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and the crowd gives home bc wtf 🔥🔥 (i just needed a space to mention hobie mischaracterization

YIKES.

#hobie brown #hobie my beloved #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse

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no clay you CANNOT fuck the 15 year old girl

#cell #stephen king #stephen king book #literally why the fuck #:(

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THIS PICTURE ESPECIALLY makes him look so 🤭🤭🤭

[photos courtesy of @hobiesdump]

Iight ight ight - I will admit..

He DO look a little buff here. Like not buff buff but he's giving something. Like he's not Miles skinny.

He got nice shoulders. I ain't never in my life compliment someone SHOULDERS bruh I'm so down bad

But let's be real Hobie looks TOP HEAVY AS FUCK. Like he looks like his play punches leave bruises but his knees so weak they sound like cracking walnuts

I know it may not look it but sometimes it REALLY DOES cause like UMMMM

Like HERE!! Is he or is he not giving something. Like he ain't BUFF BUFF but he ain't no lightweight

Am I lying to myself

I really don't know anymore. Is he slim buff? Or is he just slim slim? I need to know what the body dynamic is what's going on here cause like

I need to know

#hobie brown #spiderman #spiderpunk #hobie my beloved

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hobie in a skirt is my roman empire

there was a fic with hobie wearing a skirt and you know what he would rock absolutely anything

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HOBIEEE

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Save me loser!Hobie…..

Loser!Hobie save me…..

Loser!Hobie….

loser! hobie who has learned how to flirt well but the moment you try to initiate he has NO CLUE what to do

loser! hobie who actually has no experience whatsoever and is secretly horrified of messing up because all of his romantic “confidence” is really just fake entirely

loser! hobie who wants so bad to please you but has no idea how and listens so intently to any advice you have

loser! hobie who, the moment you take the lead, loses all of his confidence (and self respect

loser! hobie moaning and breathing shakily because he’s trying so hard (and failing) to keep all of his reactions to himself

loser! hobie who’s so obsessed with you he doesn’t even know what to do with himself. he’s left gawking at you the entire time, completely mesmerized

loser! hobie who eventually, once he gets the hang of it, regains his confidence and starts to tease you despite being so lost the last few times

loser! hobie that barely even knows how to use it, constantly checking on you and worried he’s hurting you or doing something wrong

loser! hobie who would do almost anything you ask

loser! hobie that doesn’t even realize you’re trying to initiate most of the time. he’s so not used to it he doesn’t even look for it, he’s almost entirely oblivious

loser! hobie who absolutely LOVES being praised by you because it means he’s getting the hang of it and doing it right

loser! hobie who is so attentive to everything you do and react to that he learns so fast it’s genuinely impressive

loser! hobie who despite being entirely inexperienced values aftercare just as much as someone much more experienced would

loser! hobie who loves watching you at all times. he absolutely cannot fathom how he got here with you.

#atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #x reader #hobie brown x reader #hobie x you #hobie x oc #spider man: across the spider verse #hobie brown smut #hobie brown headcanons #hobie #hobie x reader #hobie smut #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #hobie brown atsv #spiderman atsv #atsv #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spider punk

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same anon who sent the thigh-riding ask LMAO. i meant to say this earlier but i love the way you write hobie omg, i also haate when people think he’s super into hookups and porn and blah blah blah. one thing specifically i’ve seen people write about is him hooking up with a FAN of his music which is… a little strange imo? the power imbalance?? hello???? ew bruh

he’s definitely on the asexual spectrum to me. my senses are tingling. at the very least, i feel like he’d be annoyed with the sexualization he gets as a hero/musician and would much prefer a Genuine romantic/platonic relationship, then maybe move on to sex as he grows Very Very close with someone ! i have lots of thoughts abt this guy i hope you dont mind me goin crazy in your askbox 😭 ur awesome

