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Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

#awwwwww hell ye

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Look who i just found ~

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yall im trying to be reasonable but the 3rd wineglass is turning this romance into a porn but like, tiefling fuckers am i right?

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #rolan #bg3 rolan #holy rolan empire #romance #tav #fic #fanfic

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i feel like we as a fandom sleep on the fact that a majority of bg3 is a bunch of city people and foreigners being thrown into an unfamiliar environment and having to live there/navigate it for like a month LMAO

long treks through rain, wind, heavy sun

biting bugs

baths in freezing cold creek water

boots getting stuck in the mud

someone waking up with a snake in their tent

failed attempts at learning to hunt or locate food and everyone getting hangry

accidentally eating poisonous plants

slipping/tripping/falling over various terrains

walking through spider webs

being sticky and sweaty from the humidity

aching backs and feet

taking a wrong turn and getting lost

scary animal noises in the middle of the night

everyone smelling like mildew, B.O, and dirt (a.k.a ten cans of BOUNCE THAT ASS)

i just feel like there’s some potential here

#yo #i didnt think of this nastiness outside astarion

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a time ago someone suggested the idea of rolan having a forked tongue bcus hes a tiefling and my life has not known peace since

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i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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listen

LISTEN

he needs to cover up that slutty little scrap of skin or imma go absolutely FERAL ON THAT MAN

Why. Are. They. Both. So. Cute?

@necroticyuzu you were right about Zevlor hair and eyes mod. Thank you!

#holy rolan nation #zevlovers #rolan #zevlor #TIEFLING #i can heal them

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take a bite and call it poundcake

Do you think when everything is safe and Rolan eats better his ass gets fatter

DDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD !!!!!! thinking about Round Ass Rolan tonight bois !!!! I wanna grab his cheeks like I'm holding on for dear life (I am)

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ive been fighting this fucking sketch for hours and the second half is pissing me off so im jus posting the rolan half out of complete spite to myself. more forked tongue shenanigans bcus the potential is endless tbh

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Ok, Zevlor...

#ahhhhhHHHHHHH #zevlor #zevlor bg3

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I'm sick of internet negativity, so let's combat it: reblog this and saying something nice/pay a compliment to the prev in the tags.

#darcy is a charming little sweet pea #with a gift for writing unmatched #a dedication to the craft and to self improvement with that skill #your writing is an inspiration

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no worries friendo we will read tales of his domestic bliss to your vegetative body

youre banned from death but you may have a light coma

Ah yes thank you 🙏 if I don't dream about domestic zevlor in my light coma, pull the life support or I'll wake up screaming

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#FUCKING WAR FLASHBACKS

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I am so perfectly normal about this man ok? Ok. ❤️‍🔥

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reblog for sample size !!

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That scowl on your face could frighten a troll

#look at my bby #hes so tired #gods let him rest #bg3 rolan #holy rolan empire