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hamleftme · 4 years
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coming back to this blog after YEARS makes me cringe so much. should i start writing again tho cause my execution was horrible but some of my ideas...
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hamleftme · 6 years
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I’m back
Yea I was gone for forever don’t trash me please i’ve had some personal shit going on I’ve got new fics comin up.
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hamleftme · 7 years
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Hello peaches! Could you possibly do a John x Reader where John always finishes the readers sentences and their best friends and one day the reader asks john to go on a date or something like that but John finishes her sentence and it's just superrrr fluffy? Can you use #88 from your prompt List too? Thank you! ❀
hi hun
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Prompt List
Okay so this is not my drabble list but i found it on tumblr so all credit goes out to the person who made this. send me in any numbers and who you would like it to be about (example peter parker, castiel, bucky barnes, etc
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leave the number and person/character in my ask and I’d be happy to write it!!
1. “That’s starting to get annoying” 2. “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.” 3. ‘You can’t just sit there all day.” 4. “I’m too sober for this.” 5. “I’m not here to make friends.” 6. “I need a place to stay.” 7. “Well, that’s tragic.” 8. “You’re seriously like a man-child.” 9. “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!” 10. “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.” 11. Dear Diary, 
” 12. She’s hiding behind the sofa.” 13. “I lost our baby.” 14. “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.” 15. “I’d kill for a coffee
literally.” 16. “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.” 17. “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.” “18. What’s the matter, sweetie?” 19. “You’re Satan.” 20. “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.” 21. “I’m bulletproof
but please, don’t shoot me.” 22. “Did you just hiss at me?” 23. “Do you really need all that candy?” 24. “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.” 25. “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!” 26. “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.” 27. “No. Regrets.” 28. “How drunk was I?” 29. “How is my wife more badass than me?” 30. “Be you. No one else can.” 31. “I haven’t slept in ages.” 32. “I locked the keys in the car.” 33. “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?” 34. “You work for me. You are my slave.” 35. “Take your medicine.” 36. “They’re monsters.” 37. “Welcome to fatherhood.” 38. “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?” 39. “It’s your turn to make dinner.” 40. “The kids, they ambushed me.” 41. “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!” 42. “Stop being so cute.” 43. “I feel like I can’t breathe.” 44. “You need to see a doctor.” 45. “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.” 46. “I was a joke, baby. I swear.” 47. “Dogs don’t wear clothes!” 48. “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic
” 49. “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?” 50. “This is girl talk, so leave.” 51. “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?” 52. “There’s a herd of them!” 53. “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?” 54. “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.” 55. “You’re a nerd.” 56. “I’m late.” 57. “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!” 58. “You smell like a wet dog.” 59. “I could punch you right now.” 60. “Are you going to talk to me?” 61. “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.” 62. “If you can’t sleep
we could have sex?” 63. “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?” 64. “Here, take my blanket.” 65. “I don’t want you to stop.” 66. “How could I ever forget about you?” 67. “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.” 68. “Run for it!” 69. “We need to talk.” 70. “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.” 71. “I want a pet.” 72. “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.” 73. “I’m not wearing a dress.” 74. “I’m not wearing a tie.” 75. “Quit beating me up!” 76. “Please put your penis away.” 77. “It’s a Texas thing.” 78. “Don’t argue. Just do it.” 79. “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.” 80. “Does he know about the baby?” 81. “Hold still.” 82. “I just ironed these pants!” 83. “Enough with the sass!” 84. “Show me what’s behind your back.” 85. “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.” 86. “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.” 87. “Stay awake.” 88. “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!” 89. “You’re not interested, are you?” 90. “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.” 91. “Tell me you need me.” 92. “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.” 93. “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.” 94. “I had a bad dream again.” 95. “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.” 96. “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.” 97. “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.” 98. “The store ran out of Easter eggs.” 99. “How could you forget your son’s birthday?” 100. “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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hamleftme · 7 years
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y’all this is so good!
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“ Dreams don’t come true ”
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hamleftme · 7 years
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this blog is a safe space. ♄
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hamleftme · 7 years
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It’s a prank!
Comments:So like a little background you and John have a youtube channel and it’s like a couples channel or whatever, you guys know those like uh Dearra and Ken and others ok. So one day you decide to prank him and do a I’m breaking up with you prank to mess with Johnny boy. Enjoy! 
Edit: I tried to post this yesterday but it didn’t work, sorry
Pairing: JohnxReader
Warnings: Cursing maybe?
Words: 549
Song: The scooby doo theme song that’s been stuck in my head for the last hour.
“Ok guys today’s the day, today I’m gonna be pranking John and doing a I’m breaking up with you” You were sitting in you're shared bedroom talking to the camera.
“John and I haven’t really gotten into pranks yet so if this starts a prank war then blame me. I pulled out some of my suitcases because you guys know I’m from a LA and we live in Philly together so yea I’m gonna prank him real good!” You said setting up the camera in a not so obvious place and throwing a t-shirt over it. You waited for around five minutes until you heard John walk into the house.
“BABY were you at!?” John said walking around you're apartment before walking into the bedroom.
“What is it John?” You asked making you're voice sound slightly annoyed
“What’s all this we going somewhere?” He sat his bag down and walked over to you.
“No we're not going anywhere I’m going back to LA” You said putting more of you're stuff into the suitcase.
“Baby baby baby what is going on talk to me” He wrapped his arms around you're waist and squeezed hard.
“John I wanna break up” It took so much out of you not to laugh as you said that he stopped squeezing but he didn’t let go.
“You wanna what?” he turned you around so you could face him.