HIIII ILYSM ur ask had me feeling some things ANYWAY i wholeheartedly agree like i don’t think he’d see sex as something to jst throw around ?? he’d definitely see it as meaningful and i can’t see him jst hooking up often. maybe on occasion but i don’t think he’d care for it as much as w a partner ykwim

plus ur so right w the other things i don’t think he’d enjoy being overly sexualized especially since in his intro he makes it clear most of his shows are protests ?? like it’d take away the meaning of what he’s doing and it’d piss him off LMAO

i’m sure he wouldn’t be against dating a fan but i can’t see him making it a huge power imbalance like a lot of fics do, his entire thing is being equal to everyone like he wouldn’t have a power imbalance w anyone ever 😭😭 i dont even think it’d cross his mind he probably jst doesn’t compare himself to people THAT much (everyone does to some extent though no matter what)

i dont like people making hobie out to be an asshole jst bc they think it’s hot like he is not some sex icon he’s one of the only morally correct and accurate punk character we have on popular media like guys PUHLEASE.

#atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #hobie brown hcs #atsv #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #hobie brown atsv #spiderman atsv #spiderman #spiderverse #across the spiderverse

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bro pls pls pls pls 🙏 do an NSFW alphabet with hobie ill do anything?!!!

HOBIE BROWN | NSFW ALPHABET

i am losing my self respect day by day.

anyway im also sorry for not posting ive been flirting w this dude for the past few days he is so cute but that will not stop me from writing for yg xoxo

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A = AFTERCARE

- hobie is an absolute GOD at aftercare n i wholeheartedly believe this. especially when he knows he can be a bit much at times, there’s never a time where he skips out on aftercare. i think he would like to just relax, cuddle, and talk for a bit after he cleans you up thoroughly. then probably get a little treat, but he always likes to make sure you actually had fun as well. he’d put all of his attention on you way before he started worrying about himself, you’re always his priority

B = BODY PART

- i think hobie doesn’t have a MAJOR preference for anything but he seems like a thigh kinda guy. doesn’t matter the gender or size, he’s a thigh enthusiast. not always in a nasty way, he also just thinks they’re comfortable and whatnot. wear anything that shows your thighs and he is all for it 🙌

C = CUM

- im sure hobie keeps up w his health and cares for it, so i don’t think he’d taste horrible. he’s considerate guys 😭 idk if he’d really have a preference for where he cums either. probably asks beforehand or just knows what you prefer but if you’ll let him he’ll switch it up for funsies

D = DIRTY SECRET

- hobie doesn’t really keep secrets much, and i don’t think he’d be doing anything vile enough to really have to keep secrets anyway 😭 he’s just a normal dude imo but thoughts wise ?? he’s definitely imagined some things he’s too scared to talk abt im sure (take that how u will)

E = EXPERIENCE

- im sorry ik yg see him as like a sex god manwhore but i cant see it 😞 he’s spiderman he’s a nerd and he’s goofy, like yes he’s hot but he definitely fumbles without knowing the opportunity was even there LMAOO but regardless i think his body count is VERY low if not even zero. that doesn’t mean he’s ignorant, though. he’s figured out enough to know what he’s doing and what to do, he’s considerate and never wants his partner to be left out of thought

F = FAVORITE POSITION

- i can’t really see him having a favorite position i think he would’ve had little to no opinions but the moment yg find one you specifically like a lot he LOVES it. loves anything that makes you react the most, he’s such a pleaser yg cannot convince me of anything different

G = GOOFY

- yg write him to be all serious n i dont like it 🙁 he’s hobie he’s gonna crack a few jokes, especially if he’s nervous or he sees you’re nervous and he wants you to relax. probably jokes about how he’ll try his best not to send you to the hospital or wtv (he is not that confident)

H = HAIR

- hobie probably isn’t always clean shaven so he believes you don’t have to be either. still he’d at least be trimmed just to make things easier and whatnot. just his preference, whatever you do w yours he could not care less. other than that i think if sony was allowed he’d have a happy trail but unfortunately sony are pussies (im kidding)

