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Not me never having watched seasons 12-15 because season 12 makes me mad and sick and angsty and the rest aren't on Netflix🙃🙃🙃

#Fuckkk #Prison arc thing makes me mad #They did that for what #Let him be happy you fuckers #Criminal minds #Prison Reid #prison reid #Spencer reid Prison arc #It pisses me off #And wth is up with my phone correcting pisses to passes

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How to write a kiss

Rebloggable version, as requested by davrosbro. :)

Oooh!  Yes!  I love kisses.  Kisses are where it all starts ;).

Okay, first, remember that a kiss is much, much more than just lips.  It is lips, but also tongues, teeth, eyes, faces, hands, noses, bodies, heartbeats,  breath, voice- and most importantly, a kiss is emotions.  A kiss without emotion is just wet mushy lips stuck together.  Ew.  Gross.  The most important part of a kiss isn’t the how, but the who- because of the emotions between the two people.

Okay so:

lips- Lips can slide, glide over each other smoothly, or they can be chapped and rough and dry and get stuck on each other.  They can match, top-to-top and bottom-to-bottom, or they can overlap, with one person’s top or bottom lip captured between the other person’s lips (yummy).  If there is lipstick or chapstick there is lipstick or chapstick flavor, otherwise, lips don’t have a taste (can you taste yours?).  Lips also can smack- the sound of two of them coming together or pulling apart, because they’re wet and warm and soft.

tongue- Tongues are always wet, and always warm.  They’re very versatile.  They can trace over lips, teeth, or another tongue.  They can be smooth and graceful or teasing and flicking.  When tongues are involved, there is drool.  It’s only sexy when you like the person you’re kissing, or else it’s kinda gross. :P

teeth- teeth can clack together awkwardly, or teeth can bite down sensually.  A person biting their own lip is cute, a person biting another’s lips is sexy.  A person biting gently is sensual, a person biting roughly is sexual.

eyes- Eyes can be wide open with surprise, half-lidded with desire, fully closed with pleasure.  Eyes can gaze lovingly, lustfully, wistfully, hungrily, seductively- it all depends upon the emotions of your characters.  Have them do whatever you like, but don’t leave them out- give them at least a mention!

faces- Faces are what the lips are attached to.  Noses bump, cheeks flush, ears turn red, foreheads either wrinkle or relax.  Kisses can leave lips, quite easily, and become kisses on chins, cheeks, noses, foreheads, ears, necks, throats.  Kisses on noses or foreheads are cute and adorable, kisses on cheeks are sweet, kisses on chins, ears, and throats are very sexual.  And a kiss on the lips can be all of those! <3

hands- Hands are super-important.  In order to describe a kiss, usually you want to also describe the hands.  Where are they?  Does one character have their hand behind the other’s head or back, holding them close?  Are they on someone’s shoulders pulling them near, or pushing them away?  Fingers brushing someone’s cheek or palms grabbing someone’s ass convey two very different kinds of situations, even if the kiss itself is exactly the same.

noses- Noses are annoying.  They easily get in the way, especially for first kisses!  People have to tilt their head to one side or the other, and if they don’t, noses bump.  I’d only mention noses if a kiss is supposed to be awkward or uncertain or nervous.

bodies- bodies are either close together, or far away.  Someone can be surrounded comfortingly by someone’s arms, or terrifyingly trapped by them.  Bodies are warm or hot, they are calm or nervous, relaxed or tense.  Body language says a lot.  Is your character pulling away, or moving closer?

heartbeat- Hearts can beat fast or slow, and that’s about all they can do- but there are lots of reasons why they do!  A heart can beat fast with fear or excitement or nervousness; a heart can pound with lust or race with terror or sing with joy.  Hearts can glow, cower, or shatter.  When you really want to drive the emotions of a character home, mention the heart.

breath- To me, the most consuming part of a kiss is the breath.  The air that someone else has just breathed going deep into your lungs is very intimate.  Lips and tongues don’t have a taste, but breath does.  Each person’s breath tastes different, smells different, and surrounds a person differently than anyone else’s breath.  Breath can be warm and sweet, breath can be hot and sexy, breath can be hot and frightening.  It is something that is very present and should not be left out.  A lot of writers leave breath out.  And it’s so important; it’s the most intimate part of a kiss.  Someone else is breathing into your lungs, and it’s either heaven or it’s hell.

