜

❛  i don’t want to relive it all. ❜

❛  do you want me to tell you? ❜

❛  i’ll tel you ’cause you are my closest friend. ❜

❛  ___ set a fire and he/she/they burned down the house. ❜

❛  i thought i was dreaming. ❜

❛  i’m sorry that ___ made out with me but it was totally his/her/their fault and let’s not like boys/girls/people come between us again, okay? ❜

❛  i was crying. ❜

❛  he’s/she’s/they’ve gotta learn to not really smoke a lot, he/she/they shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy/girl/person. ❜

❛  he/she/they wasn’t high. ❜

❛  you can’t blame the things he/she/they did on pot. ❜

❛  go spread the word. ❜

❛  i meant fucked. ❜

❛  sorry, that’s just my autocorrect. ❜

THE PITIFUL CHILDREN

❛  you were always quite the loser. ❜

❛  all your peers are just so in complete. ❜

❛  you can’t see it but they’re all in pain. ❜

❛  let’s complete the change and get inside their brains. ❜

❛  let’s save the pitiful children. ❜

❛  let’s teach the pitiful children who haven’t a clue just what to do. ❜

❛  help them to help you. ❜

❛  let’s save the pitiful children. ❜

❛  can you see the vision clearly? ❜

❛  gone is human error and fear. ❜

❛  everything about us is going to be cool when we rule. ❜

THE PANTS SONG

❛  ___ is in big, bad trouble right now. ❜

❛  i’ve gotta help him/her/them somehow. ❜

❛  i don’t know what he/she/they wants. ❜

❛  i know what he/she/they needs. ❜

❛  situation is grave, now’s the time to be brave. ❜

❛  i’m going to finally make that climb. ❜

❛  when you love somebody, you put your pants on for them. ❜

❛  i need you. ❜

❛  i know you know all the rules. ❜

❛  i’m not what he/she/they wants. ❜

❛  you’re just what he/she/they needs. ❜

❛  just suck it up and go. ❜

❛  if the fight gets bloody, just keep pushing through until the pain is gone. ❜

❛  you drive a hard bargain. ❜

THE PLAY

❛  you have to really transform into a zombie. ❜

❛  you can’t let anyone drink from that beaker. ❜

❛  up up, down down, left right, a. ❜

❛  i can’t let you do that. ❜

❛  i have to stop you from ruining my big night. ❜

❛  you’re going to SQUIP the whole cast. ❜

❛  that’s not what i wanted. ❜

❛  it’s the only way to achieve what you want. ❜

❛  i’ll fight back. ❜

❛  ___ makes an entrance. ❜

❛  i even brought my own refreshments. ❜

❛  told you i did my research. ❜

❛  i’m living the upgrade. ❜

❛  i’m not mad you broke my heart and slept with my best friend. ❜

❛  i’m not mad you dated my best friend and wouldn’t sleep with me. ❜

❛  why was i so jealous of you? ❜

❛  you were jealous of me?. ❜

❛  how are we supposed to get passed them? ❜

❛  i know what you’re doing. ❜

❛  you don’t want to drink that. ❜

❛  you’ll never be with her/him/them. ❜

❛  you are the person i want to be with every day. ❜

❛  this is something that i’ve been afraid to say… ❜

❛  i love you. ❜

❛  that’s what i promised. ❜

VOICES IN MY HEAD

❛  you’ve gotta buy her/him/them a rose. ❜

❛  say you appreciate that she’s/he’s/they’re smart. ❜

❛  you tell her/him/them that she/he/they excite you sexually. ❜

❛  trust me, i know how it’s gonna go. ❜

❛  there are voices in my ear. ❜

❛  might still have voices in my head but now they’re the normal kind. ❜

❛  just summon strength from within. ❜

❛  don’t get hung up on your skin. ❜

❛  she/he/they probably thinks that acne is hot. ❜

❛  i’ll throw you a rope, home slice, if you need some dope advice. ❜

❛  march on over and give her/him/them a shot. ❜

❛  trust me, you’ll see. it’ll go perfectly if you listen to me. ❜

❛  there are voices all around. ❜

❛  it’s embarrassing to find out that deep down i just want things to be easy. ❜

❛  just say what’s on your mind. ❜

❛  lunch? just the two of us? ❜

❛  me and the voices in my head have made up our collective minds. ❜

❛  i think that all of us want to go out with you. ❜

❛  of the voices in my head, the loudest one is mine. ❜

❛  you can’t get rid of me that easily. ❜

#( mobile ; ic meme ) #hey i made this too

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be more chill sentence starters (part 1)

