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I do not think I'm the person you meant to tag lol

indecisive girl i am so sorry that you do not know what you want. i will think about you and pray for you before bed indecisive girl

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Thinking about the fanfiction where Scorpius and Albus had notebooks they could use to message each other. I think this whould be so funny.

Albus: Scorpius son of Scorpions! I need your help

Scorpius: we are in class what could you possibly need?

Albus: the answer to question 3

Scorpius: fine. It's newts eyes

Albus: ????

Scorpius: what?

Albus: I thought this was math?

Scorpius: Albus. We go to wizard school Albus.

Albus: oh.

Scorpius: please tell me you didn't answer all the questions with math?

Albus: I didn't!

Scorpius: what did you get for question one?

Albus: ... Albus Dumbledore?

Scorpius: THIS IS POTIONS CLASS.

Albus: oops?

Scorpius: We are having a midnight study session tonight.

Albus: YES

Scorpius: Wait. Did you do this on purpose so we can study together?

Albus: Nuh uh

Scorpius: Oh my GOD

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Scorpius: Albus help my father is going through a mid life crisis

Albus: uh oh what'd he do this time?

Scorpius: he dyed his hair black Albus.

Albus: OH?!

Scorpius: Help me there is a black haired stranger sitting on the sofa where my dad should be.

Albus: I'm coming over

Scorpius: PLEASE

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Scorpius: do you think shrimps feel guilt?

Albus: It is 4:57 am why are you up?

Scorpius: why are YOU up

Albus: I asked you first

Scorpius: New books couldn't sleep

Albus: I got sucked in by reddit

Scorpius: what's reddit?

Albus: "am I the asshole for braking into a government building and stealing an illegal time machine for a girl I just met so I can stick it to my dad? I 14 male-

Scorpius: Albus what the fu-

#harry potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #harry potter next generation #cursed child #scorbus #draco malfoy #james potter #lily luna potter #rose weasley

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❣️ Freeze ❣️ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Nothing bad will happen if you break the chain, but you can keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!

This is gay Aussie/lh/t/nm

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you!

Get to know your mutuals and followers :D

- My partner

- DND

- talking about my oc's

- the smiler roller coaster

- Dr pepper

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he was thinking that the class is named defense against the dark arts and the school had DEMENTORS around that year. also, it seems that "facing your fears" is part of the DADA program bc lockhart tries to have a lesson with the same theme. remus was teaching kids useful tools for mental health in a year where they were needed AND he was capable of stepping in and resolving the situation privately when it went wrong (harry). your fake outrage is ridiculous

Womp womp.

I wanted to write an entire essay on why you're wrong but I'm not going to change your mind.

But your outrage is ridiculous because you went out of your way to go into my ask box and don't even have the nerve to put your face where your mouth is.

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I HAD THE BEST GENDER AFFIRMING MOMENT TODAY

So I was hanging out at my friends house and her family is mostly conservative christians

I was prepared to mis gender in exchange for being able to stay friends with her

Me her and her brother where alone

And my friend introduced me as my preferred name

And the kid went " This is that dude your always talking about?? Is he a femboy??"

HE DIDN'T KNOW I WAS TRANS HE JUST THOUGHT I WAS A FEMBOY. I WON THIS IS IT MY FINAL VICTORY!!!

@ace-aussie-asshole ( I think you'll understand my joy here)

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I need help finding a Scorbus fanfiction.

I forgot most of it but one keen detail I remember is Reta Skeeter taking a photo of Scorpius and Albus kissing on a bike and then putting in the daily profit that Scorpius was abusive because they hits looked a little roughed up in the photo.

#harry potter #scorpius malfoy #albus severus potter #harry potter next generation #cursed child #scorbus #draco malfoy #james potter #lily luna potter #rose weasley

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Jegulus is Loner X Popular

Drarry is Popular x Popular ( and I'm some post war five Popular x Loner)

Scorbus is Loner X Loner

Jegulus and Drarry shippers act like Scorbus is the same ship when there are some pretty noticeable differences.

(it’s canon and both participants are emo losers)

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You ate this up

You all talk about Albus jealousy in fics but Scorpius is a possessive boi as well.

He didn't want Delphi to tag along because he was irritated by her flirting with Albus. The script was written as if he first declared that Delphi shouldn't come, the justification comes second. They could have found a way to make her not stand out but Scorpius was like no don't come either way. And Albus priority is Scorpius so there's no way he would say no to him. And I think that's a trope in their relationship later on. Scorpius understands that someone tries to get between them and discreetly pulls Albus away from them and Albus is like "ok, sure".

He was mad when he heard that Albus owled her not because Albus didn't owl him( he figured out Harry was the one to separate them ) but because he felt like this girl now could just snoop in and he could do nothing about that. It's like a homophobic dad split apart his son and his lover and the latter is wondering how many times this other girl is seeing his love interest. And the question " are you okay, red and sweaty at the same time" clearly meant " did you like it? Because it looks like it", because come on no-one can get hurt by a kiss on the cheek, it was meant to be accusatory. Scorpius appears naive and dorky on these subjects but in reality he might know much more about that stuff than Albus. By that time, he hasld already visualised him and Albus in several non platonic scenarios and he is also the first one to give a romantic hug ( I mean, he hugs him from steps below and rests his head on Albus heart? ) This hug suggests adoration and longing, I mean look at his smile, it screams " I love that man and want to cuddle with him".

Albus jealousy can serve in fics as comedic effect because he is impulsive, direct, funny and petty. But Scorpius jealousy is just sad and deep because the boi can pick up on the subtlest form of interest coming from another person for Albus. And a part of him will always fear that Albus Potter being conventionally more handsome and socially acceptable can find someone better even tho Albus proves him wrong every single day.

It's interesting to note that Albus got jealous when Scorpius showed interest in another person and Scorpius got jealous when another person showed Albus interest. Albus deep down fears that he might not be a good boyfriend to Scorpius and that might make the latter feel unfulfilled and unconsciously look for someone else. Scorpius is much more confident as a boyfriend ( and he is a faster learner when it comes to interpersonal and intimate practicalities compared to Albus ) and his biggest fear is that the other people that show interest in Albus might make him realise he settled for Scorpius when he could have so much more.

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NO THIS CANT BE

That’s it, no more boops. Terribly sorry to those that did not participate in the chaos.

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HAHAVHA

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THERE WAS A CAT ON THE BOOP O METER!?!?!?

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I did it.

Pin for survivors

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How- how chould you

@ace-aussie-asshole

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:3

reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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A fallen soldier you will be missed

@the-lionsheart @gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy @creepycrow31 @aizushka @m0onfox1234 @linkthetrashgoblin @arhizome @stars-are-within-me @sea-of-machines and @amazingspider-boy you have all been wonderful adversaries but I must leave. I grant those of you seeking the legendary paw print badges permission to continue booping my lifeless corpse.

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This was probably the most fun thing on this app

Love how people I’m not even mutuals with, we’ve never even interacted before, are now starting booping wars with me. We will be forever bonded on the battlefield.