“John please don’t make this harder than it has to be” You turned back around and started packing. John walked over to the other side of the bed and started unpacking you're stuff.
“You need to stop playing with me Y/N you start takin jokes too far.” He said laughing a little bitt.
“John stop I’m leaving!” You said raising you're voice a bit..
“No you're not you're ass isn’t leaving this house” He said folding his arms.
“Fine I won’t leave.” You paused “you're leaving take all you're shit and get the fuck out.” You started unplugging his play station and the tv, before you knew it John had picked you up and threw you over his shoulders.
“John! Put me down!”
“Nah yo you said take everything I own and leave so I’m taking everything that's mine and leaving” He said simply, you managed to slip off of him and start packing the clothes in the suitcase again. But before you would get five articles of clothing into the bag he picked it up upside down and dumped it out.
“It’s a prank John stop those are my clothes!” You belted out. You grabbed the camera and showed it to him.
“You play too much Y/N” He said plopping down on the bed.
“I got you good baby didn’t I?” You said sitting next to him and putting you're head on his shoulders and laughing.
“Ha ha I’m laughing so hard har-de-har-har” John said.
“I love you John but tell the camera you got pranked” You said pushing the camera close to the both of you're faces.
“I got pranked there I said it” He smiled and planted a kiss on you lips, long and slow.
“John camera you said setting it down and turning it off
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hamleftme · 7 years
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lets hope it works 
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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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hamleftme · 7 years
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I like need like a part two to that private party write. So goodđŸ‘ŒđŸ» keep up the writing❀
thank you and i'll get it up asap i have another fic that will go up later today but thanks 💗
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Private Party
Comments: Yea so I was on instagram scrolling through my explore page and I saw @ a.hamilton.of.fun pole dancing au. And holy shit I wrote this shit like fucking Alexander Hamilton. Like why do you write like you're running out of time, and summers basically over holy shit get some fics down.
Pairing: sorry it’s another ThomasxReader
Warnings: baby smut that sound so disgusting but it’s not real smut it’s like almost smut cause I’m a child of jesus christ.
Words: 964
“Who is she?” Thomas asked James as he stared you down.
“I don’t know Thomas I don’t come to a strip club often,do you know all of the bacteria that’s in here look at it Thomas really look” James said taking a seat next to Thomas.
“No James this is a gentlemen's club,strip clubs sometimes offer more than a good show. This place only does show’s and private dances.” Thomas said pulling out a stack of bills from his pocket.
“Ah! Thomas I’m so glad you would make it” Lafayette said shaking Thomas’s hand.
“And you brought a friend James my man welcome” He said shaking James hand.
“Lafayette who is she” Thomas jestered towards You his a fixated in how you moved up and down the pole.
Lafayette chuckled “That’s Y/N she’s become very popular since Maria started doing pole work only. I can call her over here if you want”.
“No I wouldn’t want to bother her while she’s um- working”
“No please I’ll get you a free dance on me. Y/N!” You looked over at Lafayette and he waved his arm and you walked over to him.
“What’s up Laf I almost had a big wig over there” You said smirking
“Y/N this is Thomas, Thomas this is Y/N” Lafayette said.
“Thomas great nice to meet you but can I get back that guy had big bills like really big bills I’m trying to get paid tonight” You said getting impatient when you saw other girls making a move on him.
“I have a new job for you you're giving Thomas a private dance off the books and on the house.” Lafayette said
“Oh no if I don’t get at least 25 private dances I don’t get a bonus” You said crossing you're arm. Lafayette pulled you aside,
“Mon ami you need to reevaluate who is the boss in this relationship if I say jump you say”
“How high.” You turned around and walked back over to Thomas.
“Let’s go Thomas” You grabbed him by his tie and pulled him along into a dimly lit room.
“Sit” You let go of his tie and pushed him in the direction of a small cushioned chair.
“Well if we were going to play like that Y/N I would of brought James in for a little treat” He said flashing a smile as he sat down in the chair.
You chuckled and dropped the black satin robe two the ground to reveal a black body suit with a V that went a little past you're belly botton.
“God you're beautiful I just wanna” You would tell he was undressing you with his eyes.
“Tommy, can I call you Tommy?” You straddled him pressing you're chest to his , you put your lips as close to his a you would without touching his. “You can look but god Thomas I’m no whore sex for money is nasty” You started grinding against him.
“I’ve got bills. I want to see you up there not on me” Thomas said nodding towards the pole.
“You funny Thomas real funny most guys do it the other way around” You said stepping up onto the pole.
After the dance
“Are you gonna come over tonight?” Thomas asked as you sat i the corner of the stage counting the money you made that night.
You chuckled “I’m sorry Thomas I have a life that doesn't include you and dancing”
“Why not I’ve got bigger bills at home that have you're name written all over it” He said smirking.
“Wow so you think that I would actually fuck you for money?” You pushed him “I told you I’m not a prostitute if you want that check the corners. God You're just like everyone else” You got up off the stage and walked out.
“Y/N come on please wait” Thomas said grabbing you're arm
“Put you're hand on me one more time and I will kick you in you're dick keep messing with me” That of course made him let go.
As you walked out of the room Maria came up by you're side,
“Thank you so much by the way” She said.
“Psh for what?” You asked as you walked into the locker room that all of you shared.
“Leaving that big wig for me, he want’s to get another show next weekend and he tipped at least $500.” Mara said grabbing her duffle bag.
“I didn’t leave him by choice I had to deal with Thomas apparently he was one of Laf’s old friends. He wanted it done on the house and off the books” You said grabbing you're duffle as well a pulling a hoodie on to cover yourself.
“That cash bag doesn't look off the books to me” She said as you two walked out of the locker room.
