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the saint of devotion

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Every day those skeleton lesbians are on my dash beating the shit out of each other or making out or playing mario kart. I don't even know what kind of media the locked tomb is. Is it a tv series? A collection of plushies? A webcomic? A limited edition beverage with an oddly detailed lore behind it? Perchance. All of these questions and more could be solved by a simple google search, yet I kind of like having something that I have no context for - or understanding of - cross my dash occasionally. Adds a bit of spice. McGriddle and Shark? I hope they get gay married. I hope this isn't a queerbaiting situation or whatever. I hope they have lots of skeleton babies and their coffee shop continues to thrive. I hope they finally kill the onceler.

#no op they’re from a planet

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I think palamedes sextus could be an honorary lesbian

#so true

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i don’t know what the hell it is i do to continually have people seek me out as a source of queer/trans guidance. what secret knowledge do i look like i posess

#baby queers with gender confusion flock to me like sheep #and it’s kinda cool actually like i don’t think i’m qualified but i don’t mind #i will always give the lecture on how labels don’t matter unless you want them to and there are no requirements to be trans #and you can do whatever you want forever #anyway i think i just converted some kid to genderqueerness #wouldn’t be a first #trans #genderqueer #queerness

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i don’t think there’s ever been a piece of media like tlt for me where i can and will go absolutely feral over any and all characters. i want to put all of them collectively in a jar and study them for science. what the fuck did tamsyn muir put in these bitches

#tlt #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth

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“never work with children, griddle, their prefrontal cortexes aren’t developed.” this is coming from harrowhark nonagesimus, who is not only 17 years old, but also, arguably, has the worst decision-making skills of any character in the modern literary canon. maybe go develop your own prefrontal cortex instead of doing irreparable damage to it, beloved, and we can chat.

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ortus nigenad is for all the failgirls and failboys who are not cut out for what people expect them to do and are a disappointment to everyone but who hold out hope that one day, the useless thing they're actually really good at is gonna come in clutch

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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

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Yeah, but also:

#i still need to read murderbot #r the audiobooks good? i’ve been eyeing them on libby

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Gnomeo and Juliet AU where they’re humans living in 14th century Italy

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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to whom it may concern, i just saw that the switch eshop has a pretty big indie game sale. noticed some very cool ones like hollow knight (my favorite, it’s so good), moonlighter, cult of the lamb, and spiritfarer !!

#this one is for the gaymers #trying So Hard to convince y’all to get my favourite indie games that are on sale but i swear you would be soing yourself a favour!!!! #nintendo switch #nintendo #video games

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rain photo study

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#i’ve done number two loads of times it’s called having a meltdown at school 🥰