voice- Voice conveys much, even without words.  A voice can groan, whimper, gasp, moan, catch, whine, scream, sigh.  Voice can convey emotion powerfully, and while some kisses are silent, usually they’re not.

emotion-  Emotion is the most important- and the thing you try not to say.  You want to describe it, through all of the things above, so that it’s perfectly clear what your characters are feeling, without you ever using the “feelings words”.  If they’re in love, their bodies will lean close, their eyes will smile, their voices will giggle softly.  If they’re nervous, their palms will sweat, their noses will bump, their voices will shudder.  If they’re afraid, their muscles will be tense, their faces will grimace, their lips will not open.  Emotion is the color that you keep inside your mind as you write; it’s the base line that drives the description behind everything else you say.

Wow, that was a lot!  Gosh I hope it wasn’t too much!  Keep in mind not every kiss has all these things- this is just a list of things to consider when writing a kiss, and based on how long of a kiss you want to make.  Keep in mind that typing “they kissed for a long time”…that’s six words, it takes half a second to read, so that’s a short kiss!  If you want a long kiss, you need long sentences that make the reader linger.

So maybe to start off, pick three things on the list to describe in your first kiss.  Don’t try to do it all- that would be too much for even the most epic kiss.  Just pick what’s most important to this particular scene, to these particular characters, and describe those parts along with the lips, and you’ve got yourself an awesome, emotional kiss. <3

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Oh my gosh. This was so amazing. I'm screaming

Betting game

A/n: Based on this request. Requests are still open

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff

WC: 3k

CW: sexual allusion

It was no secret to any local police team or other branches of the FBI that the BAU team was incredibly close. They were a family. No matter who came or went, they were able to keep it together.

Part of being a family meant teasing the youngest siblings, or Y/n Y/l/n and Spencer Reid.

“They’re both not here. That’s got to be enough proof.” Penelope declared from her spot at the head of the round table, in front of the screen. She gestured at the two empty seats where the missing agents usually sat to convey her point.

Hotch had called them at 8 at night on a Saturday. Apparently, serial killers didn’t care about their dinner plans. And, as they were waiting on two of their team members, what else were they meant to do but theorize about whether or not the couple actually were a couple.

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a siken quote that made me maybe cry

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Yall😭

What's-her-name who played Diane Turner on Criminal Minds (do I need to remind you? Lady who killed Maeve😭😭) is on Chopped Junior tonight and I'm like---

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Telling my friends shit can go one of two ways

First scenario ->

Me, referring to a friend and I fucking around: This bitch is pulling shit...

Friend [Joking]: You probably deserved it🤣

Me: Yeah🤣

Second scenario:

Me, again referring to a friend and I fucking around: This bitch is at it again...

Friend: Imma beat their ass. Point me to them, im gonna kill someone today.

#One of two ways #Friends #This isn't toxic lmao #We love each other #It just depends on the day for which response we get/give #Lmao

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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YALL I JUST THOUGHT OF A

OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

I JUST HAD THE BEST FUCKING IDEA FOR A TITLE AND NOW I NEED A PLOT

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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD

I JUST HAD THE BEST FUCKING IDEA FOR A TITLE AND NOW I NEED A PLOT

#be on the lookout #Forrrr #drumroll please #A new series #Called #Lover slain #With a comma after lover but tags are bitches #A play on the words lovers lane

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OKAY WTH IS WRONG WITH ME??

I ACTUALLY LOVE THIS???

I'm also kinda curious what strike four is

So if you haven't done one already would you do a part 2 possibly?

Strikes - Draco Malfoy x Reader

So… um it’s a smut. I’ll be passing away now and fleeing the country nice knowing u but bye- don’t hate me, this is filthy and make sure to tell your mother you love her. This is like yk yk sorta yk um dirty. thx to my bestie queen tvesa for convincing me to do this and giving me some plot ideas. Also I know this theme of this fic tends to be very common in smut but I promise in no way am I trying to steal someone else’s idea, so if u have read a fic with the same general plot/idea (which I have too) I pinky swear I’m not trying to copy. Also I apologize for what you’re about to read and I think angst really is my forte so- bye have fun and yea- love u all to the moon and back mwah mwah mwah

Warnings: smut, dom draco, cockwarming, theo and blaise being cocky lil shits, probably more but u get the gist

Patience thin, goosebumps rising, and fingers fidgeting in your lap; you shot daggers through your eyes at the blonde, deep in concentration at the hand he had been dealt.