these are some quotes from each of the songs. feel free to edit pronouns/add names. trigger warning for sex, suicide mentions, and drug mentions, among more. part 2 here.

MORE THAN SURVIVE

❛ come on, go, go! ❜

❛ i’m waiting for my porno to load. ❜

❛ freaking out is my “okay”. ❜

❛ i feel my stomach filling up with dread. ❜

❛ god, i wish i had the skill to just be fine and cool and chill. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be a hero. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be special. ❜

❛ i just want to survive. ❜

❛ that is so awesome… i - i mean slutty! ❜

❛ don’t touch me, tall ass! ❜

❛ that’s not what i need right now. ❜

❛ did you say something? ❜

❛ my mack daddy game couldn’t be more limp. ❜

❛ just clear your brain and move ahead. ❜

❛ i don’t want to be a baller. ❜

❛ how’s it hanging? ❜

❛ you look like ass, what’s wrong? ❜

❛ it’s all good. i saw on discovery that humanity has stopped evolving. ❜

❛ that’s… good? ❜

❛ evolution is survival of the fittest, right? but now, because of technology. you don’t need to be strong to survive! ❜

❛ there’s never been a better time in history to be a loser. ❜

❛ GAY! ❜

❛ i like gay people. ❜

❛ i’m never going to be the cool guy. i’m more the one who’s left out. ❜

❛ i am not the one who the story’s about. ❜

❛ why can’t someone just help me out? ❜

❛ help me do more than survive. ❜

I LOVE PLAY REHEARSAL

❛ i love play rehearsal because it’s the best! ❜

❛ i just use the word to emphasize a point. ❜

❛ i am passionate a lot! ❜

❛ i have mad, gigantic feelings, red and frantic feelings about most everything. ❜

❛ where was i? ❜

❛ life is easy in rehearsal. ❜

❛ anywho, the point that i’m getting to is life can’t always work out in the way it works out in a play. ❜

❛ no matter how hard i try it’s impossible to narrow down the many reasons why. ❜

❛ i happiness cry as soon as it starts. ❜

❛ most humans do one thing for all of their lives. ❜

❛ i’ve got so many interests i wanna pursue. ❜

❛ why am i telling this to you? ❜

❛ my brain is like “bzzz”, my heart is like “wow”. ❜

THE SQUIP SONG

❛ i was a loser just like you. ❜

❛ i was hopeless, i was helpless. ❜

❛ i was so suicidal. ❜

❛ then i got a SQUIP. ❜

❛ you got quick? ❜

❛ i’ve just never heard of it. ❜

❛ this is some top secret, “can’t even look it up on the internet” shit. ❜

❛ so it’s like drugs? ❜

❛ it’s better than drugs. ❜

❛ it’s preprogrammed. ❜

❛ it helps you rule. ❜

❛ right now you’re helpless, you are almost hopeless. ❜

❛ then you’ll go from sad to interesting to hip, you’re whole life will flip! ❜

TWO PLAYER GAME

❛ find the bad guy, push him aside. ❜

❛ it’s a two player game, so when you make an attack, you know you’ve got a brother/sister/partner who’ll have your back. ❜

❛ and if you leave your brother/sister/partner behind it’s lame. ❜

❛ it’s an effed up world, but it’s a two player game. ❜

❛ dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette. ❜

❛ it’s no big, because you and i are a team. ❜

❛ nobody here appreciates. ❜

❛ guys like us are cool in college. ❜

❛ this is what we do, we make it a two player game. ❜

❛ as losers we have fought together for years. ❜

❛ know that you are my favorite person, that doesn’t mean that i can’t still dream. ❜

