i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work
has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?
introducing: beurre monté
you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil
turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)
you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan
done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.
if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.
you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.
you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut
your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum
Für alle, die es akustisch nicht verstanden haben:
Teil 1
Lars: "Ich bin verliebt in David."
Jakob: "Echt?"
L: "Nein."
J: "Warum nicht?"
L: "Weil ich mehr verliebt in dich bin."
J: [innerlich so wow]
L: "Ich dachte, das wäre so der richtige Zeitpunkt."
J: "Ja? Live, vor allen Leuten, jetzt?"
L: "Ja."
J: [legt Arm um Lars, betatscht seine Cap] "Ich mag deine-"
L: "Ich weiß auf jeden Fall, dass 36 Millionen Mädchen jetzt grade sehr neidisch auf mich waren."
J: "Oder Jungs. Wir müssen das ja nicht gendern, so."
L: "Tschuldigung."
J: "Ich bin auch neidisch auf alle, die dich sonst so.... oKAY LASST UNS NICHT DARÜBER REDEN"
Teil 2
L: [lacht] “Du bist so horny, weil ich neben dir sitze!”
J: “Was?”
L: “Da!”
J: [liest] “Jako ist horny, weil... ah, okay.....”
Felix: “Oookayyy”
J: “Ach, bin ich das?”
L&F: [lachen weiter]
J: “Ach ja... zum Glück steht ja grade der Laptop hier...”
L: “Aber ihr könnt das besser ignorieren, ich bin ja nie im Internet, also nicht so... Ich bin da bisschen überfordert.”
Behold: mein Lieblings-Off-Topic-Part des Director’s Talk zu Levitation.
Hach ja.
Es spricht für sich, glaube ich. genau wie meine windows movie maker skills