Over an hour had passed by, and decks of cards were being set down on the wooden table, bundles of curses leaving the three boys mouth every few seconds.

Sat beside you, your boyfriend Draco’s knuckles were turning white with the force at which he was gripping his poorly shuffled cards. He had bet a large bit of money of this, assurance been set in stone prior to beginning the game.

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You guys i think she knows😭

We were at Walmart and we were looking at clothes and she saw a pride shirt and she grabbed it and turned to me and was like "do you like this?" And I said yeah I do, because yes. "I'll buy it for you" is what she said

IM SORRY BUT WHAT

SHES BUYING IT FOR ME

I share an Apple Music account with my mom because I'm broke asf. And I haven't come out yet, right?

I've just been slowing integrating Girl in Red and Hozier and Francis Forever into the downloads🤣😭

#Sorry if I'm reading into this too much #But like is she trying to say she supports it?? #I'm scared lmao

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She's great. Like the best.

oh no! must be the season of the witch

for spnwomenweek day 1: skills

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Previous tags were so cute and all but he's scared of thunder and I find that extremely adorable for some reason😭❤

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I'm crying, like actually crying. Jeez, I love this so much. You're such an amazing writer. I'm crying and words cannot express how much I love this😭❤

The Statistical Probability of Counting on Forever

Master List to The Statistical Probability Series

Spencer Reid x BAUfem! Reader

Category: Fluff (with, like, a tiny bit of angst)

TW: Spencer is held at gunpoint by an unsub, general anxiety, cursing

Oh, also, shout out to @homoose​ who beta’d a chunk of this story I actually ended up deleting, but also for being incredibly supportive. 

Well….here we are. Based on too many requests to count: This is the final chapter in this series that was never meant to be a series. As much as I love writing in this universe, I think this brings the story to a pretty solid close (hopefully). Thank you all for the support and love for this particular set of stories. I never imagined that anything I’d write would get the kind of reaction this has. I am not returning from hiatus yet, but I did go back through my queue and set this up to actually release as a thank you for the kindness and support I’ve been shown. I’m not better - I’m not sure how long that’s going to take - but I am very lucky to have the kind of supportive community I’ve dreamed about for a very long time on here. Hiatus isn’t over, but I hope you like this short, final chapter. 

Love you all to bits xx 

~ “The most harrowing idea would be that I would spend any part of my life without her, because that would be a level of irraplaceable, irredeemable emotional desolation that I could not possibly contemplate.” - Stephen Colbert ~

The thing about working with the Behavioral Analysis Unit is that it makes it pretty difficult to make plans. Spencer knows this, he’s known it since he was drafted into the unit. When he was younger, it never bothered him. There was something satisfying, really, about never having to deal with the cancellation of things as his co-workers so often had to do. That satisfaction had nearly crystallized into bitterness before you had come along. And then suddenly, there were date nights, plans to make, things to do - a future to look forward to. However, irony rarely has a soft spot for anyone, not even Spencer Reid, and, it would be that when he’d finally planned to ask you to marry him, the team got called away on a case. 

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I text like a fucking old man. Someone just asked me to let them know whenever I find a fic I've been looking for and I legit went "will do👍"

I'm going to cry. Wtf have I turned into

#19 going on 65 #i'm about to lose it #I've turned into an old man #true story #😭 #Will do👍 #Like wtf is that #who does that

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I loved this fic, i need comfort today😭😊 You said there might be a part two? I would so read that, could you tag me in it if you do make one?

Safer to Kiss

Summary: [Y/N] is new to the BAU, and Spencer’s avoidance of handshakes backfires a bit.

WC: 2073

Content: fluffiest fluff, mentions of kidnapping/violence (typical bau stuff)

A/N: I haven’t written fluff for Spencer yet, so I hope y’all like this! 

Masterlist

read on ao3

I wasn’t nervous about my first day at the BAU. Sure, it would make sense if I was, but I had been working my entire career to get on this team. It was where I belonged, and I knew it. My interview process with Hotch had been a breeze, and I was ready to start the next step of the process: working my first case with the team. It was just preliminary, I was still in my probationary period, but I knew it was going to go well. I was over prepared for this job. 

So I wasn’t nervous. I was ready. I met Hotch in his office that morning, ready to do paperwork until a case came in. But he greeted me with a nod and held up a case file. 

“Round table, now.” He said, and I followed him out into the bullpen. The rest of the team was already in the room, waiting for us. 

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I wanna see something.