Do birds see us walking everywhere and think we’re stupid
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HUMAN: you can talk?why didnt you speak before?
BEAR: I dont know many english roards
HUMAN: omg theyre called words lol
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I’ve never felt more betrayed by my body than when I found out I snore. This is what you do when I’m not watching? You act rude?
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Racoon: what is this stuff?
Me: it’s our garbage
Racoon: it’s delicious, I understand why you chase me away from it, do you eat it?
Me: no we’re trying to get rid of it
Racoon: ok I guess I don’t fucking understand at all then
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We weren’t meant to thrive in a fast paced work environment we were meant to collect berries in the summertime and lie down for a whole day after mistaking the bad orange mushroom for the good orange mushroom
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