I = INTIMACY

- i think hobie would prefer intimacy over anything else. he’d see sex as less of a pleasure thing and more of something to be shared when you’re extremely close. i don’t think sex w him would ever be meaningless, he’s always trying to show how much he loves you

J = JACK OFF

- hobie’s probably just an average dude. doesn’t do it too much bc like ?? why would he when he has you. ofc, if you’re not up to it yea he’ll go somewhere or just deal with it, you’re never obligated in his eyes. i just think he’d prefer you over anything else

K = KINK

- he’s gotta be a little freaky. like i say a lot (im sorry) he does joke abt biting, so he probably has some small kinks but i doubt anything serious. maybe at the most a very minor corruption kink, but its only about introducing you to things if you’re entirely willing. something about knowing he’s the one introducing you to it makes him wanna do it more

L = LOCATION

- hobie doesn’t strike me as a very public kinda guy. like maybe on occasion, but it’d have to be somewhere he’s pretty sure yg won’t get caught. i do think he’d prefer in your or his own home though, makes it more intimate and less stressful. he would however joke about fucking near someone yg don’t like out of spite

M = MOTIVATION

- you’d probably have to be actively trying to get him going, sex is never really the first thing on his mind. ofc it can very well happen unintentionally. i think gestures, positions, anything that shows off something ALONG WITH the clear intent will make him realize. maybe. i still wholeheartedly believe he’s pretty oblivious most of the time, he can be wanting it but he won’t realize you’re trying to make him want it. he’s a little dumb bear with him. he also just doesn’t associate revealing clothing with you wanting sex, so you’ll have to find other ways to get him to realize you want him. anyway i think mostly anything that shows off your thighs will get his mind wandering. anything that shows off their shape or just shows them off in general

N = NO

- in no way ever will you get this dude to do cnc (consensual nonconsensual) he gets sometimes its a trauma response but yg also have to remember he’d have to be getting off by pretending to assault you and i just can’t see it. he couldn’t do it, he’d rather try and help you with that trauma in other ways

O = ORAL

- happy to give always 🙌 he sees it as no different than you giving. even so, i don’t think he’d ever ask you for head. he’d see it more as a bonus, not something that’s expected in a relationship. if you’re never comfortable giving or even receiving head he will not be losing sleep whatsoever

P = PACE

- probably likes to switch it up. while i do think most of the stuff he said in his intro were jokes (runway model, inconsistency, labels, etc) i do think he does like to switch things up. he doesn’t like being limited to one thing, he likes to explore a bit and keep you on your toes xoxo

Q = QUICKIE

- hobie doesn’t strike me as someone who cares much for quickies. he’d much rather take his time, show he actually loves you. if both of yg are REALLY struggling then yg are going home, end of story. if you were to suggest a quickie he’d be unsure but he’d be willing to try at least

R = RISK

- hobie’s big risk taker im sure, but sex is a lot different than everything else. it’s a lot deeper and meaningful, so he doesn’t want to risk upsetting you or causing problems. idk if he’d even wanna risk being caught bc that’s just an inconvenience to everyone else 🙁🙁 only if it’s inconveniencing someone neither of you like i suppose

S = STAMINA

- pretty good stamina. not crazy or anything, but he can definitely go for a while. i think he finishes fairly average time but he can go multiple rounds, yk ?? like i said not a sex god guys

T = TOYS

- im sure hobie isn’t against toys at all ☠️ kinda goes back to what i said w introducing you to things. he’ll definitely try anything (as long as it’s humane 😭) and really doesn’t have much shame. take that part how u will.