“Yea well it was a gift he wanted to blow some cash and who am I to say no?” You said
“Maria!” Someone called her over you assumed it was that big wig you both had you're eyes on.
As you hopped in you're car you reflected on Thomas and why even though he was being such a dick you were still not as mad as you would of been  at other guys. You lived in a rough neighborhood alone you didn’t have many friends around there so you mostly stayed to yourself.
As you walked into you're apartment you threw you're bag down in the corner and switched out from you're one piece into a sweatsuit and put you're bonnet on.
You were chilling watching tv on you're couch when someone knocked on you're door, it was 11:30 pm it was two late to take any chances you grabbed you're metal baseball bat and approached the door.
“Y/N hi”
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Vice President p.2
Comments: Ok so I came back to check on this fic and it was gone so idk I just decided to just post again because I like this one. Like in this one no one has died like John and Phillip and everyone (minus Theodosia) so like stop shitting on my parade, and Hamilton’s fuckin president and Burr is vice so get over it, also yea the affair didn’t happen Maria is just an extra Schuler sister but she’s Peggy’s twin like their identical you get it? Cause Jazzy played both of them- 
. Nevermind. Apparently the secret service called Joe Biden Celtic as a codename when he was Vice prezzy. I watch NCIS is it that obvious?...
Pairing:AaronxReader
Warnings: Cursing,minor violence not really even violence though just a lil scrap
Words: 722
Song Inspiration:Here we go with my childish ass can’t get over a fucking song Sofia get you're shit together. It’s this
That night:
As you pulled into you're shared apartment you're thought about what had just happened, You special agent Y/N had been invited to dinner by Vice President Aaron Burr. As you walked into your house Eliza was sitting on the couch.
“Eliza you have children what the hell are you doing here” You asked pulling her into a hug.
“I took a break from being a mother Alex gave me the day off” She said smiling.
“But you're the first lady now you don’t have breaks and where is you're guard?” You asked your hand automatically finding it’s way to you're gun
“You know I told her that you can’t take a break” Maria said said she walked down the stairs.
“Eliza is not the focus right now I am” You said  “I need a dress” You said slipping you're shoes off.
“You in a dress please stop playing with us” Peggy said as she came up the stairs from downstairs.
“What would Y/N need with a dress?” Maria asked looking you up and down
“For you're information I got asked out on a date” You said walking up the stairs. Angelica was waiting for you at the top.
“And who would you be going on a date with?”
“Psh, you're sister wouldn’t be to happy to know” You said walking past Angelica
“You know you're not the only federal agent in here” She said pinning you're wrist behind you're back.
“You know” You said breaking her hold. “I may not be the only one” You dropped her to the floor now pinning her hands to her back “I may not be the only one but I seem to be the best probie”
“Hey cut it out you two” Eliza said pulling you off of her
“Hey! Federal agents you're badges are both shiny” Maria started
“Before someone finally uses Rule 9” Peggy finished.
“Never Go Anywhere Without A Knife” All of you chanted.
“So I need a dress” you said walking into you're room and opening you're closet.
“How does one own so many pants and slacks and not own one dress” Eliza asked peering into you're closet.
“As a federal agent” You looked over at Angelica “Skirts flash people making it a distraction an there really hard to run in, trust me on that one”
“I have the perfect things for you! I may be a little smaller than you so it’ll hug you're body” Peggy said running into her room. It took about an hour to get everything together, Peggy picked out a olive green dress that as predicted hugged you're body, of course you followed rule 9 and choose a garter that was specially made for holding knifes. They decided that a half up half down look made you're hair look beautiful with it’s natural curly state, and you're makeup was simple nothing to flashy.
“I’m going to be late please just let me go Peggs.” You said prying her arm off of you.
“Special Agen Y/L/N, really going to leave out the house without you're sidekick” Angelica said holding you're gun in her hand.
“Probie you can play with handcuffs but guns are a delicate thing” You said snatching you're gun back from her.
“You never told me who the date was with?” Angelica asked as she followed you down the stairs.
“Like I told you: if you're sister knew she would murder me in cold blood” You said sticking the gun into you're purse.
“Last time I checked I wasn’t my sister”
“Fine Probie since you wanna know so bad” You pulled her over to you and whispered into her ear.
“Really him?” She asked , you nodded. “Well I hope you at least have a little bit Celtic I heard he was a snob” She said as she pushed you out of the door.
“Bye Probie”
“Bye Oldie”.
As you drove towards Aaron’s house following the direction that you're GPS gave you, you thought about what she said. You pulled up to his front gate and where padded down my other agent’s who had serious questions about what you were doing with a knife and a gun going to see the vice president. They sat you down in some hall and told you that he would be out soon.
“Wow Y/N you look gorgeous”
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Vice President
Comments: Like i kinda went off of this
Paring: AaronxReader
Warnings: no cussing surprisingly but only because of the baby. SO a shit ton of fluff
Words: 529
Song Inspiration: Dear Theodosia (reprise)
“You know you look an awful lot like my mommy” A voice said from behind you. As you turned around you saw a young girl she couldn’t be more than four years old she wore a purple dress her hair was in two puffs with purple ribbons tied around them.
“Huh well honey where's you're mommy?” You asked putting the stuff you had in you're hand down.
“Oh my mommy's dead” She said a smile still on her face, “but my daddy’s still here, he’s here someplace”
“Well we should go find him shouldn’t we?” You asked taking her hand. “What’s his name?”
“Daddy his name is Daddy” She said squeezing you're hand.
You chuckled at her response, “well sweetie what’s you're name?”
“Theodosia Burr” She said smiling up at you. The last name rung with you but you didn’t know why.
