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Oh I was BORN to answer your request, prepare for all of my random discord quotes

Are you climbing the inside of the elevator??? ..........maybe

"I want them Zoloft boys"

"ok I think the phone has been in the microwave long enough"

She could run a kingdom, people would listen to her, she's very loud!

I'll sop your wet! ... I'll wet your sop? No, neither of those sound right, joke canceled, goodbye

You know me I love dead people

You want me to go straight to bed? Why not gay to bed???

"this tastes like battery acid, but if battery acid was tasty"

Gusty showers sounds like a terrible name for a retirement community

What happens if you have nipple pasties that just look like nipples? "Then you need nipple pasties for your nipple pasties" Nipple-pasty-ception "Get a bra that looks like boobs and put nipple pasties on that"

Yeah I'm like canonically allergic to chihuahuas in specific

"Jesus told a tree to off itself and then he threw a table"

"am I a Honda or a person?"

"NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS"

Gasp! Someone cheesed him!

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MY LITTLE BOY INTO LEMONADE

"using my telekinesis to lift my daughter out of her crib just in time for her father to see her levitating randomly"

"why are we talking about bacon now I thought we were talking about your daddy issues"

I do not have a gender, I have a question

oh pants stopped happening like 30 minutes ago

just calling me Charizard is unhelpful team

I AM THE PICASSO OF MEMES

Ope there goes angel climbing into the China closet again

EVIL JELLO MY NEW GENDER

"I have a *weird* problem, are you ready to hear about my *weird* problem" "always" "my brownies are too oily"

"Before I can own a pigeon, I need to get my bird permit" Your..... Birdmit

It doesn't have to be a bunch of sad white women drinking wine sitting in a rented conference room with a bunch of tables all done up in tablecloths with droopy streamers and half floating balloons

he can be a soft boi *and* a crackhead!!!

"they're Jean shoes" YOU GOT THE FUCKIN JHOES???

Please refrain from happy biting the cannibal

WOOHOO KEVIN GOT BOOPS

Two pigeons, chilling on the sidewalk, five feet apart cause they're not gay

"you're watching a weiner schnitzel be made? Isn't that a dog?"

"she wouldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"

About husk: probably grumpy enough to overpower catnip by the sheer force of cynicism

About niffty being drunk: she's a spastic caffeinated squirrel in traffic that's just taken a nice long inhale of, uh, snow

no actually I think you're right! I like my impulsive, self destructive behaviors

don't turn yourself into one of those cooked children in the backseat you're always hearing about, Pls don't cook yourself over your trauma

YEAH WE HAVE CHILD LABOR ON THIS BUS!

Mickey mouse voice: you can't spell drunk driving without U and I!

He has the mcdonald's headset of infinite wisdom

*angrily* IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO TREE FOOD

Sudden vox in my head: and now introducing, this.... Fuckin thing..... *gestures to cursed cat alastor on a small runway behind him*

HOPE THESE HELP YOU GUYS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE NEW CONTENT!

Friend, I am

CRYING

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Hazbin Hotel Expansion Pack ask game

we are working on introducing our Egg Bois, and we need more ridiculous shit for them to say!

submit any random ass quote you can think of, ones about the fandom, ones about conspiracy theories, ones about anything you can think of! If we can work it into a scene, we will!

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I don't know who you are, but I see ask game and I want in.

let's see...

let's go with "ice"

that seems fitting enough.

You, my friend, are the first person to guess a word that's in our second chapter (mostly because we only have like 2 paragraphs in it so far)

Ice

"A pair of eyes fell on the sinner from behind, rendering him still and silent. He felt, he thought, the same way a rabbit felt upon seeing a wolf. The gaze behind him was purposeful, confident, and icey.

It came closer.

"Excuse me gentlemen!""

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Dreams

Dreams

“The book weighed heavy in Charlie’s hands, its promises and dreams resting between her fingers. She regarded it solemnly, taking a breath in before finally closing its pages.”

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Chapter 1 out now!

We just published our first chapter over on mama_tot's (@potato-mother) Archive Of Our Own account! here's the link below

Our Expansion Pack is dedicated to creating a canon compliant but largely expanded retelling of The Hazbin Hotel by Viviene Madrano. There will be 12 chapters total to depict the first season (and we may continue this for season two when it's out). This first episode follows the plot of Episode 1: Overture.

Please leave a comment here or on the work about what you would like to see more of in our rendition!

