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anyway bearnelli in the Lestappen Ice Cream Shop AU based off @lestappenforever and @thearchercore’s headcanons/fic is RBR Junior Kimi being dragged to Milan by Max ‘for bonding!’ when really he’s just trying to show Charles this cute little Italian kid who’s a red bull driver and “see! you can be a fan now!!” while Kimi is just :)ing his way through the meeting while Charles and all the regulars lamenting how red bull has corrupted this perfect little tifoso

Charles has the bright idea of bringing out Lec Employee Ollie Bearman whom he swears can help “bring Kimi back to the light side” and Kimi just short circuits cause “Omg cute boy” and Charles just sends Ollie to sit with him and talk about Ferrari, the whole store just witnessing Kimi get more and more infatuated and realize that “oh no we created another one Enzo Forgive Us”

#havent logged on in months #but bearnelli has sent me down a rabbit hole i cannot escape #this au is so cute someone write a fic #bearnelli

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oh where’s the photos of lando looking at oscar like he hung the moon as oscar giggles at one of his stupid jokes

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saw someone on reddit say that kimi antonelli looks like if lando and oscar had a child and now I cant ever be normal again

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Back from hibernation to just cry over these two 😭❤️

'LANDO AND OSC' AAHAAAKSLDF

#never gonna get over lando calling oscar osc #Never. #ive had nothing to post but reblogs #MISSED THEM AND THIS WEBSITE #landoscar #osc piastri #lando and oscar #lando norris #oscar piastri

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bros in his modelling era

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“Red Bull is just winning again”

Leclerc cannot turn to the right. Russell cannot press the overtake button or his engine will fuck itself. Hamiltons seat ripped under his ass.

CAN ANY TOP CONTENDING TEAM BUT RED BULL MAKE A FUCKIN CAR. For ONCE.

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also charles:

he's crazy but he's free

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this lando with this oscar, that’s all i have to say.

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girl get up (lando's version)

#landos heart eyesssss #almost better than oscars heart eyes #landoscar

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everyone : 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

landoscar :👬

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oooooh

#I LOVEEEE THEM #one of my fave bromances #loscar

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*alexa play that one direction song*

#only thing me and my 1d friend have ever sobbed over together 😭 #LOOK AT THEM #Theyre so grown now #2019 rookies #lando norris #alex albon #george russell

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Fernando and Oscar rn:

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Lets get this season started then, shall we?

1/25

#this is so fucking cool omg

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NO THOUGHTS JUST LANDO CALLING OSC IN THE RECENT MCLAREN VIDEO OH MY GOD

#ive thought about this way too much in the past 18 hours #the fics are coming true #landoscar #mclaren #lando norris #oscar piastri #mctwinks #twinklaren

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I love him (part 2)

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Currently rewatching dts season 6 ep 3 on repeat because THE WAY OSCAR LOOKS AT LANDO AND VICE VERSA IN THE BEGINNING OH MY GOD. AND BABY LANDO AWW. But seeing how they turned the season around is honestly one of my favorite things.

#dont mind me #just obssesing over every little f1 thing i can find before the season starts #mclaren #landoscar #drive to survive #dts season 6 #dts season 6 episode 3