“So Theodosia were did you last see you're daddy?” You asked looking around for anyone that looked similar to Theodosia.
“Near the frozen stuff, he was getting some fruit so that we would make a smoothie” Theodosia said.
“Well we are all the way in the cereal how did you manage on you're own?” You asked Theodosia.
“I-” Theodosia was interrupted.
“Theodosia, Theo where are you Theodosia!” A voice called from a few aisles up.
“Would that be daddy’s voice?” You asked looking down at her, she nodded up at you.
“Umm I have a child by the name of Theodosia I think that she belongs to you” You called back taking a few steps forward. Aaron stuck his head out of the isle and sighed with relief as he walked over to you.
“Theo come here!” Aaron said as he extended his arms which Theodosia ran into. He said nothing for a few seconds before you decided that this was getting pretty creepy watching a father and a daughter hug as you turned around he called you back.
“Wait!” You turned back to face Aaron who had now picked up Theo and was walking towards you.
“That’s how I know you” You said smirking and outstretching a hand “Newly appointed Vice President Burr.”
“Well this isn’t fair at all you know my name and my daughter and I don’t know a thing about you.” He said shaking you're hand.
You pushed back you're jacket to reveal a badge and you're wallet, “Special agent Y/L/N Y/N”
He paused for a second you saw his mind wander of to a different place “You're the agent that’s been assigned to protect me for this term aren’t you?” He asked
“Guilty as charged” You laughed out.
“And yet you're not even on the clock and you’ve already protected me and my family. How can I repay you?”
“No sir please it was just a lost child I would have done the same for any other”
“Dinner tonight, it’s my last meal in our old house, I insist that you come”
“No sir that’s a violation of pro-”
“That’s an order from your vice president you really gonna say no?”
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Gatekeeper p.3
Comments: This is like late I’m sorry but this is the begining of #babymonth. I hope ya love it.
Pairing: LafayettexReader
Warning: cursing i think thats it like smut but not really smut cause it’s like- you’ll figure it out. If it is smut to you then blast me in the comment section
Song Inspiration: Kill You- Eminem
Words: 1,071
“Yo Laf let’s go we made ego’s and we’re gonna watch a movie.” Hercules said from the other side of the door.
“Mon chĂ©ri would you like to watch whatever silly kids movie they have decided to watch?” Lafayette asked cupping you’re face in his hand wiping away some tears.
“I would love to Laf but I’m not sure that you’re friends would like that very much.” You said looking down.
“My friends will not care they are good people” Lafayette said ducking down to meet you’re eyes.
“Ok but if they feel awkward please inform me I don’t hesitate to tell me please” You said wiping the last tears from of you’re face.
“Let’s go then mon amour they have made eggo waffles the easy waffle” Lafayette said as he lead you out of the room.
“You know that it’s just called ego’s?” You asked jokingly.
“Non they are called eggo waffles” He said taking a seat on the couch.
“No it’s just ego’s Laf I promise” You said laughing a little.
“Wanna bet?” He asked smirking.
“I’m gonna win but sure I don’t care”You said sitting next to him.
“Hercules we need you!”
From that day on you and Lafayette had been inseparable constantly going to movies or just other cute coupley things. In the next week you had noticed that you were late with you’re period. Due to that you took a pregnacy test, it showed positive,you wanted think of a creative way to tell Lafayette.
That Night:
“Mon chĂ©ri I’m home” Lafayette said as he walked into the house that you rarely left.
“I’m in the room” You said as you got ready pulling out the box.
“How was you’re day sweetheart?” You asked not getting off you’re bed but waiting till he came closer to you.
“It was fine work was work got some really great pictures published.” He said sitting down next you.”How about you?”
“Oh nothing much I made dinner and I went to the mall” You said trying to sound as nonchalant as possible knowing that to both of you that was a big deal.
“Oh what’s for dinner- Wait you went outside!?” He asked getting off of the bed.
“Oh yea me and Eliza went out to the mall I wanted to get you something” You said giggling.
“But what about the paparazzi weren’t they following you?” Lafayette asked pacing across the room.
“No we had John tip them off that I went to Nobu for lunch” You said a smile never leaving you’re face.
“You shouldn’t of gone out someone would of tipped him off” Lafayette said.
“I don’t care about him. I went out to get my boyfriend something nice and I was going to do it either way.” You said folding you’re arms.
“I’m not worth you going out I promise.” He said pausing in front of you.
“I got you a gift” You pulled the box from behind you’re back and handed it to him.
“Y/N I can’t-”
“Lafayette you will open it this instant” You insisted.
He sighed and pulled off the wrapping paper and opened the box to reveal a white shirt that said “I’M A DADDY” in bold letters. He looked down at the shirt and then back to you.
“You’re?” He asked. You nodded and smiled probably the biggest one that you ever did you’re life.
“Y/N you’re pregnant!” He said picking you up and spinning you around you both giggling at the same time.
“But mon chĂ©ri we have not?” He said pausing for a second the smile slowly fading from his face.
“I know the baby she- I mean they aren’t yours.” You said sighing as he set you down on the bed.
“Oh I do not care I will raise them as my own son anyway we can name him George.” He said smiling as he kissed you’re cheek.
“What if it’s a girl?” You asked smirking as you sat up.
“It will not be a girl trust me I can feel it” He said dashing towards the doorway. “I must tell Alex, non we must tell Alex” He said running back over to you and extending his hand which of course you took.
“Alexander please will you come here?” Lafayette called from the living room.
“I’m really busy right now please can it wait?” Alex asked from his room.
“Alexander this is very important.” Lafayette said smirking. You heard some  rustling and he emerged from the room.
