I was watching old Looney Tunes, and oh my god I found Dan and Abby’s cartoon equivalents:
Massive dog that looks terrifying and tries to scare a tiny cat. Cat is not scared at all, and decides the angry dog is her new friend…at which point the dog is overwhelmed by the cat’s cuteness and decides to adopt her.
Further proof:
Dan trying to convince the jury in 1x16 not to convict Abby.
Dan giving Abby advice (don’t get involved with the Wheelers, don’t try to convince him to be night court’s defense lawyer, etc.) that she’s absolutely going to ignore.
Bonus: Dan trying to figure out how to break DeWitt’s legs without Abby hearing about it, cause she has all these ideas like "ethics" and "empathy for your enemy".
If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
Something I do really love about The Tumblr Experience™️ is that you get everything. The whole blog, in order, not by popularity or (usually) tailored to fit an audience.
I followed this person for one thing, but this is a really gorgeous picture of a bird. A gifset of a movie I never would have seen. A poem about brothers or frogs or ribbon or love.
It's odd but it's meditative, almost. I think it's part of why mutuals, especially ones we don't really talk to, are such a specific phenomenon. I've never spoken to you, you stopped talking about the thing I followed you for forever ago, I don't even remember what it was, but I like seeing you there, still reblogging gifsets of 1990s cult classics and parasocially blogging about Bob Dylan.