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Should I buy the new GQ with Lewis and display it on my coffee table or is that insane?

A good measure for things like this is "would a mediocre man be self-conscious about this?"

If the answer is "no" (which it will be 90% of the time) there is literally no need for you, dear nonnie, to be self-conscious about it either.

Do what makes you happy, and do it without shame 💕

#this only applies to legal things of course lmao #unless it's drugs #or a few other illegal but morally ok things #you know what I mean ✨ #asks

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My Carlando heart 🥰❤️🧡

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No Zionists on my page thank you

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Behind The Scenes | F1 Drivers Opening Titles

#fucking dork

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“Leclerc is suffering” Leclerc is always suffering dude

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you're doing amazing sweetie

#hello?

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Formula 1: Drive to Survive S06E08 "Forza Ferrari"

#are these two going to make me finally reach some feralness again? potentially #charlos #dts spoilers

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dts is boring af

#drive to survive #🥱

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if Pierre wasn't a f1 driver, he'd be the guy on your Instagram who posts exclusively nfts, terrible motivational content, and awful "financial advice".

#f1 #pierre gasly

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danica patrick annoys me so fucking hard like why is she even there.

#f1 #dts

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brocedes is like. ‘awesome race.’ keke rosberg. ‘he was the golden boy at 13.’ come with me to monaco. anthony hamilton. unicycling. kellog frosties. vanilla ice cream. italy. pizza. go-karting. staying up till 3 am laughing. nico using lewis’ map. best friends and then. teammates. dreaming in 2014. ‘unreal.’ spa 2016. ‘we’re not friends. we’re colleagues.’ eating only milk and frosties in abu dhabi. nico retiring a day after his maiden championship. ‘i don’t have any regrets.’ neighbours in monaco. ‘historical context.’ yellow helmets. diving out of corridors to avoid you. ‘karting was the best days of my life.’ nico’s vlog with anthony. ‘do you think lewis would do that for me?’ i send your daughters christmas presents but i still cannot say your name out loud. ‘you’re still flat out motivated, right?’ ‘he was holding his breath.’ ‘i’m a better driver. and teammate.’ ‘in my heart, he’s still my best friend.’ ‘friends, teammates, childhood buddies, rivals, everything but a lover.’

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How would everyone celebrate Valentine’s Day with each other?

(Happy Valentine’s Day!)

Happy belated V-Day 🩷

I think they very much vary between "we don't care" and "this absolutely has GOT to be a date night!"

Dan and Max always say they don't care, but then of course get each other little gifts anyway, and I think they make an effort to celebrate with the kids, giving them sweet gifts and make a huge deal out of getting handmade valentine's cards from them <3

Pierre, when he is in France, absolutely sends Charles and Michael both huuuuuuge bouquets of flowers, and I think they definitely try and go on a date night if they can but it's more causal. Also, Charles definitely tries to get them all to go to a valentine's day party (and end the night with sex).

Lando and Carlos absolutely make a huge deal out of it, red roses, big date night, champaign, gifts, rose petals on the bed, teddy bears, massages, sex, the full program!

#asks #virtues verse #fluff tag #smut tag #pack tag #valentine's day

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#♥️♥️♥️

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Do you have any dyslexic lando headcanons from the patience universe?

I do actually!

So, I think Lando absolutely hates the fact that he's dyslexic. He thinks it's embarrassing and makes him seem "more stupid than he already is". He makes fun of himself for reading something out loud incorrectly, but I think it hurts him when people laugh about it :(

The pack catch on over time, find out what makes him uncomfortable, and eventually it becomes second nature to all of them to read things out loud for Lando, e.g. the ice cream flavors at the gelato place, menus at restaurants, or stupid bumper stickers ♥️

Autocorrect is Lando's savior when texting, but Max absolutely adores it when Lando writes him handwritten notes because the way he spells things always make so much sense if you don't care about correct grammar/spelling, and Max often goes "you know what, this should be spelled like that!"

#asks #virtues verse #fluff tag #vv!lando #answering this felt so good ♥️ #I miss this

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mclaren really did not think this angle through huh?!

#McLaren once again marketing their twinks I see