“This better be good” Alex said sighing as he crossed.
“Mon ami you are going to be an uncle!” Lafayette said smiling
“You know adopting a dog and calling it you’re child doesn’t make t you’re actual child right?” Alex asked turning around to go back to his room.
“No Alex were not getting a dog Y/N is pregnant!” Lafayette exclaimed.
“You guys really need to stop joking with people before we start a prank war” Alex said turning back to face you.
“No no I swear on every american flag I own even the t-shirts!” Lafayette chimed back.
“And I swear on the unborn child that’s growing in me that I’m pregnant Alex” You said laughing slightly.
“Wait you’re being serious?” Alex asked
“We have been being serious this whole time mon ami!” Lafayette said
“Oh my god you’re pregnant!” Alex said giving you a hug “I’m gonna be an Uncle! And you brother you’re gonna be a father!” Alex said going and giving Lafayette a hug
“I’m going to be a dad!” Lafayette said squeezing Alex back.
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“I’m coming” You said getting up and of the couch
“Mon chĂ©rii you should really stay of you’re fet now that you’re carrying a tiny human.” Lafayette said from the couch.
“Well you don’t seem to be getting the door do you.” You said as you opened the door. His cologne hit you before you even saw his face and you knew who it was as you looked up his icy blue eyes met yours.
“Well hello gorgeous I’ve been told we’re expecting” Ozzy said that permanent smirk still on his face his body leaning against the door frame.
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A Bar A Babe p.6
Comments: I’m James irl. This is short I’m sorry <3
Warnings: cursing
Song Inspiration: dead girl walking - the Heathers soundtrack
Words: 849
“And she’s back!” Aaron said sarcastically as you plopped down on the couch next to him.
“With a bag how long is she staying?” James asked as he walked past you.
“She’s staying for however long I want her to. Aaron, I don’t ask about Angelica, do I? And surely she’s been staying here longer than Y/N” Thomas said sitting next to you. Everyone was silent for a moment before James burst out into a fit of laughter causing you to, then Thomas then Aaron and then everyone was all cracking up.
“Ok ok,” Aaron said trying to silence you. “What should we eat? I made breakfast so I’m not cooking again”
“Not it!” James said followed by Angelica and then Thomas leaving you the one stuck with deciding.
“Let’s go get sushi” You suggested.
“Sushi is disgusting,” James said “I’m out”
“I like sushi,” Aaron said
“I love sushi more than I love Aaron” Angelica laughed out.
“You wanna take that back?” Aaron said planting multiple kisses all over her face.
“You know it gets really boring to hang out with you guys cause it all ‘oh I’m gonna love you’ and ‘oh yeah that's so cute you guys are couple goals’. I can’t deal with that” James
said in a mocking tone as he walked upstairs
“James it's okay don't feel bad just because you're not in a relationship,” Angelica said
“Yeah Jimmy just because you're single and we're all in relationships doesn't mean that you have to be mad at us” Thomas smiled at James is he walked upstairs
“You know you guys need to leave James alone he's upset because I’m here and I'm taking all of Thomas's time. “ You said smirking.
“I hate all of you die in a pit of fire,” James said as he walked into his room slamming the door.
“So,” Aaron said “Sushi?”
“Sushi and then bar?” Thomas asked getting up and extending his hand for you're’s which you accepted getting up.
“Drinks? We have work tomorrow and I refuse to come into work hungover.” Angelica said
“Yea me and Washington are kind of not on good terms right now so nope no drinks for me.” You said shrugging.
That Night:
“Whew I’m so drunk I would like vomit all over the place,” Aaron said as he walked into the house.
“Aaron we gave you a half a beer which you said tasted so much alcohol that we got you a lemonade with a little tequila in it. You drank like .2% of alcohol tonight.” Angelica said annoyed as she came in behind Aaron.
“Tommy drank way more than you. Tommy drank out all of you.” Thomas said smirking
“Yes, honey you out drank all of us now let’s get you upstairs so you don’t pass out.” You said closing the door behind yourself.
“Tommy want’s to watch tv the only tv is here Tommy will sit,” Thomas said as he sat on the couch.
“Thomas come  on let’s go you have a  tv upstairs.” You said pulling his arm forcing him to stand up
“Fine but babe I don’t feel well,” He said walking up the stairs.
“Let’s go to the bathroom,” You said wrapping your arm around him to steady yourself and him.
As you got to the bathroom Thomas immediately collapsed onto the floor his body lurching as vomit came out of him.
“Oh Tommy,” You said rushing over to his side pulling his hair up into a bun so that it wasn’t all on his face.
“You know Thomas you-” You studied his face with all of his hair out of his face him and Lafayette looked similar they had the same features the same plump lips the same chocolate eyes.
“You look like Lafayette,” You said stroking his cheek.
“Should I start speaking French now mon amour?” Thomas asked as he stood wiping his mouth. He was drunk but just as witty as when he met you.
You smiled “No seriously like he would be your twin,” You said walking out of the bathroom and towards his room.
“He is my twin,” Thomas said as he collapsed onto the bed.
“He’s you're what?” You asked digging around in you're the bag for a pair of pajamas.
“You bought your own? It’s a pity I liked my clothes on you or off you and on my floor is what I meant” Thomas said smirking dodging your question.
“Nope, not now you said he was your twin what’s up with that?” You asked as you pulled a hoodie over your head.
‘Oh, that.” Thomas yawned. “We have the same parents we were just split up when we were born. He was sent to France and I was sent to the  south.”
“Wow so does he know?” You asked as you crawled into bed with Thomas.