❛ is it really true that i’m your favorite person? ❜

❛ we’re never not going to be a team. ❜

THE SQUIP ENTERS

❛ target in accessible. ❜

❛ please excuse some mild discomfort. ❜

❛ woah, woah, woah… i’m fine. i just – ❜

❛ discomfort level may increase. ❜

❛ GAAAAHHHHH! HAAHH! HAAAAAAAHH!! ❜

❛ welcome to your super quantum unit intell processor… your SQUIP. ❜

BE MORE CHILL, PART 1

❛ take your hands out of your pockets. ❜

❛ fix your posture. ❜

❛ all your nerdiness is ugly. ❜

❛ all your stammering’s a chore. ❜

❛ fix your vibe, then fix some more. ❜

❛ no, stop. ❜

❛ everything about you is so terrible. ❜

❛ everything about you makes me want to die. ❜

❛ you will be more chill. ❜

❛ first thing’s first, go buy a new shirt. ❜

❛ it’s better if you just comply. ❜

❛ just step and fetch, don’t ask me why. ❜

❛ how are you with math homework? ❜

❛ i’m made of math. ❜

❛ you’re a slob. ❜

❛ you shop here? ❜

❛ you look sexy. ❜

❛ is that a girl’s shirt? ❜

❛ it’s still painful. ❜

❛ hey, hamlet. be more chill. ❜

DO YOU WANNA RIDE?

❛ do you wanna ride? ❜

❛ if this is going to work, you need to do as i instruct. ❜

❛ wanna go far? ❜

❛ don’t you say no. ❜

❛ we’ve gotta stop for frozen yogurt first. ❜

BE MORE CHILL, PART 2

❛ you can’t just listen, you have to obey. ❜

❛ repeat after me: ____. ❜

❛ everything about me is just terrible. ❜

❛ everything about me makes me wanna die. ❜

❛ everything about you is going to be wonderful. ❜

❛ you won’t feel left out or unsure. ❜

❛ you won’t be ugly anymore. ❜

MORE THAN SURVIVE (REPRISE)

❛ ow! ❜

❛ i was just gonna… check my email. ❜

❛ you can’t lie to me, ____, i’m inside your brain. ❜

❛ still not gonna be the cool guy, but maybe not so left out. ❜

❛ i might be the one who the story’s about. ❜

❛ all in all, a not so heinous day. ❜

#( mobile ; ic meme ) #hey i made this

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#【 ☾ ► ʙɪɢ ﹙ ɴᴏᴛ ﹚ ʙᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʟғ ( about ) #this is boris

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hey what’s up guys

#every time i see a scarce meme i c ry #【 ☾ ► ᴛʜᴇ ʙɪɢ ʙᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʟғ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟғ ( self promo )

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BEST FRIEND !

             Bendy seemed rather surprised by his own outburst, drawing back from it in disbelief. He clasped his gloved hands together anxiously, body language betraying him.

                             — ❝ Gee, I’m sorry pal. I just – ❞

          He didn’t trust Joey. That was what the problem was. He didn’t like how the animator was looking at Boris recently. He could sense something malicious being planned, and it was making him incredibly uneasy. But Boris was trusting, and he didn’t know how well that would glaze over with his canine companion. He didn’t want to tell him what had been going on.

                                    ❝ I just… I think you should take the day 

                                       off today. We’ve been workn’ really 

                                       hard, ya know? ❞

                  ears pinned back, and a small frown formed on the wolf’s face. something was OFF.           he just couldn’t tell what. maybe bendy was lying?...

                  NO! that’s so silly. bendy would never lie or keep anything from him. they were best           friends, after all. boris told bendy everything, because that’s what friends do. upon hearing           the reason for bendy’s troubling speech, his smile immediately returned, tail thrashing about           wildly.

                       ❛  —— that’s a G R E A T idea, bendy! oh, i’d be so happy to do that! ❜

                         he was slightly hopping now. boris always was quite an excitable wolf.

