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Been saying this for years. Apparently, this is one of the things that makes me “intimidating” 🙄

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In case you couldn't tell, I don't really update here anymore. Too much drama on the Tumblrs. 1/22/17

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Tarot #3

The Ace of Disks surrounds herself With goods and riches and material wealth. She sits with her Queen, affectionate and kind Her ambition apparent when she speaks her mind.

The Hierophant sits, a constant reminder That goodness of heart will always find her. Toil, endurance, keep moving forward And always keep in mind the goals she strives toward.

The Ace of Disks has Ruin on her heels It follows her always, her energy it steals. Luxury masks Ruin’s intent The beautiful surface so sweet and innocent.

But now she stands, balanced between What she wants, what she has and what she needs. Clearly, her path is marked up ahead If she stands still too long, she’d be better off dead.

Art, creativity, realization She will escape from Ruin with marked calculation. Don’t stop now, you are number one The Ace of Disks shines, relying on none.

#tarot #ace of disks

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Tarot #2

Scared and alone, Luxury waits She's surrounded by worry, and sorrow, and hate. Her surface, it masks the turmoil within Beauty betrayed by glorious sin. She pushes away those who would be her best friends And pretends it's all a means to an end. Abundance, it waits with The Heirophant's set For the day she will realize her mistakes and repent. The good times forgotten by the words of another She still asks for pity while those close she smothers. Scared and alone, she will remain The words of her friends are all in vain. She wishes for love, she wishes for life She wishes for happiness, night after night. What she does not realize is she's always had it all Blinded by the exterior, Luxury will fall.

#tarot #luxury

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Tarot #1

The Princess of Swords has gone to bed She's laid you to waste and removed your head. She plays the victim as she surveys her spoils And thrives on pity as she pretends to toil. The Princess of Swords sleeps sweet at night Next to her prince and next to her knight. Stolen from those who loved them dear To add to her collection of maiden's tears. The Princess of Swords wakes at dawn And eavesdrops to learn what's going on. She twists the story, the words of a fox And the world, for her, is wrapped up in a box. The Princess of Swords brushes her hair She practices the faces of one who cares. She rehearses the words, and tries not to crack And no one the wiser to the emotion she lacks. The Princess of Swords plots her revenge Though her reasons for it are all pretend. Poor little princess lies through her teeth Sweet exterior hides the truth underneath. The Queen of Swords lays dying alone The Tower invoked, It's power has shone. And now the poor princess will claim her rewards And, ignorant, they bow to the Princess of Swords.

#tarot reading #the princess of swords

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His name is Opalescence, or just Opal. He's my Meow.

Met a new meow. <3

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Make Hagrid the smallest one, GG!!

So if one were to bring a life sized cutout of Legolas to a photo-op, would he count as a person? If the life sized cutout was of a smaller person, such as Bilbo Baggins, would they not count as a person? Would a person shrunk down to about the size of ant man, being held by a friend in the photo op count as a person? If yes, would they still count as a person if made of cardboard? Thank you for your time.

The photo op rules state that a maximum of two people are allowed per photo op. GeekShot Photography defines personhood by the quality of being a live human, not by size as compared to a human. Therefore a life-size cutout of a human, elf, hobbit, etc would not count as a person, but a person shrunk down to the size of an ant would count as a person. An ant-sized person made of cardboard would not count as a person because they would not be alive.

I hope this helps!

PS: All persons and cardboard cutouts must fit within the boundaries of the photo op backdrop. We are currently unable to accommodate giants who are taller than 8 feet while seated and life size cutouts of Godzilla.

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Me with my kitty, Opal.

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Looks like I'm not going to be making it to WWWC this year. I was in a car accident (car plowed into me and forced me into another car) and don't have a vehicle anymore. My plan had been to drive out to Tuscon, but without a car...

Anyway, I have already paid for my hotel room (king sized bed, non smoking), my con badge and Friday Night show ticket (with The Cog Is Dead and Steam Powered Giraffe), so now I'm looking for someone to take them over for me. Please PM me (Flowerbite) if you're interested! Feel free to share this with anyone who might be interested.

#wwwc #wwwc4 #wild wild west con #steam powered giraffe #spg #tuscon #the cog is dead #room #ticket #con badge

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Tumblr:

Me: The sky is blue.

Tumblr: First of all, trigger warning, you bitch. Blue was the color of the smurf doll I had that got ruined in the wash. Secondly, my brother's girlfriend's cousin's step-sister said the sky was indigo, and she would know, because she studies colors in college. COLLEGE. Also, way to oppress other fucking colors and completely erase light blue, dark blue, and blue-ish green! Educate yourself, you ignorant piece of shit trash! You think you know everything but you have no clue! Thanks to you I am triggered and about to kill myself! Hope you're happy you fuck!

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Because I had to celebrate Spidey entering the MCU

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I WONDER WHY 

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If you've never gotten the urge to dress as a superhero (or supervillain) and just walk around your neighborhood at night, pretending to fight (or plan) crime, then you haven't lived.

#iwishiwascatwoman #late night thoughts #time to sleep

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One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.

#truth #itme #always

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(For your next ask Izzy) Could you please tell us the story behind Little Birdie from the 2 cent show album?

I could. BUT THEN I’D HAVE TO NEURALIZE YOU.

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Boom

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