goobygoobguy

[goobygoobguy]

Hey pretty, how are u doing today ,sorry for invading your privacy ,will u be my sugar baby and how much do u need right now ? 😍😍🥰

gimme 20 mil for a toe pic

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the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

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realist shit ever

"Is it acoustic?" "He’s restarted"

I’m about to kms how about that

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baby girl i can get melancholic and sentimental over things you can't even imagine

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i’m going to start sobbing

https://twitter.com/saIingers

[goobygoobguy]

“I really don’t do anything unless I actually want to do it. And most of the time I don’t want to do anything at all.”

- Solitaire, Alice Oseman (2014)

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there are two wolves inside of me, one wants me to be productive so I won't end up thinking about things I shouldn't and the other just wants me to do nothing all day

[goobygoobguy]

relationships and jobs are temporary. your shitty unpopular tumblr blog is forever

[goobygoobguy]

hello :)

⋆ my name is max but people online call me gooby guy which makes me giggle

⋆ i consider myself a professional funny guy (not really i'm not all that funny)

⋆ feel free to dm me because i'm not a very busy guy and i'll most likely respond

anyway here's some stuff idk:

⋆ favourite books:

perks of being a wallflower

- stephen chbosky

call me by your name

- andré aciman

solitaire

- alice oseman

they both die at the end

- adam silvera

defending jacob

- william landay

⋆ favourite movies:

the perks of being a wallflower

directed by stephen chbosky

a man called otto

directed by marc forster

arrival

directed by denis villeneuve

the amazing spider-man

directed by marc webb

scott pilgrim vs the world

directed by edgar wright

⋆ favourite shows:

boy meets world

created by michael jacobs and april kelly

fleabag

created by phoebe waller-bridge

new girl

created by elizabeth meriwether

it’s always sunny in philadelphia

created by rob mcelhenney

midnight gospel

created by duncan trussell and pendleton ward

bonus info/interests!!!

⋆ i on occasion play guitar like a manly man though one could not say i am any more than mediocre

⋆ ardent goya enjoyer

⋆ spider-man enthusiast

⋆ 1920-50's iazz and blues are my most beloved genres of music

⋆ apparently i am an INFP although i'm not quite sure what that means

⋆ i drink so much iced tea it's a problem (earl grey is my favourite)

⋆ my personal clothing style mainly consists of grandpa-core and like earth toned grungey whatever skater poser goodwill

⋆ i have two scott pilgrim vs the world posters, a sex bob-omb t-shirt and all of the graphic novels!!!

bonus controversial opinions of mine >:)

⋆ i'm more for body neutrality than body positivity

⋆ i am a satanist (spooky name for something not spooky at all)

⋆ public buses are fantastic

#i’m cool i swear #i’m trying to be mysterious but i’m just kind of a loser #i am michael holden in my mind palace #perks of being a wallflower #solitaire alice oseman #defending jacob #the amazing spider man #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram vs the world #midnight gospel #boy meets world #fleabag #guitar #francisco goya #spiderman #jazz #infp #iced tea #earl grey #sweaters #earth tones #goodwill #sex bob omb #body neutrality #satanism #public transportation #intro post #introduction

[goobygoobguy]

i love my thighs because they carry me, they hold my little niece safely in my lap. my body has battled every sickness, every flu, every pain and disease until here. my round cheeks display my softness, my smile and how much joy my i see when my loved ones are around me. my hips and chubby arms are strong, they carry the history of all the women who have come before me, who have fought their battles like i have. this body is a gift for me to experience life and i will treat it like so.

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how lovely

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#scott pilgrim #i am wallace wells

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this is so real

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why am i in love with michael holden

#solitaire alice oseman #michael holden

[goobygoobguy]

[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE

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i have nothing profound to contribute to this online forum

#do you guys think i’m smart bc i used big boy words #im so funny