"You girls a bunch of nudists or are you just short of clothes?"
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"You could time that heap with an hourglass."
"Someone mention my figure?"
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"Yessir, the thrill of the open road. New places, new people, new sights of interest. Now that's what I believe in, seeing America first!"
"You won't find it down there, Columbus! "
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"You sure do have a funny way of getting your kicks. Real funny. But then you never were dull Varla."
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"Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!"
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"This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to violence."
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! directed by Russ Meyer, 1965.
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"Why castigate these creatures whose angelic features are bumping and grinding our trash?"
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"Hey look at him. My pa, he's the seventh son of the seventh son. He can't die. He's already six hundred years old, and he can't die.Listen I reserve the right to die. Here we go."
*trumpet solo*
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"Go to sleep boy! Go to sleep!"
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"So these two pigeons are on the beach, and one of the pigeons is showing ah, not a pigeon a seagull. FUCK!"
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"Make it make it don't fake it"
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"Damn y'all killt'ed this dude. Y'all killt'ed this shit. This dude danced his last dance for God's sake."
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"Three little devils jumped over the wall, lopped off his head and murdered em all"
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"That shit is posion. Y'all gonna eat what these motherfuckers give you? I don't think so. You sit down bitch and you sit down."
"You go get the soap"
"Soap? Syrup, you mean syrup"
"No, that soap go get it."
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One of the funniest movies I have ever seen.
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