               ❛  what’re we gon’ do, bendy? we gon’ play together? we gon’ go somewhere ?? ❜

#viiverra #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴡʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ( i ) #protect the bois 2k17 #replies to this 16 days late with starbucks yes hello here i am

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( ooc ! ): heyo! sorry, i’ve been busy with other blogs!! but here i am.

#【 ☾ ► ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴋ ʙʏ ɴᴀᴛʜᴀɴ sʜᴀʀᴘ ( ooc ) #gonna be finally replying to some threads

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📣 What's your favorite thing to do to pass the time?

                   let me voice act my small son | accepting.

                     ❛  —— to pass the time ?… ❜

#anon tag tbt. #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ? ( inbox ) #this lil pup #Anonymous

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📣 what do you think about alice?

                    let me voice act my small son | accepting.

                      ❛  ------ alice ?... ❜

#anon tag tbt. #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ? ( inbox ) #someone: why is he british #me: ....yolo #i don't know i just feel like he'd had a really silly british accent #i mean it's highly likely that i'm wrong but #i was considering pitching it does since he has a lower voice than i do but #that also takes effort #also the link's there it just looks like it isn't #Anonymous

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Send me a ‘📣’ + a question and I’ll voice act my character’s response.

#【 ☾ ► sᴛᴇᴘ ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇ sʜʏ ( ic meme ) #I LOVE MY BORIS VOICE EVEN IF I'M SICK PL EASE

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          ❛  ——— PLEASE don’t try an’ scare joey an’ henry.... ❜

#dash comm tbt. #Y'ALL BORIS IS TRYING TO BE THE VOICE OF R E A S O N

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

#THIS IS ACTUALLY B ORIS I'M SIADLKJAS #【 ☾ ► ʙɪɢ ﹙ ɴᴏᴛ ﹚ ʙᴀᴅ ᴡᴏʟғ ( about )

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WHY.

🖋      ❝ Boris come on you have to learn to fuckin’ live a little. ‘Sides what’s                Joey gonna to do me? Throw water in my face? ❞

………… 

🖋       ❝ Well shit.. he could couldn’t he…. FUCK. Even worse he could take                  away the ink. We gotta stage a rebellion buddy. It’s the only way.                  We gotta take ‘em down somehow…. Let’s replace all their pens                  with sticks or somethin’ ❞ 🖋

       ❛  w - well, i don’t really think that’s a good idea, bendy. what’ll happen if... if he           DOES get mad. what if he really throws water on us ? i just... i dunno, bendy,           i dunno.... ❜ 

          the poor little wolf may protest all he wants, but we all know he’d do anything           for his demon friend.

       ❛  m - maybe we should just... i dunno, relax or somethin’, huh, bendy ? doesn’t           that sound appealin’ ? ❜

#inkybcnd #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴡʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ( i ) #y ES YOU'RE WELCOME #when you want to chill with your friend but all he wants to do is start a revolution #be ndy pl ease w HY ARE YOU L IKE thiS

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NO.

🖋       ❝ F U C K ! ! ! ❞ 🖋

           ❛  ——— BENDY, please.... no more cursing.... joey’s going to get really mad.... AGAIN... ❜

#inkybcnd #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴡʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ( i ) #how am i both boris and bendy at once #also hi hello i couldn't r esist

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' I’m so glad I met you. '

                these might all make me cry | accepting.

                    he didn’t understand why he began to feel so E M O T I O N A L at this, but he did.          he grabbed the other in an embrace ( despite the OBVIOUS height difference ). he gave a          soothing pat on the back to the other, even rubbing it a little. but he wasn’t wagging his tail,          and his ears were pinned back.

                                ❛  ——— i’m glad i met you too, friend... i really am. ❜

#inkdecay #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴇ ʜᴏᴡʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴏʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢ ᴀʟᴏɴɢ ( i ) #【 ☾ ► ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴇɴᴄᴏʀᴇ ɪ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ? ( inbox ) #BO RISS ISN'T ALLOWED TO BE SA D??????