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The fact that Tolkien realized he’d created inconsistency for LotR with the first published version of The Hobbit and then retconned it with the in universe explanation of “Bilbo is a liar,” is never going to stop being both equal parts brilliant and funny.

#lotr #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

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Dale Cooper + cut face and out of place hair

#twin peaks #dale cooper #I'm actually going feral

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O spring-time and summer-time, and spring again after!

"Goldberry represents the actual seasonal changes in [riverlands]" - The Letters of J.R.R. Tolkien, Letter 210

#her voice is as old as spring #that's so beautiful #as old as the idea of hope after a season of dread #lotr #lotredit #tolkien #goldberry

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i shouldn't be at the club i should be at the mako island moon pool. with the besties and shit

#h2o just add water #h2o

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No one makes Galadriel spooky enough. Like yea I get she’s the most beautiful elven maiden the world has ever seen but she’s also downright unsettling.

I bet she fuckin stares at people without blinking for like a solid five minutes and then when you finally ask her what fuck is up she tells you how you’re gonna die.

#lotr #galadriel

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"we need more complex female characters!" yall cant even handle laura palmer

#twin peaks

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#I was about to comment how pretty his eyes look in this scene #LOTR #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

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me, sitting bored at a table with 20 nerds: *sighs

me: why didnt they just fly on the eagl-

20 people screamimg at once, a fork is thrown at me, someone flips the table, the room is on fire

#lotr #jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

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Of all the lotr horses why does absolutely no one talk about Arod??? LIKE- HES THE GOODEST BOY.

He's the unofficial third wheel when aragorn isn't around, he loves to trot, and legolas calls him his friend in the books!! Like please I love him so much you guys give him some love.

#lotr #lotr horses

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Do you ever get emotional that Caspian was the tenth of that name, but when he had a son of his own, he didn’t name it after himself, or his father, or his father’s father? How Caspian the Tenth was Caspian the Last, and yet in his own way, he was the first true Caspian of Narnia? How he was Caspian the Seafarer and he was loved by his people and he had every right to name his child after himself, but when the time came he didn’t?

Caspian named his son Rilian, and ended the Telmarine line.

#narnia #caspian x

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I look to you, and I see nothing

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“How’s Annie? How’s Annie?! HOW’S ANNIE?!” We all say in unison

#twin peaks

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Twin Peaks "fans" stop shipping a 30 year old man with a 17 year old high school girl from the cult classic TV series "Our Murder Victim Was a Victim of CSA At The Hands of Multiple Adult Men" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE FUCKING APPARENTLY) adding my additional comment on to the original post: also stop turning Laura Palmer into some "slay queen coquette female rage" icon she's a fucking 17 year old girl who was murdered by her abuser who'd been molesting her since she was 12 and used sex and drugs to cope and self harm, she's not some weird sexy power fantasy I am begging you all to die a slow painful death

#twin peaks #you'd think that this would be common sense

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🥧☕️💋

#UUGHHGH THEM <3 #twin peaks fanart #twin peaks #dale cooper #denise bryson #delyse

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#twin peaks