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Hey on a scale of 1-20 what's your love language

Wheehee!

I'd say words and touch perhaps? I personally enjoy giving gifts to add to those

Would those be a 17?

#Unreality #Anon

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Are you like....on the run from police or do they give no fucks

Yes

#unreality #anonymous

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the five homoerotic love languages:

- intimate stabbing

- outright obsession

- confused pining

- "no one knows me like you do"

- lifelong promises that always sound suspiciously like wedding vows

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So you read fanfiction

Of what?

Yes!

You won't get more out of me i fear you all will use it against me one day

#unreality #(Ooc; i dont know much media so i panicked and couldnt think of anything i could make up on the spot #I think he'd read a lot of 'x Re4ders' and 'x 0Cs' though. He seems like he'd read fanfic of shakespeare stuff too.)

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enemies to lovers prompts because i’m self indulgent

i love them? Them? SERIOUSLY, HEART?

i wonder why they make me feel self conscious and careless at the same time and how my heart flutters when i’m around them but also i think i’m starting to not hate them what- oh. Oh.

oh my holy shit have you always been so beautiful or did you have to try on a new face mask huh? i mean, i mean you look so ugly ugh i hate you

oh you think you’re gonna win this argument? well guess who’s gonna tell you they love you and leave you speechless, darling

i must protect my secret at all costs or else they’ll find out and i’ll never live it down no no nope

oh we have to share a bed and you’re gonna kick me out of it? let me just cuddle you in the middle of the night so you blame yours- yeah no it’s because i want to

gOd they’re so infuriating i want to kill them but i would also kill myself on something happened to them—

oh oh you pinned me and now we’re hugging and you’re not letting go and i hate you so much and then why am i liking it- THAT PINCH HURT YOU NINCOMPOOP

so you’re gonna entice me at the ballroom with a dance? well let me just -accidentally- step on your shoe so we can fall together and i can kis- i mean kill you

i want to hate but i love you so for the love of god i swear this is the only time i’m letting you get away with it *proceed to let them get away with it more than only this time*

accidentally kissing each other and liking it and then having a fight because Of Course You Kissed Me And I Liked It But I Cant Tell You I Liked It

holy shit they went through something horrible so of course it’s natural for their mortal enemy like me to comfort them because MORALS and realising how protective you are of them

playfully flirting and hating each other and someone else flirting with them and you getting jealous and realising how possessive you are of them

*if you use these, please send me what you wrote! i’d love to read XD

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❥ Rivals to Lovers Prompts ❥

“I can’t believe I’m helping you out.”

“For claiming to be my enemy, you sure do follow me around a lot!”

“People are going to think we’re a couple if you don’t stop following me around.”

“I’m going to regret this, but would you maybe want to go out sometime?”

“Don’t let my feelings fuel your ego.”

“I thought you couldn’t stand them?”

“You don’t like them do you?”

“I do not like them!”

“Say another word and I’ll punch you in the mouth.”

“Don’t you dare give me flowers.”

“You couldn’t even handle me.”

“You can deny it all you want, but I get the feeling you like me.”

“I can’t tell if you’re going to bite my head off or invite me to meet your parents.”

“You know what they say about keeping your enemies close.”

“I thought you hated me.”

“Never thought of you being the type to fall for your nemesis.”

“I can’t tell them how I feel, they’ll never let me live it down!”

“I’d rather die than kiss you.”

“My face is only red because you’re making me so mad!”

“If I have to spend another minute with you, I’m going to go insane.”

“It stinks that you’re so cute, because you’re also so annoying.”

“This isn’t a date. It’s an attempt to find out your weaknesses.”

“Too afraid to admit you’ve got feelings for me?”

“Don’t worry, I’ll go easy on you.”

“You’d better shut up before I make you!”

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Hey dumb question why is your profile picture a rose when you call someone else your Rose

simply fits the theming i'd say

Admittedly i didn't corralate the two until now

#unreality #anonymous

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Hey have you ever seen a fucked up merchant who tries to sell glass as magic crystals except they...At least when he's holding them, are probably magic?

Like the dude sold his "lucky" glass thing and immediately nearly died to some explosion (claimed to actually die but he must've been exaggerating, surely?) and then I literally watched him get rid of a "slow falling" glass thing and proceeded to fall down like a foot and broke his leg

You both just kinda seem weird and thought you might know him because he's weirder than you lmao

bold of you to assume I know anyone beyond my Rose and afew others!

Never heard of this man in my life but how odd!

#unreality #(Ooc; i know what you are)

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So does that mean you read dimentio fanfic to get into character

i just read fanfic, nothing to try to get "incharacter" though

Do i act like him???

#unreality

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So which clowns and jesters are your favorite and which one inspired your vibe

Admittedly! it was a very hefty combination of seeing character designs online for various jester and clown designs but known ones I do like that Dimentio fellow! design wise anyways i dont. Play video games much

But also my vibes are inspired by you Could say liking hearts theatre too much and being a drama major who was a threater kid

Phantom of the opera was pretty integral to me emotionally at least

masks are quite fun you know

#unreality #(ooc; Phantom of the opera was never in mind for his creation whatsoever it just feels fitting for him)

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Anon who's friend accidentally ordered 600 things in two orders- Begging hasn't worked. They have a cancel policy but. Criminal organization...

I'm not sure they'll even do the order at this point with the extreme amounts of begging and might've just taken the money !

damn! I do not think i can save you! Apologies friend

#Has a friend anon #Unreality

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fuckfuckfuckfukfkc she talksed to me and smiled shE SMILED SHE HAS A PRETTY SMILE

#Unreality #Delete later delate later delete later i need to deletae this later

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*in the voice of a disheveled middle aged man at the bar* if you think hate is enough for people to stop following you haven't seen alot of the internet

this just means im REALLY cool and theyre just REALLY jealous and lackluster~!

#Anonymous #Im tempting the wolves to snap off my legs #Unreality

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That was NOT either of US, we would have a FAR better insult than LAME you Wretched court fool who's more of a clown with their head on the chopping block for failing to entertain the royals proper

We do hppe uou explode though

-"snake hat"

I SUMMONED THEM????

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME IF YOU HATE ME??? JEEZ

#Unreality #im too popular and hot and aewsome wnd cool and then theres the jealous ones...

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lame

hi snake-hat♡

#Unreality #I presume anyways #Anonymous

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are you able to explode

????????? I mean like. SURE But. N. Not SURVIVE it....?

#Unreality #Anonymous

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On one hand that is very sad. on the other yeah that's absolutely why you have no friends. like if you aren't letting """your""" rose see you as a person that's not good. at all

for reasons i cannot disclose for my and others safety there is a big terror in the idea of that~~~~!

Lets say in a metaphorical sense my torso was cut off in its entirety, and i cannot deal with questions on that

Nor lose the chance of seeing the only person who ive met in years~!

Though I Ment originally

People don't like me because of How I Am~!

#Anonymous #Unreality #This weight is a burden i bear hoping it will just fall off on its own but i am very aware it wont #Like an ankle ball and chain i put on myself and walk with fully aware that the consequences will ring through... #Mmm the false sense of security and lies I tell myself are far nicer than anything I've ever felt though through and through