I’m G A Y
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my brain all day: don’t eat more than 500 calories
my brain at 10pm: Ć̶̫O̵͈͂͠N̴̯͚̈́̋S̴͙͘U̴̘̘͑Ḿ̸͈E̵͍̍̊
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Stretch marks
Stretch marks just mean you got thicc faster than everyone else
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I need a bf
B - billion
F - fucking dollars
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no one wants to admit they shop at hot topic but we all do
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1 month...
I figured it out. To watch every single supernatural episode it will take at least 1 month, and that’s watching 12 hours of supernatural each day
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I was sad when they didn’t attack two days ago
hi, yes, where are my aliens?
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I only wear skinny jeans. Boot cuts are pains in the ass
skinny jeans are not over, i will never go back to wearing bootcut, fuck bootcut jeans what the fuck do you do with all that space near your ankles
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My everyday life
Me: *Carries two full baskets of laundry up the slippery stairs trying not to die*
My mind: When we get into the living room should we say "I'll be damned if I make two trips" or "you want some pinto beans lijah"
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Heheheheh
me: im an educated, intelligent person who believes in sCiEnCe
shane dawson: britney spears is actually bigfoot
me:
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Someone: Your music is too loud
Me: *glares and turns it up louder*
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Rose tale kitten fan art
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Winter woods fan art
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Natsuki needs aid
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When I go anywhere anytime
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