“Nope and he doesn't need to so please mon amour don’t tell him,” Thomas said as he dozed off. As you laid next to him you thought about your newly found out secret and how it would shape both of your lives.
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Materlist
This will get updated anytime I post a new fic
Thomas:
A Bar And  And A Babe
          A Bar and A Babe p.1
          A Bar and A Babe p.2
          A Bar and A Babe p.3
          A Bar and A Babe p.4
          A Bar And A Babe p.5
Private Party
Aaron
Vice President
Vice President p.2
Lafayette:
Gatekeeper p.1
Gatekeeper p.2
Gatekeeper p.3
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Gatekeeper p.2
Comments: So I kind of love this like seris sorry not sorry.
Paring: LafayettexReader
Warnings?: abuse cursing
Song inspiration?: Kill Jay Z - Jay Z
Words?: 1346
 “What the fuck did u tell them!” Ozzy spat at you.
“I-I didn’t tell them anything” You said wiping a few stray tears.
“You know what get the fuck out! Don’t come home tonight. Look at everything I’ve fuckin done for you I opened a whole community to you. Without me you would of been some nobody singing in the streets, and this is how you repay me?!” He said grabbing you're arm and pulling you up forcefully.
“Ozzy please I can make this go away” You begged as he pushed you out of the door. He didn’t say anything he just gave you an ice cold glare as he slammed the door in you're face. You stood there for a second hoping that by some slim chance he would open the door and apologize but you knew that would never happen. As you finally decided to get up and find somewhere to stay everyone had basically left, it was just you wandering around you decided to call someone.
“Lafayette” You said through the phone
“Y/N? How did you find my number?” He asked.
“I- where are you?” You asked
“I’m at my apartment why?” He asked sitting up in his bed.
“Can you pick me up Ozzy he um, that was the last straw” You mumbled through the phone
“Where are you?” He asked getting out of bed and putting on a pair of sweatpants.
“I’m at the arena I finished a show” You said taking a seat on the sidewalk.
“Consider me there” Lafayette said as he hung up the phone. It only took him less than 10 minutes for him to show up as he pulled up he got out of the car.
“Did he hit you again?” Lafayette asked as he helped you off of the sidewalk.
“I’d rather not talk about it” You said as you got into the car.
Lafayette closed the door behind you and walked back over ti the drivers side.
“You can crash here as long as you want.” Lafayette said driving towards his house. He looked over towards you for a response but you were already asleep.
At Laf’s house:
“Y/N mon chĂ©ri wake up it’s time to go inside” Lafayette said shaking you gently. But with you're recent performance and you're natural never being able to sleep because of Ozzy, even  ten minute car ride was a blessing that you didn’t want to wake up from.
“Alright no wakey looks like I’m carrying you up.” Lafayette said grabbing you from you're back and you're knees.
“Does she not eat she weighs the weight of a baby goat” He muttered to himself as he walked into the elevator. “But she wears little clothes she must get cold all she is is skin and bones”
As he walked towards the door he hoped  that Alex was at home because with you in his hand he knew he couldn’t unlock the door. As he knocked on the door
“I’m coming just give me a second” Alex said as he opened the door.
“Mon ami do not ask about it just please be quiet.” Lafayette said as he walked into their shared apartment.
“Wait isn’t that the girl that you just did that big abuse story on?” Alex asked as he followed Laf into his bedroom.
“Lets not talk about that. Help me get her into some better clothes” He said rummaging through his closet.
“Woah Laf look I have a girlfriend and she really wouldn’t want me to get mixed up in all of this” Alex said taking a step back.
“Non mon ami not like that I just want to put some les pantalons de survĂȘtement (sweatpants) on her to cover her up give her some modesty” He said throwing some sweatpants and a crew neck sweatshirt with frances’s flag.
“You really must like this girl” Alex said smiling as he walked further into the room.
“She’s gorgeous and smart and she deserved better than him.” He said pulling the sweatshirt over you're head.
“Lafayette you can’t expect her to stay with you? She’s a celebrity” Alex said pulling the covers away.
“She needs someone like me in her life” He said putting you into bed.
“You- you're crazy” He said walking out of the room. As Lafayette tucked you in he pushed you're hair out of you're face revealing a bruise on you're face.
“Oh mon chĂ©rii what has he done to you?” Lafayette said as he walked out of the room.
   The next day:
 As you rolled over into bed you didn’t recognize where you were. You saw the picture frame with a picture of Lafayette Hercules Alexander John. You groaned as you got out of bed and wandered over to the door you heard voices.
“Wait so you're saying you have the Y/N in you're bed right now” One voice said
“Yes she’s in there and she’s staying” Another voice which you immediately recognized as Lafayette said.
“What you have to let me talk to her” A second voice said
“No she needs to leave before her fiance come and pummels us” The third voice said.
“Non just please let her sleep she needs it” Lafayette said
“Well fine but I’m staying here until she wakes up” The second voice said.
“You don’t have to wait any longer” You said stepping out into their living room
“Holy shit, you're Y/N singer songwriter” The largest one said awestruck.
“Please I’m not famous you're friend is the one who you should be holy shitting” You said taking a seat next to Lafayette.
“Mon chĂ©ri please if we have woken you, you can go back to sleep.” He said wrapping his arm around you.
“No I slept fine like a baby almost.” You said.
“I guess I should introduce you to the guys. The holy shit one that’s Hercules, the little one with freckles that’s John. The little one without freckles is Alex, and the extremely handsome one with the french accent that’s Lafayette, he’s the best” Lafayette said smiling.
“I think I’ll take my liking to Lafayette” You said smiling.
“Take it down a not aren’t you still married?” John said looking you up and down. His comment earned him a bunch of punches and one “shut you're trap”.