U = UNFAIR

- hobie definitely likes to tease, no doubt. not all the time ofc but he can be an asshole just for jokes. if you’re genuinely upset he’ll stop. plus i think edging and overstimulating would count as something that deserves to have a conversation over first, not everyone’s completely into that and he knows full well

V = VOLUME

- i don’t think he’d be loud. not a whimperer probably but definitely a groan kinda guy. he has no shame breathing and groaning in your ear if he’s really goin (with you ofc he is)

W = WILD CARD

- switch. i think by default he’s more dom leaning but if you take that position he won’t complain, he thinks it’s hot as hell. would probably let you do almost anything to him 😇

X = X-RAY

- he’s pretty tall guys, it’s not small that’s for sure. i think honestly he’d be around 6-8, anything above is just scary in my full opinion so that’s not what he has ummm. i do think he’d be pretty normal girth. and, ofc, if he is pierced he would’ve done it himself. a stranger handling and piercing your dick is not for the weak im sure

Y = YEARNING

- probably a pretty normal/average drive. he didn’t think much about sex before you so going without it isn’t a problem for him at all. i don’t think he’d be like horny 24/7 around you, most of the time he’s just happy to be around you

Z = Zzz

- like i said w aftercare hobie prefers to stay up with you and spend time. even if it’s late at night he will try his absolute best, he’s not sleeping until he’s sure you’re comfortable and completely cleaned up. unless you like emptied his balls or destroyed him or something, then aftercare is on you i guess 🤕

#atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #x reader #hobie brown x reader #hobie x you #spider man: across the spider verse #hobie brown smut #hobie brown headcanons #hobie brown hcs #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #hobie smut #astv hobie #hobie #hobie headcanons #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #spiderverse

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drew this today and thought u may enjoy... gingersnaps hobie my beloved

literally ilysm for this ginger fitzgerald n hobie brown are my lifeline

#atsv hobie #hobie brown #hobie brainrot #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #hobie brown fanart #hobie fanart

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stop clogging up the tags yo

tumblr users when they have to scroll once or twice to read their hobie brown porn 🙁🙁🙁 you’ll be okay trust

#hobie brown #hobie brainrot #atsv hobie #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #atsv #hobie brown atsv #spiderverse #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse

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my roman empire is when i saw a hc on here that hobie has a FETISH for white girls. excuse me ?? pardon ?? keep him away from me then the fuck 🙁 what makes u think hobie wouldn’t be for ALL the girls n guys

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie smut #hobie spiderverse #hobie x oc #hobie x you #hobie brown smut #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #miles x hobie #hobie brown atsv #atsv #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #atsv pavitr #atsv miguel #atsv x reader #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderman atsv #atsv miles #atsv gwen #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #across the spiderverse

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hobie

"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #hobie x you #hobie spiderverse #hobie x reader #hobie x oc #hobie brown atsv

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hobie ABSOLUTELY spends most of his time downtown. yall think he ISNT supporting small businesses ?? hes down there multiple times a week jst to have fun and actually shop n i wholeheartedly believe that (i wanna go downtown w him so bad n pet shop cats 😞)

i NEED more fics w hobie n reader jst going downtown yg have no idea

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie spiderverse #hobie x oc #hobie x you #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #hobie brown atsv #atsv #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #atsv x reader #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderman atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman #spidersona

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the face of a man who is NOT afraid to moan n groan ‼️

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie smut #hobie spiderverse #hobie x oc #hobie x you #hobie brown smut #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #atsv #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #hobie brown atsv #atsv x reader #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderman atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderverse #spiderman

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RIGHTTT it looks like be has black lipstick in some frames but most of the time it doesn’t 😞

sony didn’t animate hobie w a happy trail n makeup bc they’re pussies and cowards

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie smut #hobie spiderverse #hobie x oc #hobie x you

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hobie and thigh riding… thoughts

me personally i think he’d get super smug watching you get off on his leg of all things

“Shit, y’really like this, eh?” HNRRVFMSH

oo lord.

i can absolutely see him being a little into it

i dont think he’d ever make you or bring it up but if you wanted to ?? he’s not complaining. lets u go at it no problem

especially if he’s busy doing smth, but honestly i think his attention would be on you immediately anyway

just sits back and watches

definitely teases u abt it despite him being into it

ANDD talking abt how ‘it’s better when he helps you, huh?’