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My Favorite Lines from Chapter 1; part 4/4

"“No. No. Hold on, I said let me stop you.” Adam waved his hand up again, keeping it in front of her face. “As in, you’re done talking now.”

“No I’m-”

Adam continued without pause. “Yes you are.""

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"“I can’t think of a single bitch who hasn’t.” The overlord’s cheery cockney accent was hard to understand sometimes, but Vox had grown used to it. “What’s your take on the situation?”"

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"“What’d you learn?”

—

“Dead.” the angel shivered. “One of us is dead.”"

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My Favorite Lines from Chapter 1; part 3/4

 “Ugly people? Nah, math? Global warming? No, wait, that’s earth’s problem. Oh! Fanfiction writers!”

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A smart man would make money off of it.

Vox was the smartest man he knew.

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Charlie drew a breath, and considered counting how many more she had left.

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Puppy

For the ask game

My friends, I did not have the word Puppy in this fic at all (yet) when I got this ask. So I wrote in a couple extra lines to make it work!

Puppy

““Well why don’t we just improv this shit, puppy?”

Husker took a full step back from Angel, looking more like he wanted to pounce than put any distance between them. “Puppy?!””

#I’ll need to find a better solution to this issue next time

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Blood

Blood

"“Do you like blood, violence, and depravity of a sexual nature?” asked the voice, a hand gesturing to the murderer and his now-attentive victim."

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Huge Announcement

We have finished editing! We are now setting up to post.

The first chapter will be available on Archiveofourown.org, going up Tuesday, April 23. I’m beyond excited to show you all our hard work.

#Hazbin #Hazbin Hotel #Charlie #Charlie Morningstar #Charlie Hazbin Hotel #Angel Dust #Angel Hazbin Hotel #Vaggie Hazbin Hotel #Lucifer Morningstar #Lucifer Hazbin Hotel #Alastor #Alastor Hazbin Hotel #Nifty Hazbin Hotel #Husker Hazbin Hotel #Husk Hazbin Hotel #Hazbin Hotel fanficiton

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Hate for ask game

Am I doing this right…?

you are, no worries

Hate

"Charlie couldn’t get past how odd the air felt on her skin, on her face, and in her lungs. It felt stale, expired, but painfully sterile. It felt like it hated her."

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My favorite jokes from our Expansion Pack, Part 2/4

“One of you.” He paused, trying to recall the soldier’s name. “Fucked up and died on me.”

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“Right. I need to give this to Alastor.” She said, holding the drive up between her fingers.

“I’ll leave you to i-” Husker froze for a moment as a whoosh of air interrupted them.

Radio static crackled and vanished before Vaggie could turn to address it. She barely managed to turn her head as the black and red silhouette loomed behind her, snatching the drive from her hand and disappearing. Absently, Vaggie thought she heard a distorted “Why thank you!” as he left.

—

Several voices rose against that. No one seemed to want to listen to reason.

Typical women.

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"White" for the ask game

White

"Charlie went to interject, but before she could a hand raised to their left. Everyone turned to look at the pink and white spider that had been, shockingly, silent through the whole commercial debut."

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What about hotel for your ask game?

Hotel

"“Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!” The line was - appropriately - paired with a panning shot of the hotel itself. “A misguided path to redemption!”"

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And box is open now 😅

Ask game!

Submit a word to our ask box and I’ll post back the first paragraph to have that word in it!

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Ask game!

Submit a word to our ask box and I’ll post back the first paragraph to have that word in it!

#hazbin #hazbin vox #hazbin adam #hazbin lucifer #hazbin vaggie #hazbin charlie #hazbin angel dust #hazbin alastor #hazbin husk #hazbin hotel

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My favorite jokes from our first Chapter: part 1/?

“Well, I’m choosing to be here,” Angel pointed to himself. “And I think it’s all stupid. Being in Hell is supposed to be shitty, eternal damnation and all that.”

“Yeah, but maybe it doesn’t have to be,” Vaggie gestured around her. “Just because no one’s made it out before doesn’t mean it’s not possible.”

Angel leaned out to put his hand on her shoulder, nodding sympathetically, “ya know, I never thought of it that way,” he looked up to the ceiling, “and I don’t think I ever will.”

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The cannibals, the murderers, the Mormons, every single sinner’s life was about to change.

—

“Where’s Nifty? I’ve been looking for her for like an hour.”

Alastor tipped his head up in thought for a second, humming as he considered. “Fourth floor.”

“Thanks, Alastor, I just nee-”

“Now, fifth floor.” He tilted his head to the side. “West wing. Sixth- fourth floor.”

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