“I was never married to him” You muttered.
“You don’t need to talk about it” Lafayette said kissing you're forehead.
“No it’s really no problem” You said “we we're planning a wedding but it got a little side tracked”
“Can we publish this?” John asked
“I mean I guess I don’t really care.” You said leaning on Lafayette you're hand tapping you're thigh.
“Mon ami’s please respect her privacy” he said eyeing John.
“Lafayette can I talk to you alone?” You asked getting up off the couch.
“Oui” He turned back to his friends “There is frozen waffles in the freezer please do not eat them all” He said as he walked back to his room following you.
“Lafayette I’m freaking out right now.” You said pacing back and forth in his room.
“What? Was it John? I can ask him to leave” Lafayette said as he looked at you worried.
“I’m not- it's not him it’s just” You said.
“You are having a panic attack my mother use to have them when I was a child.” He said taking a step closer to you. He wrapped his arms around you his height taking thee advantage. You instantly calmed down as he squeezed you tighter.
“Mon amour ne reviens pas vers lui. Il vous l'a fait.” (Please do not go back to him. He has done this to you) He whispered into you're hair as you two swayed slowly. You looked up at him tears running all over you're face.
“Je ne vais pas” (I won’t)  You said burying you're face back into his shirt soaking it with you're tears.
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Gatekeeper
Comments: This fic got really hard to write at some points but I think that a story of hope needs to be spread. Before you read this you should go watch this to get how I got the idea for this fic and really where most of this fic ends up. The song that you sing is this.
Pairing:LafayettexReader
Warnings: rape noncon and cursing.
Song inspiration?: Gatekeeper-Jessie Reyez
Words :2163
You had just finished you're shift at the bar when a friend of a friend invited you out.
“Y/N sweetie how are you?” Maria asked you as you pulled you're jacket on.
“I’m fine everything's going great” You said smiling
“Look I know this guy real big in music and he’s throwing a party tonight I think you should come” She said as she linked you're arm.
“I dunno I’m not really big on parties.” You said sighing “and plus I have nothing to wear I’m not going to a party looking like this.”
“I have a dress in the car come on please” She said pulling you in the direction of where her car was parked. “And think of the music this guy Ozzy is real big in music come on” she said practically pushing you into the car. You changed halfway to Ozzy’s party into the tight fitting grey dress. As she pulled up to the party you noticed how low key this party was besides Maria’s car there were only two more. As you ran up the stairs you were met by Ozzy.
“Sweetheart this is Y/N she’s an artist she’s my plus one” Maria said planting a kiss on his cheek.
“Y/N come on in” Ozzy said as he wrapped his arm around you're waist.
“Ozzy you're big in music but please watch you're arm.” You said brushing his arm off of you're waist.
“Ok shordy I respect dat’ but please Maria says you're an artist lemme hear sum” He said smirking.
“I dunno I’m not really- I can’t really think of anything” You said blushing.
“Do figures love” Maria said as she hung off some guy.
“Yea love do figures” Ozzy said smirking.
You sighed “Figures I gave you ride or die and you gave me games Love figures I know I'm crying 'cause you just won't change. Love figures. I gave it all and you gave me shit. Love figures. I wish I could do exactly what you did” You sang as you finished you heard one set of claps.
Clap
Clap
Clap
“Let’s go Y/N were skipping this spot” Ozzy said wrapping his arm around you're waist and this time you didn’t push him off as he walked you back to the car you asked him a question.
“Are you taking me to the studio?” You asked smiling as you got into the car.
“I’m taking you to my house” he said his hand sliding up you skirt. You tired to move it but his hand was stuck to you're thigh.
“Come on Ozzy let go” you said pulling his hand off which he finally let go.
“Don’t you fuckin get it! Do you know that 30 million people want a shot at what you're getting right now, think of me as a gatekeeper ad think of me getting you as me giving you the key. So just cool it and let me” Ozzy said putting his hand back on your thigh.
“Ozzy ple-”
“The keys shorty don’t forget ” He said.
One year later. You and Ozzy had become a big ticket item and as he promised he got you fame but not without consequence for you at home. You two had moved in together and got engaged.
8:00 pm after a performance:
“Y/N baby we looked so good out there and that performance it was great” Ozzy said smiling as you got out of the car, flooded by paparazzi as you entered your shared house. Moments like this you liked when Ozzy wasn’t being a mean an abusive fiance that you cherished the most and that convinced you to stay with him. As you closed the door behind you and closed all of the blinds so the paparazzi couldn’t get a view into you're personal life. You heard Ozzy plop down onto the couch.
“Y/N get you're successful ass over here I want to chill with my soon to be wife” Ozzy said
“Who says I’m going to be you're wife?” You asked taking a seat next to him. He put his arm around you neck and kissed you're cheek.
“Now to finish the night off” He smirked as he grabbed the bottle of vodka off a table next to you and started chugging it. You knew tonight wouldn’t be good, when Ozzy started drinking he couldn’t be controlled he was drinking the night you met him, soon after he first proposed and now today.
“Oz please cut it with the drinks. You can’t really hold alcohol that well” You said trying to grab the bottle from him. That when you felt it the first punch right to you're cheek which knocked you over then another one to you're eye then another to you're mouth after about 5 more punches you  couldn’t feel anything you were still conscious but you couldn’t feel anything. He finally got off of you and walked back over to the couch. You laid there sobbing for about 5 minutes before Ozzy yelled
“Cut you're whining slut I’m trying to watch the game” He took another sip of vodka that’s when you knew you had to get out of there you knew it would get much worse from there. As you pulled yourself together you grabbed you're phone from right next to you t must of fallen out of you're hand when he- you couldn’t bring yourself to even think of it. As you stumbled down the stairs and opened you're door you thought of who to call when suddenly you saw a flash and look over. One of the paparazzi always staked out you're house hoping to get a glimpse of you or Ozzy. But as soon as he saw you he put his camera down and rushed over to you.
