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[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

Tante!!! I missed you! Hi :D How is your day?

kelioswing,

It's always refreshing to hear from one of my niephews! I trust you're taking your academics seriously? Is your mental health doing well?

With minimal interactions with Tumblr disciples, my little brother, my colleagues, and the fools from the Wright Anything Agency are currently focusing on their personal lives. Needless to say, our online lives has been uneventful.

I have been continuously invited to close-knit social events with my... rather eccentric circle of friends. Other than that,  my life has also been uneventful, which is satisfactory, especially after experiencing what tragedy regularly befalls myself and my comrades during eventful events. In the legal profession, no events will always be good news.

(I missed you too. Despite my inactivity, thank you for keeping me in your thoughts!)

#kelioswing #Franziska von Karma

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

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[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

How dare you fools  assume that I, Franziska von Karma, the perfection incarnate, would waste my precious time writing fiction?

I am not Miles Edgeworth!

If Franziska wrote fanfic all she would write are...

WIPS

What a woefully foolish fool you are.

If you didn't pride yourself on making half-wit puns, you would realize that she would make grammatically and punctuatedly flawless not beta-read oneshots, because a Von Karma is always perfect!

#someone's getting defensive... #Franziska von Karma

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

eldragon-x,

First of all, I applaud your superior taste in people.

Although people of superior taste know I deserve my own spin-off, my cases have not been granted with such documentations.

I did, however, grace both of my little brother’s foolish spin-offs with my presence. They would be a chore to play through without me.

He would not be able to solve most of the cases had it not been for my assistance. 

However, this has not been the case at present.

During Phoenix Wright’s reappearance in the courtroom, I have been preoccupied with more important international matters. 

It is indeed unfortunate that I did not make my appearance in any of those aforementioned courtroom documentations.

Can anyone who knows more about Ace Attorney than I tell me which games beyond the trilogy Franziska appears in that are relevant? Because from what I could gather there’s a spin-off or something but after the trilogy I’m only really interested to get into the games that get me on a page with Franzi’s character, if that makes sense. 

#Franziska von Karma #Miles Edgeworth #ace attorney investigations

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

May I request you to whip a certain someone??

(SHE WAS 17 HERE)

A foolish fool who foolishly ogles Maya Fey! Have you no shame?

Ahem.

Ogling anyone is impolite and disgusting.

Is common decency also dead?!

#Maya Fey

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

okay tante, your mii has decided and you now have a child. No kidding.

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

...Are we even thinking of the same Phoenix Wright?

#phoenix wright #ace attorney

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

"Generation Z and their lack of manners." she says, as if she wasn't born in 1999 and also from Generation Z. As if she doesn't think the proper etiquette for dealing with someone annoying you is aggravated physical assault. How do you plead, Ms. von Karma?

mangolon,

The fact that I belong in said generation does not change the fact that I am belittling most of them for forgoing chivalry.

It's such a shame, really.

As for your second statement,

Have you ever been to my universe, mangolon?

If you have any semblance of understanding of the amount of incompetent fools that inhabit this universe, perhaps you would justify physical assault as a means to an end.

Mere words can never get through those foolish fools.

How do you plead, mangolon?

#mangolon #franziska von karma

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

each time you call us by our urls it feels like you're calling us by our full names and its very funny

kelioswing,

Calling people by their full names is basic etiquette, Mx. kelioswing.

Tsk, tsk. Generation Z and their lack of manners.

#kelioswing #M: Excuse me? #I'm sorry we're not raised by royalty lmfao

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

a-metal-jelly-bean,

...

What is this yellow-skinned demon? Is this supposed to be a parody of my little brother?

Peh! It doesn’t interest me in any way!

#a-metal-jelly-bean #???

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

Foolish fools who are foolishly unaware of “figurative language”!

Perhaps you imbeciles should reenroll yourselves in elementary school.

franziska is kind of hot actually

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

bow-wow-wark-wark,

Perfection.

I ought to send you a genuine leather whip for this work of art.

just realized I haven't posted my franziska cosplay, so here. I love this one A LOT

Plus check my tktok too for some cool vids

Edit: THANKS SO SO MUCH TO EVERYONE LIKING THIS AND FOR THE SWEET TAGS, IT MEANS SO MUCH TOO ME

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

transbian-uprising,

“Kind of”?

Your statement lacks conviction.

I believe that I, Franziska von Karma, the perfection incarnate, would naturally be extremely “hot”, as you put it.

franziska is kind of hot actually

#Franziska von Karma

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

Tumblr disciples,

I apologize for my inactivity as of late. My social media manager is busy with her academics, and I, with my international investigations.

Alas, we are now back from the dead. Rest assured that your queries will be answered shortly.

#[Manager speaks] #We are back! #We thank you for your patience #<3

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

do you ever talk with your brother in german?

anonymous,

Yes. Loath as I am to admit it, but as a child, I was not a perfect English speaker. I had my little brother teach me.

In return, he learned to speak German perfectly, thanks to yours truly.

#Miles Edgeworth #Franziska von Karma #anonymous

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

Let's settle this once and for all: what's better on maccaroni, tomato sauce or molten cheese?

Anonymous,

Do you Americans pour molten cheese onto anything?

Hmm.

I conducted a quick research. 

Some sources online mentioned that this was a type of food created amid the Great Depression.

I see, I see.

Concluding that tomato sauce is superior without first trying the macaroni and cheese combination would be uncouth for a von Karma such as myself.

Do send me a dish of macaroni and cheese so that we can settle this once and for all.

#Anonymous

[franziska-von-karma-the-prodigy]

@kelioswing,

“Pining” is an insult to the von Karma name!

NEVER compare me to my foolish brother ever again.

Anonymous,

I... 

That is to say...

Verily!

This was a setup!

@ema-skye-forensic-skyentist!

Care to answer for your crimes?!

#kelioswing #Anonymous #Ema Skye #FranMaya