hazbin-honey

[hazbin-honey]

Slang Education Day

“I’m not understanding, dear. Does that mean she ate her husband ?”

At this point these are just too stupid entertaining to stop…. lmao. Leave me suggestions of what else Deer Man needs to learn 😂

{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}

[hazbin-honey]

Oh, no! They are blepping!

#Lucifer Morningstar #charlie morningstar #this is so cute omg #🥹🥹

[hazbin-honey]

#hazbin hotel alastor #polls #alastor hazbin hotel #I haven’t done a fun poll in a few days

[hazbin-honey]

Never thought I’d be kicking my feet and twirling my hair over the deer. But here I am. I fear I must announce today May 14th is Alastor day.

#at least for Gail #this foolish behavior on a Tuesday no less

[hazbin-honey]

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar

[hazbin-honey]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

#I love this sm #😭 #always choose friends over relationships #Rosie KNOWS

[hazbin-honey]

The way I’m so excited to write for Vox. Just looking at my notes app like 🥺👉👈

#anyway #📺 #it’s funny bc I fought simping for him for so long #like there has to be something fundamentally wrong with me for simping for a widescreen television #but here I am

[hazbin-honey]

#hazbin vox #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel vox #cutie patootie #the wink is so adorable 😭🥰 I can’t

[hazbin-honey]

Physical Touch (nsfw/minors DNI)

Alastor x Reader (GN)

**disclaimer: if you do not like nsfw content for Alastor- simply ✨do not read this✨**

The faint sound of static buzzed in the air as your fingers hesitantly reached out to unbutton the collar of the radio demon’s shirt. He had given you permission, of course, but a palpable tension hung in the air between the two of you since Alastor had asked you to do the honor of undressing him. Your fingers lightly grazed the exposed skin of his collarbone pulling a small gasp from him. Your eyes flicked up Alastor’s face and he had his ever present smile, although it seemed a bit tighter than usual.

“Don’t stop on my account,” He urged your fingers to continue their exploration in that fake transatlantic accent of his. With his permission, you unfastened the next button on his shirt, revealing more of his skin.

“Don’t be so shy, my dear,” Alastor spoke in a sickeningly sweet tone that seemed to be mocking your hesitancy, “I did say you could touch me.”

You made quick work of divesting him of the garment, unbuttoning the last buttons and then gingerly slipping the dress shirt down his shoulders. Alastor shimming slightly to assist you with the task of getting the lanky man out of his clothes. With a small tremor in your hands you lightly grazed your fingers against his chest, taking your time to feel his skin under your hands before working your way down his body.

“Is this okay?” You asked softly when you noticed Alastor’s fingers gripping the cushion of the couch below him as your fingers brushed against the skin of his abdomen gently. You gazed up at his face and saw that his smile seemed strained.

“Yes, darling,” He replied, his crimson eyes baring into yours with an intensity you were not accustomed to from Alastor. More used to him flitting around in a passive, dismissive manner. To have his full, undivided attention made you feel good, special even. “It is more than okay, please do continue.”

Alastor and you had been intimate before; however it mostly had been him touching you. Alastor was in control of all situations when it came to your pleasure and his. Not only were you in uncharted waters, but he was as well.

Your hand drifted down to ghost over the hardness straining against the fabric of his slacks. Alastor’s reaction was immediate, his hips bucked up against your gentle touch seeking more friction, his erection pressing eagerly against your fingertips. When you gave him an experimental rub, his eyebrows furrowed and he bit his bottom lip and his smile wobbled just slightly.

“Do you like this this?” You asked trying to be teasing, despite feeling your whole body light with excitement seeing Alastor unraveling before you. His fluffy ears were flattening back slightly as his hips involuntarily rolled against your hand seeking more of that delicious friction you had given him a taste of. The squeaking of Alastor’s gloved fingertips as the gripped the leather fabric of the couch became more pronounced.

“More,” Alastor’s voice came out raspy, unfiltered, “Touch me more.”

His eyes were tightly shut and his eyebrows were pulled down while his breath came out in pants. You were only too eager to oblige in his needs, your fingers gripping his erection through the fabric and rubbing up and down his shaft. A strangled moan he had been trying to hold back slipped between the clenched teeth of his forced grin.

“Please, more. I need more,” He whispered as his eyes opened slightly and he gazed down at where you were situated next to him. Never in your life did you think you would see Alastor beg for anything, but who were you to deny him?

“I’ll give you anything you want.” you replied

#hazbin alastor x reader #alastor x reader #alastor hazbin x reader #hazbin hotel alastor #I think if he were to be intimate with a partner he would be very touch starved #I had to repost because apparently tumblr does not want to let me into their tags #n/sfw

[hazbin-honey]

#polls #hazbin hotel alastor #fakest bitch I ever met #no hate tho #pls I’m not an Alastor hater #I mean I am but not in a srs manner

[hazbin-honey]

This poll has not gone how I expected but I’m not mad about it. Curious tho where some of yall are seeing that ass on Alastor 🕵️‍♀️

I mean canonically it’s none of them. But let’s ponder

#Vox had my vote #I’m looking for Al’s cheeks under a microscope but I am so glad for those of you that believe in him

[hazbin-honey]

I mean canonically it’s none of them. But let’s ponder

#hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #polls #who is juicy? #double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

[hazbin-honey]

Another Lucifer sketch just because 🍎

#oh 🫡😳

[hazbin-honey]

Words of Affirmation (nsfw/minors DNI)

Lucifer x Reader (female reader)

“Tell me again,” He urged you as his fingers gently teased you through the fabric of your panties. Lucifer looked into your eyes with a purple half-lidded gaze, doing nothing to hide his desperation. His desire for you, his eagerness for assurance of your affection.

“I love you,” You repeated for the fourth time. A small whine left his lips and he gave you a satisfied, sharp toothed grin once he got what he needed. Lucifer rewarded you for your words of love by grounding his fingers against your cunt, finally providing friction after teasing you for so long. A soft mewl of appreciation from you fueled his fingers to venture up to the spot he knew would make you feel best.

His lips met yours in a kiss of pure desperation as he leaned over your body pressing closer against you. His teeth slightly nipping at your bottom lip out of excitement and lust.

“Fuck, baby, say it again,” He murmured against your lips as while his fingers rubbed circles against your clit. Lucifer’s tongue swiped along your lips eliciting a small moan of arousal and anticipation from you.

“Lucifer,” your eyes fluttered open and you took in the sight of your lover leaning over you. His red eyes with his pupils blown wide with desire and admiration, blonde hair slightly mussed from your hands running through it, his pale cheeks flushed.

“I love you so god damn much.” You could barely whisper the words out before he captured your lips in a heated kiss. His tongue slipped past your lips in an attempt to taste you, feel more of you, in any way possible. Swallowing up your sweet words of love and affection with a hunger that seemed bottomless. Lucifer’s finger slid your panties to the side and a deft finger slipped gently into you.

“Again. Please,” He said more desperately, “I need to hear it again.”

#Lucifer Morningstar x reader #lucifer x reader #Lucifer Hazbin hotel x reader #n/sfw #it’s just a little Drabble #i did not proofread this #and also I haven’t written smut in over a year so #I just think he’d be big on words of affirmation 💕 #Gail writes

[hazbin-honey]

#polls #husker hazbin hotel #husk hazbin hotel #I am not a Husker simp #but the mind does wander #and these things must be asked and answered

[hazbin-honey]

gossiping old ladies

forget being afraid of being judged as a sinner or winner, I am afraid to be judged by THEM.

[hazbin-honey]

#polls #Alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #I know in my heart that thing is nasty #you cannot convince me otherwise