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AnHa in a nutshell
Random OCs drawings and some stupid things about them.
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Leo: Google please stop showing me sex ads. I know there are desperate sluts in my area. I have one in my mirror.
Max: Too bad you decided to date an asexual. Now suck it up and endure in silence.
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Leo: *dressed as a vampire* Oh look. That's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out.
Max: *dressed as a werewolf* *monotone voice* I'm gay.
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Alice: Say "I love you" without using those three words.
Max: You are annoying.
Leo: Wow I hear that a lot.
Leo:
Leo: Wait
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Max: What's happening? I smell something burning.
Leo: *blocking Max's view* Just my burning desire for you.
Max: I can see the fire behind you.
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Alice: So, I heard that if you put "violently" before any action, it becomes funny.
Will: Violently simps
JaeSung: Violently dies
Leo: Violently burps
Max: Violently hides a body.
Sean: Violently worries about the last comment.
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Leo: Ooh this place is scary!
Leo: I've got...
Leo: Ghostbumps.
Max:
Max: I can't with you. Go back in the van.
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Max: I could strangle you.
Leo: You're too short.
Max: You've sunk low enough for me to reach.
Max: *proceeds to punch the shit out of him*
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Child Leo: Theif!
His mom: Thief.
Child Leo: Theif!
His mom: No sweetie. It's -i before -e! Except after -c.
Leo: Thceif!
His mom: *sigh* No.
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Signe: Why does everyone has their mid-life crisis at, like, 19?
Max: Well... Since it's impossible to know which period of my life will be the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis.
#ocs#oc stuff#my ocs#memes#memesrandom#incorrect quotes#I don't remember where I saw that#But it's not from me
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Leo: You should run you know, that's a good exercise.
Max: I run. I daily run out of fucks, patience, and money.
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Leo: Did it hurt when you fell?
Max: From Heaven? Leo, I get that you love those cheesy pick up lines but dang it.
Leo: No I meant when you fell in the stairs. I saw you miss the step and just slide down. You stayed on the floor for a solid ten minutes.
Max:
Leo: So?
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Jack: You look so unapproachable.
Max: And yet, here you are.
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Max and Leo eating at the cafeteria aka Public Display of Flirtation
Leo: *eats a whole taco plus some fries*
Max: *eats a small salad with no sauce*
Leo: *stares*
Max: What?
Leo: Are you sure that's enough? There's only leaves in this.
Max: I like it. And there're tomatoes and crispy onions in it.
Leo: Don't tell me you'll be full with that. I would starve in 5 minutes if I only ate that.
Max: You can eat a whole cow. But I don't have your metabolism.
Leo: Do you want the rest of my taco?
Max:
Max: Only if you can't finish it.
Leo: *pouts* You say that because you know I can.
Max: Then just finish it.
Leo:
Leo: *gives him the rest of his taco* Here. I'm going to take another one.
Leo: *stands up and leave*
Max: *looks at the taco* *smile softly*
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Jack (Max's toxic ex): You'll never meet another man like me.
Max: First of all THANK GOD.
Leo: *cracks his joints* Second of all, how fast do you run?
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Teacher: Did you call your classmate stupid?
Max: No. I asked him why he's so stupid.
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Leo: I started seeing someone.
Max: As in dating or hallucinations?
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