genderlesssnake

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8x10" oil on canvas

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HELL YEAH 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wuv u bestie <3

.....if u had to eat one of ur tumblr mutuals who would it be (pls say me pls say me pls say me i mean what😇)

i gotta pick one? :(

unfortunately, i think you'd be losing this one to @genderlesssnake

#Haven’t publicly interacted with the homies in a while #kissy kissy mwah

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I’m really busy but I’ve also been listening to Kinky Boots, so have another Squip drawing.

#I really hope the texture looks right #squip #the squip #bmc #be more chill #rootin tootin artwork

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i reread the second one also and found more funny bits………. i’m entertaining myself with these, okay, leave me alone

apparently artemis got sent to a boarding school, so butler was supposed to have time off but he just like. wouldn’t go away. and had to be kicked off the grounds. twice.

when holly tries to mind-control butler into helping her kidnap artemis but his dad instincts™ are too strong so he resists to the point where holly is like “what the fuck you’re not supposed to be able to do that”

also while this is happening, artemis is ten feet away trying to forge an email from his mother so he can skip school for a week and go to russia. 

holly has apparently decided that every illegal thing that she hears about is somehow artemis’ fault. every single thing. it is him exactly zero of the times.

when all those goblins (and the main villains) watch artemis flop out of a tube of radioactive slime and start frantically pressing buttons on the wall and they all let him for a little bit bc they’re just like ????? is that a fucking human???

the number of times butler picks up artemis and flings him directly into a snowdrift. i think the number is two. but it is a funny number.

“if alive, please help. if not, wrong number.”

artemis is being held hostage and while everyone else is screaming, his phone rings and he just goes “………………. !! o shit sorry, that’s mine”

also butler saw artemis being held hostage and got so mad he ran directly through a door that Was reinforced but was not, and i quote, “butler-proof”

also i drew this so everyone has to look at it. this is basically the first two books.

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Squipril Day 6: Two River Squip Happy Squipril everybody! I haven’t had much motivation to draw but I managed scribbled out Eminem being impaled. Technically I was supposed to post this yesterday, but I forgot to finish it until today.

#Ig I should probably tag this as violence #Anyway #Eminem dying was the funniest joke in Bmc I think #Hopefully I’ll actually make a few more squipril posts #squip #the squip #bmc #be more chill #squipril 2024 #squipril #rootin tootin artwork

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and i swear it's the truth

#YOOOOOOOOOOO #go read the fic it’s 🔥🔥🔥🔥 #Boy oh boy I sure do love gay people

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*explosion sound effect*

Have some Artemis and Alex

#Artist makes groundbreaking discovery: #Clothing folds look better when you actually use a reference #Who could’ve guessed #Still figuring out how to draw these two #And still messing with rendering style #This one takes SO LONG #Looks nice though #rootin tootin artwork #artemis fowl #alex rider #alexmis #fowldom #maybe I’ll draw them kissing tomorrow

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Why is he so hard to draw

#NO YOURE SO REAL FOR THIS #I would post so much fanart of him if I was actually capable of drawing him #i posted him like twice and I hate both drawings #ive been struggling with him for years and I will continue to struggle because I love him #Anyway you did great

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i need to know y'all's thoughts on what this would do to a squip

#Permanently fucked up squip I think #like a baby whose mom drank excessively during pregnancy #this little guy is only gonna be able to say random phrases in Japanese #And look very deformed #will probably turn off randomly too

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new fic new alexmis.

#Fortis back at it again with a great fic #my favorite little guys

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My teacher called me out for drawing in class but it was worth it for the bmc boys

#It bothers me that Micheal is so much bigger than the other two but it’s fine #squip #the squip #bmc #be more chill #rootin tootin artwork #jeremy heere #Michael mell #How do you spell his name actually #idk #micheal mell

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I made the Squip homophobic

#Things I draw during class #Just a little silly #squip my beloved #rootin tootin artwork #the squip #squip #bmc #be more chill

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I disagree,

behold

i love the squip so much, i wish gay people were real 🥺

#I win #i definitely wasn’t drawing during class #i would never do that #squip #The squip

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What if I make him homophobic? What then?

Bye bye gay people

i love the squip so much, i wish gay people were real 🥺

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Happy late birthday to Alex Rider! I drew him suffering

#This was pretty fun actually #And didn’t take very long #I would’ve posted this on his actual birthday but sadly I had four tests and an essay this week #I drew the flippers be proud of me #Alex rider #rootin tootin artwork #Just now realizing that I should’ve added bubbles #Slamming my head into the wall brb

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You’re drawing ‘The Fowl Twins’ era now? Do you have NANNI and Crime Boss Minerva?

I didn’t really think about either of them very much but now that I’ve drawn them I like them a bit more

I’m not a huge fan of either of these drawings, but the tattoos were fun

#Don’t bother translating the tattoos #They don’t mean anything #Except for the cut off part on her shoulder that says Numi #Minerva bbg why are you wearing that dumbass hat #It’s not my fault it’s colfer’s #Also I have no clue about what NANNI should look like #I tried to make it look like Holly because it had her voice #But the liquid speaker thing was very confusing to me #Anyway I have mixed feelings about this version of Minerva but I sure do love women #Sorry for writing entire essays in my tags #It will happen again #rootin tootin artwork #artemis fowl #the fowl twins #minerva paradizo

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first time reading af be like.

#ARTY 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