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"Oh, no! There's nothing wrong with it! In fact, I don't really mind much at all!" He laughed awkwardly. "It's just sort of funny that you bring it up, is all!" He looked away with a sheepish smile. "Believe it or not, my mum used to put me in dresses quite often when I was small. At least until I graduated to trousers, anyway. So when you offered, it sort of caught me off guard a little."

“Oh, ja! I have pretty dresses I can wear! And I guess you could have one if you wanted?” He tilted his head a little.

#mutti is sharing his awkward secrets now omfg #in hopes that gil does not feel offended by his hesitation XD #fun fact tho #in his original canon this totally would have been historically accurate #i'm keeping it here tho cuz it fits /shot

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He raised an eyebrow. "...Wait, you mean a dress?"

“Oh, ja! I have pretty dresses I can wear! And I guess you could have one if you wanted?” He tilted his head a little.

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"And I do believe I recalled something about dressing up? Were you still interested in that?"

“Yeah, later!” He nodded quickly, going to make that coffee now.

#p r i n c e s s g i b l e t s :D

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"As am I! So, shall we start setting things up?" 

“Yeah, later!” He nodded quickly, going to make that coffee now.

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Wiggins grabbed a plate and began neatly arranging the sandwiches on it.

“Yeah, later!” He nodded quickly, going to make that coffee now.

#hahaha #but no look at these two tho #so sophisiticated omfg

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Wiggins started carefully assembling the assorted sandwiches, cutting them into neat little triangles.

“Yeah, later!” He nodded quickly, going to make that coffee now.

#oh gil #we still love and accept you #despite your murderous tendencies

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He nodded, awkwardly returning to sandwich duty. He then began humming a little to avoid an awkward silence.

“Yeah, later!” He nodded quickly, going to make that coffee now.

#yus #mutti still loves him tho #just so long as he forgets about trying to sacrifice him #/shot

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And then suddenly, the awkward implications of what Gilbert was saying dawned on Wiggins. "Well, umm... Let's just worry about it later, hmm? We have more important things to worry about!"

He smirked. ”You can’t get rid of me that easily! I’ll just have to worry at you from beyond the grave!”

#conspiring to kill your mutti are we XD #shame on you gil XD

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"Well then!" He huffed. "I suppose this is one mystery that will go unsolved!"

He smirked. ”You can’t get rid of me that easily! I’ll just have to worry at you from beyond the grave!”

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"Then prove it!" He taunted, putting his hands on his hips.

He smirked. ”You can’t get rid of me that easily! I’ll just have to worry at you from beyond the grave!”

#he doesn't take gil's dying shenanigans very well omfg #i think this says a lot staceh XD

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"You underestimate me, Gilbert!" Wiggins cried, making his voice as deep and dramatic as possible. "You may think you've destroyed me, but my powers will transcend space and time if need be!"

He smirked. ”You can’t get rid of me that easily! I’ll just have to worry at you from beyond the grave!”

#fo srs gil #mutti is a powerful worrier #like remember that one rp that was an au where gil died #and he freaking crushed a phone in his bare hands while trying to call 911 cuz he wass so freaked out

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He smirked. "You can't get rid of me that easily! I'll just have to worry at you from beyond the grave!"

“Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!” He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

#don't test him gil #he'll do it

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He laughed a little. "And I assume you'll be sacrifice-free as well?"

“Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!” He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

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"Alright!" He nodded, gathering some assorted sandwich things. "And just as a forewarning, I promise none of these will involve any sacrifices, virgin or otherwise!"

“Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!” He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

#I'M BRINGING IT BACK #AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

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"Alrighty then!" He grinned. "I suppose I'll just have to surprise you, then!"

“Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!” He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

#yes omfg XD #i can just see them trying hell's kichen or something #and then dying the moment they start getting yelled at

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Once in the kitchen, he began to root around, pulling out some bread. "Is there anything in particular you'd like to see in these sandwiches?"

“Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!” He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

#i've noticed that like 900% of our RPs end up with these two in the kitchen omfg #it's kind of funny

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"Well, then! Onward! Toward the making of the greatest Actually-a-Cappuccino-Party known to man!" He cried, marching off toward the kitchen.

“I make good cappuccino?” Gilbert suggested happily.

#SOMEDAY