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hobie brown using a smartphone (part 1??)

imagine buying hobie the iphone 15 right—

i know he’d never use it but indulge me for a bit

like—

him trying to use facetime okay

and the camera’s off on his side

and he’s like “why can’t i see my face”

“hobie, hun, the camera is—“

“it’s called fuckin facetime and i can’t even see my face???”

he’s trying to send you pictures and the live camera thing is on

and all his pictures are blurry

and he’s lowkey getting pissed cuz he wants to get this cool pic of a slug for u and it’s not even taking a FUCKING picture correctly.

and you just have messages FULL of blurry and off shot pictures of a slug on a sidewalk lmao

THE FUCKING FACETIME FILTERS

he finally gets his camera on and ur messing with the filters

and he’s watching as ur face is suddenly a fucking shark head.

live reaction of hobie brown watching as he sees ur pretty face turn into a shark.

“what the fuck.”

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NYC street finds 3.27.24-3.31.24

favorites from this round: baby calico critter, spiky red creature my partner found for me, cat butt pin, fancy hairpin, and an angel/devil hello kitty croc charm ✨🐦‍⬛

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🏳️‍⚧️Happy trans day of visibility!🏳️‍⚧️

we love you🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

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MEOW

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Spidey Issues (Eng Version)

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Peter Pan is rhyming slang

I think this implies that Hobie came up with the nickname for Miles before Gwendy

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New Coraline design drop

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cuddling doesn't have to be romantic

cuddling can be platonic.

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

cuddle your friends

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sketches !!

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Give me the strength to finish this writing please

#black cat posts #writers #black writer #writers problems

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

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I HAD TO DRAW HIM LIKE ASAP OR ELSE I WOULD GO CRAZY

Anyways, buzzcut pirate Hobie from BDAS! Yeah he can pull off the bald cap and still be the most handsome man to walk on earth.

@the-kr8tor TOLD YOU I WAS GONNA MAKE MORE!!

#bleak's drawings #bleak posting #spider punk #hobie brown #bdas #drawing #bdas fanart #hes so fineeeeee

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He's got that autism thing, you know? Projecting my vocal stims onto SF Soda because I thought it was funny

#sodas art #smiling friends #charlie dompler #pim pimling #sf soda #smiling friends oc #tw kys joke #i love them #i might make more of these with them but where sodas stimming on charlie #friend art

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Peter Parker x Felicia Hardy Headcanons -

(Marriage)

Prompt: A healthy dose of Peter x Felicia (civilian) marriage headcanons. Centered around a hybrid MCU-comic universe. Because Marvel won't let them be happy. Enjoy.

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First off, Aunt May thinks it's adorable. Surprising, but adorable.

In fact, Aunt May is the first person to know that Peter is thinking about popping the question.

Next is MJ and Harry - he tells them together, both are over the moon. Then Miles, and then Ned, and then Cindy. Basically - everybody knows Peter's proposal is coming EXCEPT Felicia.

As if those idiots are good at hiding secrets. MJ is, she's rock-solid, especially against Felicia. Peter has no worries about her. Cindy too. It's Miles and Harry he has to worry about.

Ever since they started dating, her and Harry have been attached at the hip. Felicia is like Miles' adopted aunt. Harry is horrible at dropping hints and Miles is bad when pressured.

But somehow they miraculosly get to the day without Felicia finding out.

Peter is admittedly a bit terrified.

When he first gets down on one knee and asks - at the center of the Brooklyn Bridge of all places, their favorite date stop - Felicia just looks at him and screams.

She just screams and throws herself into his arms. He has to remind her she actually has to answer the question. She has her arms around his neck, already putting on the ring, before she realizes and starts saying 'Yes!'

And yes, Felicia is that woman who tries to 'nonchalantly' show off her ring at any given oppruntunity. Like she suddenly becomes left-handed overnight now that she's engaged.

She even wears her engagement ring while working. A diamond ring and deadly claws is a lewk.

They'd be in the middle of superhero fights and she'll say something like 'Get your hands off my fiance!' because Black Cat feels compelled to let the public know Spider-mans spoken for.

Felicia and Peter's engagement is pretty far from normal.

Felicia and Peter already have a shit ton on their plates already, and they both know next to nothing about weddings, so wedding planning for them is uhhhh- a fucking challenge.

Seriously, they literally go like 2 years before Harry is like 'Hey, isn't it the anniversary of your engagement??' and the both of them are like 'fuck. fuck it is.'

Superhero life just gets in the way sometimes. Who has time for suit shopping when you have two jobs and a rogues gallery of people trying to murder you?

So the gang steps up. MJ becomes their impromptu wedding planner. Harry offers to boot the bill for the everything. Cake tastings, Dress fittings, venue scouting. It starts to be a lot. And with hero work always on the roster, it starts to be a bit too much.

And so they ELOPE.

They wake up one moring. They're both thinking it. Felicia's the one to just come out and say it, and Peter just gives a sigh of relief.

They give everyone a 72 hour heads-up. They pick a spot, find an officator, and just go for it.

The Black Cat is no stranger to stunning in dresses, especially wedding dresses in the past (when she wanted to mess with Peter), but for her own actual wedding, out of costume, I think Felicia would switch it up.

Instead, her and Peter spring for matching tailored. His in an classy black, and hers form-fitted and white.

Peter has Harry, Miles and Ned as his best men, with Felicia having MJ and Cindy as her bridesmaids.

And that Sunday at noon, on the Brooklyn Bridge surrounded by 15 of their closest friends, with lots of love and lots of tears, Felicia Hardy and Peter Parker tie the knot!

Felicia and Peter decide mutally to take each others name, happily making them Felicia and Peter Parker-Hardy.

Oh yeah, and the Second Wedding -

Yes, They have a second wedding. Kinda.

Why? Because Felicia is that extra. Sure, they had a beautiful intimate ceremony surrounded by their closest friends and family-

But how the hell is the world going to know that Spider-man is now a married man? Unacceptable. They need a hero wedding.

It's more of a reception than a wedding. It takes place at Tony's Penthouse, because for some reason Tony lets Felicia harrass him.

That's the bigger function. They have a seperate pair of vows for their hero wedding. They have one of the heros act as officiator (I'll let you pick. Maybe Reed Richards, maybe Stephen Strange)

Pretty much anyone who isn't evil gets an invite. Daredevil, Wolverine, Cap. The F4. And yes, even Wade who blubbers through the whole (second) service.

Black Cat wears her stunning wedding gown and of course Spider-man wears a suit...over his suit.

If he can hack it, Peter would even try to get other Spider-Men in on it, from across the multiverse. (It happens sometimes)

And Finally,

The best wedding gift ever comes from Tony Stark: an alternative wedding ring made from Vibranium, the perfect accessory for when Black Cats on the clock crime-fighting.

From then on they playfully call each other Mrs.Spider and Mr.Cat.

The two of them have the COOLEST wedding photos.

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If you read all this, hope you enjoyed!

I wrote this because they're now getting getting together again in the comics and I know marvel is gonna rip my heart out my chest and play Felicia AGAIN like ALWAYS but it's okay cause i have my silly little headcanons hmm

Bye :)

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