lord

if you cant do it yourself he teases you for it but definitely helps you, maybe guides your hips or moves his thigh against you

doesn’t immediately though, tells you you got yourself into this in the first place. you could’ve just asked him, now u gotta finish it

you did this to yourself in his words

even if you do finish he’s gonna try n go again but THIS time he gets to actually fuck

if you say no he’s appalled

doesn’t say anything else, won’t pressure you, but he’s absolutely keeping that in mind for some other time

gotta get u back somehow

a little minor grudge if u will (he’s not actually mad n won’t act on it outside of bed but if u think he’s not gonna tease or be a little bitch next time you initiate something you’re absolutely wrong)

if you agree however he’s gonna be smug the WHOLEEE time

telling you you could’ve just asked him to do this in the first place

he won’t complain though 😇

#x reader #atsv hobie #hobie brainrot #hobie brown #hobie brown x reader #hobie my beloved #hobie smut #hobie spiderverse #hobie x oc #hobie x you #hobie brown smut #astv hobie #hobie x y/n #hobie x reader #hobie brown atsv #atsv headcanons #atsv hcs #atsv pavitr #atsv x reader #atsv miguel #atsv art #atsv fanart #spiderman atsv #atsv #atsv miles #atsv gwen #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #spiderman #spidersona

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i’m so glad u made a tumblr account i found you on tik tok ages ago and have been using your c.ai bots since ur literally my fav bot creator. i wanted to request a hobie x fem reader smut if you have time, something with a little biting 😏 idk what else just something smutty if you’re okay with it

HOBIE BROWN HEADCANONS | BITING

HII 🤭🤭 idk if i’ll rlly write full smut yet but i have no shame writing headcanons ever

warnings : sfw and nsfw. hobie being a little bitch. nothing rough. giving and receiving

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• i will never not think abt that biting joke he made in his intro

• lives in my head rent free fr

• he’s fs into biting like there’s no way he isn’t i can absolutely see it

• even if it’s not always inherently sexual he jst does

• u can always see the thought process before he does too LMAOO he looks at u pondering

• he has no shame biting anywhere you’ll let him

• neck, shoulder, chest, thighs, anywhere

• does it at any point randomly jst to catch u off guard bc why wld u ever be able to relax around him what were u thinking

• especially since he’s so tall he can jst lean down n take a bite on your shoulder to be an asshole

• however. onto the real shit.

• if you’re the one giving or he’s jst rlly going at it he has no shame biting you to keep himself quiet

• thinks it’s so hot when u do too

• he’s fs into giving and receiving biting no doubt

• i don’t think his intent wld be ever to hurt you jst catch you off guard a bit, surprise you

• keep you on your toes if you will

• loves to keep his face in the crook of your neck n kiss you n sneak a little bite in there

• lord

• probably thinks it’s a little hot to leave some marks that’ll last for a bit

• not anything to actually hurt you or last very long at all, but it’ll be there

• i see him as a big thigh kinda dude, he’s an absolute thigh enthusiast

• doesn’t even matter what size he loves them all

• he’s inclusive guys

• but i can see him as a bit of a thigh biter fs, maybe not like all the time but he’s always tempted

• runs through his head once a day minimum

• always gives a little chuckle after he bites you too, especially if he catches you off guard n he gets a little mini reaction

• cheeky ass bitch

• he thinks he’s so funny

• BUT again i can never see him biting you enough to really hurt you

• he’s not into that

• i think if he’s ever going at it he’d love to kiss you

• that includes an occasional bite

• if you’re not squirming a bit at least once he’s not doing it right

• fs mostly all abt reactions

• but it’s also for his enjoyment xoxo

• back to YOU biting him

• he wld lose his shit. absolutely he wld be into that

• thinks it’d be so hot to see you on him n have to bite his neck or shoulder just to keep yourself quiet and/or grounded

• absolutely encourages it by running his fingers through your hair or on the back of your head

• he’d let out a little chuckle

• tease u a little n then rub your back or hair

• god

• this man will be the death of me truly

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