“Mademoiselle what has happened?” He asked walking over to you.
“Don’t post that photo” You said just before you fainted back into his arms.
Five days later. Ozzy’s hit had given you a brain bleed after the doctors went in and did surgery on it you fell into a coma for a little under a week.
“Ozzy?” You're voice sounded weak fralish. You heard someone yell for a doctor and before you knew it a swarm of doctors came in asking you to squeeze their hand or breathe into something, it was a little over 30 minutes before they let you have some peace.
“Ozzy? Where is my fiance?” You asked as you were sat up by a nurse.
“Look I don’t know anything about you but you're music so I’m not the person to ask try asking the man pacing the room” The nurse said as she walked out leaving you and the stranger in the room alone.
“Who are you?” You asked
“My name is Gilbert” The voice said “But I am known to friends as Lafayette” He said stepping into the light his hair was up in a bun and he was wearing a turtleneck jeans and a little pin of the american flag on his shirt.
“Where is Ozzy I need him?” You asked
“Why do you need Ozzy?” Lafayette asked as he stepped closer to you.
“He’s my almost husband and I love him” You said touching you're cheek the exact spot where he kissed you and then punched you.
“You still love the man that did this to you?” He asked handing you a mirror. You're eyes were puffy you're lips were busted and you're cheeks looked swollen.
“Where is Ozzy?” You asked pushing the mirror down.
“How can you be with a man who has done such vile things to you?”
“He holds my career in his hands. Can’t you see it? Without him I’d be nothing I owe it to him to stay!”
“With you're fame being so high another record company would surely take you”
“If I even try it Ozzy would erase me he owns basically all of the company’s in this business”
“We could find someone please just don’t go back to him” Lafayette pleaded.
You felt a single tear run down you're cheek “I- can you please just get Ozzy for me” You said
sighing.
“Fine” Lafayette said as he grabbed his stuff including his camera, right before he left he snapped a photo of you you're head leaned back on the bed the bandage covering you're incision and you're face in all it’s beat up glory.
“Baby girl” Ozzy said as he ran in through the door.
“Oz” you forced a smile on you're face.
“I’m so sorry I don’t know what got into me I just hate when you touch my liquor” He said touching you're face
“I know Oz it’s my fault I shouldn’t of touched it” you said looking away from him gazing out the window.
“Oh thank god. Now I’ve arranged to get you sent home today but only so that the paparazzi don’t see you looking like this” He said.
“Oz do I still have to perform tomorrow with you?” You asked somberly.
“What did I tell you? You have the keys to the gate now there is no closing it once it opens. Now come on where getting you sent through the back entrance” He said helping you into a wheelchair.
“Ozzy have you been with other women since I’ve been gone?” You asked as he pushed you onto the elevator.
“The gates have to open somehow right?” He responded simply. That night went like most did Ozzy through some party and since you're condition/ face hadn’t improved he locked you in the guest bedroom. But even from there you could hear the women come in and out of his room.
The night of the performance:
“Does she look normal?” Ozzy asked you're makeup artist as he walked into you're dressing room.
“She looks fine,basic,bland” She said
“So she looks normal?”
“Pretty much” The makeup artist said as she left.
“So we're changing our routine up a bit” Ozzy said sitting in a chair next to you.
“In the end instead of walking off the stage where gonna give them a nice long kiss alright?” He asked placing his hand on you're thigh. You flinched
“Are you sure?” You asked swallowing
“Yea shorty we needa show them that if anything were together.” He said
“One minute till show!” Someone yelled into you're room. As you got out of you're chair you hoped and prayed that everything would go fine and that t would work out. From the wings you heard the music play and someone shoved you onto stage, you found you're spot and then started singing.
“Twenty million dollars in a car.Girl, tie your hair up if you wanna be a star.Thirty million people want a shot. How much would it take for you to spread those legs apart?” You sang as the crowd erupted into cheering. And then Ozzy came on with his rap verse.
“Oh I'm the gatekeeper. Spread your legs.Open up.You could be famous.If you come up anywhere else, I'll erase you. Drink up, bitch, we got champagne by the cases Don't you know? Don't you know?We are the gatekeepers. Spread your legs. Open up. You could be famous.You know we're holding the dreams that you're chasing You know you're supposed to get drunk and get naked.” You sang you're part again and Ozzy rapped and soon enough the song was over and it was time for the dreaded kiss. You wanted to avoid it so naturally you walked over and took you're ending pose next to each other but instead of staying and doing the kiss you walked away. Or at least you tried to but he grabbed you're hand and pulled you back to him putting his hand on you're chin and lifting so he had a better angle to basically shove his tongue down you're throat on live tv. As the lights faded out you two walked off of stage and back to you're dressing room he was quiet which scared you because he tasted like alcohol when he kissed you. As you walked in he closed the door behind himself.
“So you think that was funny don’t you?” He asked taking his belt off.
“I don’t think anything is funny” You said backing yourself up against a wall. He came at you he wrapped his hand around you're throat and started choking you, he probably could've killed you if his phone and you're phone didn’t start blowing up. With his free hand he grabbed his phone and looked at the messages. He let you go and you collapsed onto the ground gasping for air.
“They have pictures” Ozzy said.
“Pictures of what?” You asked between gasps
“You're face. Somehow they know what I did”
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