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all you have to do is look at the way I post and any shred of doubt that I'm not the world's most annoying millennial black woman vanishes. this sad black girl magic is 100% organic

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I haven't given max enough love

knight maximus of the brotherhood of steel I love you, you deserve better you anxious handsome chaos man

the fact that people say max is the worst character where HANK MACLEAN IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE IN HIS WAR CRIMINAL BLUE SKIMS

max x lucy 4ever

#fallout prime #fallout spoilers #fallout #brotherhood of steel #aaron moten #aaron clifton moten

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the ghoul is very sexy but I know he is STANKY and not one loofah has touched that glow in the dark peen since the bombs drop

"us cowpokes, we take it as it comes" my good sir you need to TAKE a shower

#the ghoul #fallout prime #cooper howard #fallout amazon

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it feels so good to be writing a fantasy novel that has a polycule with a soft yet unhinged black girl in the center getting worshiped and loved on after years of enduring the disposable black girl/girlfriend trope-

#writing #writblr #writers on tumblr

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I love how in Dune part 2, they made Chani literally the voice of Franks Herbert, deeply suspicious of governments, charismatic leaders and organized religion and prophecy, she has to watch all that she feared would shackle her people come to bind them with the chains held by the very person she trusted and loved and who promised her he didn't want to be a leader, and then a bunch of guts on the Internet call Chani, "a stuck up, pouting, over dramatic teen," Sir, that is your author avatar.

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"Paul Atreides did not sleep, he augured."

-Holy Crowns, Chapter 3.

#paul atreides x reader #paul atreides x you #paul atreides x black!reader

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also how does one person have the energy to keep up that many identities and lies, I've forgotten what day it was twice already.

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that moment when you're a queer black writer who wants to publish under a pen name in the future and have limited public social media seeing people calling for pen names to be abolished because a monster got exposed-

the pen name isn't the problem, it's accountability.

#freydis moon #writing #authors behaving badly

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3 ᎶᎬᏁᎬᏒᎪŦᎥᎾᏁs Ꭵs ᏟÉᏟᏒᎬᎠ ✨️

#whole family said copy and paste

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dear whomever sent bethany antonia those messages,

you, your mama, your daddy,your pappy, your meemaw, your sister, your brother, your cousin, your aunt, your uncle, your first grade teacher, your best friend, your roommate, your husband, your wife, your spouse, your partner, your boyfriend, your girlfriend smell like dimes.

funky ass bald headed dark sided bum bitches on your left and on your right

#bethany antonia #hotd

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Yes I know it's been a month but I'm almost done with chapter three of holy crowns I JUST GOTTA GET PAUL RIGHT DAMMIT

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watching late night with the devil and it's true, women aren't running after chiseled assholes, they are much too busy lusting after a terrified talk show host with a great smile who also may or may not have made a deal with the devil

#late night with the devil #david dastmalchian you slay me

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#little miss okey-dokey

#i love her so damn much

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If you're in line for the ghoul x black!reader, stay in line!

#the ghoul x reader #the ghoul x black!reader #cooper howard x reader #cooper howard x black!reader #HELP IS ON THE WAY DEAR

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Bought dune and decided to watch it again to get paul's voice right!

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I lied in order to coincide with the digital release it will be posted tomorrow! Don't be too mad because surprise: we'll be getting paul's pov!

Who's ready for chapter three of holy crowns?

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and if I wrote a sequel to put your head on my shoulder where mrs. & mrs. maclean have to deal with raiders on christmas morning, what then?

#lucy maclean #lucy maclean x reader #lucy maclean x black!reader