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/ Cholo's Angels at Atléti show up sometimes too /
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21 he/him yes Mer(i)lin is my real middle name (I just pretend the i isn't there)
Reading a book about slavery in the middle-ages, and as the author sorts through different source materials from different eras, I am starting to understand why so many completely fantastical accounts of "faraway lands" went without as much as a shrug. The world is such a weird place that you can either refuse to believe any of it or just go "yeah that might as well happen" and carry on with your day.
There was this 10th century arab traveller who wrote into an account that the fine trade furs come from a land where the night only lasts one hour in the summer and the sun doesn't rise at all in the winter, people use dogs to travel, and where children have white hair. I don't think I'd believe something like that either if I didn't live here.
Just in case there was any ambiguity left as to who kept us afloat that game and how it so very fucking was not our attack 💀 my god... 17 to 9 and 7 to 0. We are embarrassing. Sportiello Gabbia Thiaw our fucking saviours today. Honestly haven't got a fucking clue how he kept a clean sheet through all that. Man is Good when he's having a good night
I can't watch the game, is Giroud okay ? I read his knee is injured ? 😩
He walked off and was walking okay after the game but I'm ngl he looked pretty fucked when it happened. It did not look good and he looked seriously pained. I don't have a good feeling about any news we'll be hearing about it :/
What the fuck was that Sportiello slow mo replay my god man became a contortionist. Putting his life on the line tonight because who needs an intact rib cage anyway amirite
Mike got injured during warm up, don't know if it's a real injury yet. They said muscle strain I think
O damn, hope it isn't serious, cannot be having many Mikey-less games. But at least Sportiello seems to be having one of his good nights again today, so we may still pull through. That man's performance seems to be more temperamental than my grandfather when his knees are aching in the cold. But he's not half bad when he's On It, so we'll see
Thank you for your service my anonymous news source
Just about to get home and watch the second half of the match I suppose, but I have to worry preemptively because bro... No Theo no Davide no Fik AND no Mikey? Is our defense just like a giant balck hole rn or..... Cannot wait to be absolutely railed by Juve :/
Also. Wtf actually happened to Mikey? He was listed in the starting lineup before....
wait, but I remember liking your post about theo and the red card... but now I checked my likes and it wasn't there
maybe there was some kind of glitch that deleted it? anyway, just wanted to reassure you that you did make the post lol 😂
Okay yeah like I could have SWORN I made the post lmao. Very peculiar, very strange indeed. Tumblr what are you up to again. Stop deleting violence capi posts
But thanks for the heads up lmao, thought the exam stress had finally sent me off the rals
Someone needs to stop me from searching up "Theo Hernandez" on Twitter. Because the posts I'm seeing there at the moment are all from Inter fans. And the things they're saying... I mean I've genuinely never seen hate directed at a player that's quite this viscerally vile????
I've seen people say All Kinds of shit, but this is actually unprecedented in my experience. Genuinely what the fuck is wrong with these people
i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY