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mrdilhun · 3 days

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Well..Finally finished, (it took 23 hours) thank you very much for your support. If I live long enough, I will make the second page HAHSHSH

#fanart #art #hazbin hotel #digital art #hazbin art #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious #comics #hazbin hotel sir pentious #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #hazbin hotel frank #hazbin frank #egg bois #hazbin hotel comic #hazbin comic #hazbin hotel fanart

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temporaltourguide · 20 hours

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the poor egg got blinded :( he doesnt have welding protection... :(((

#sir pentious #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin #hazbin hotel sir pentious #sir pentious hazbin hotel #egg bois #tw flashing #flashing gif #cw flashing #flashing cw #hazbin hotel spoilers

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charliewhaw · 2 days

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Hazbin Hotel Talent Show

The characters come out, ready to perform in a mandatory talent show hosted by God.

Alastor plays the piano while his shadows play multiple other instruments, including but not limited to, the cello, the violin, the bass, and a drum set.

Vox can't play any instruments. But he can connect a piano into blue tooth and pump some digital ai generated music through it and pretend like he's playing.

Valentino plays the flute. Just some random ass instrument.

Husk? He's more of a cello guy.

Vaggie knows how to play the lyre, but she's not good at it. Surprisingly, she's great at the electric guitar. Adam taught her. But those are bad memories now and she avoids the instrument entirely.

Rosie plays the clarinet. Sure. That's fine. All elegant and shit. What you didn't know is she's also great at death metal drumming!

Charlie can sing screamo. Screeches the likes you've never heard!

Mimzy is a singer, of course. No instruments. Just dancing.

Niffty's got some mad skills on the triangle.

Sir Pentious plays the harpsichord (precursor to the piano).

The eggbois play a mix of bells and maracas. <- One day Pen tried to distract them with bells and maracas, and they went around the hotel making 'beautiful' music. Everyone was shouting at Pen to stop them, but he just stood in the corner, hands clasped and eyes watering at his precious eggbois.

Velvette beat boxes.

Tom Trench plays a vitar (mix between a guitar and a violin).

Katie Killjoy thinks music is a waste of time. She stands there and summarizes everyone's performances instead. They're all shit. Especially Tom's.

Lucifer and his clones come out at the end, each holding a set of bagpipes.

All in all, God regrets this mandatory talent show.

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God asks about Alastor's furby piano once everyone is gone. After one song, God understands why Alastor got sent to Hell.

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qu1cks1lversb1tch · 1 day

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Aw those best friend hcs were fun! Can you do everyone else at the hotel? Especially Vaggie?

A/N: I absolutely can! I'll make a part 3 or edit this one if I somehow forget someone (it could happen). This is quite the little grouping 🤣 I hope you like it!

Having them as best friend's part two:

Includes: Vaggie, Sir Pentious, Niffty, and Cherri Bomb.

Part One

Vaggie

Her deal is tough love.

As her best friend, you're used to being called an idiot half a dozen times a day.

You'll just be chilling after making some decision or saying something and she'll be like: "Not only are you blind, you're fucking stupid too!" But it wouldn't hold any malice

She's never really been one for gossip, but you can bet that she'll listen to how your day was.

Definitely the friend who would interrogate anyone you show interest in.

If someone says something out of line about you, she's putting them in their place before you can open your mouth to defend yourself.

Vaggie isn't very touchy, but she'll hug you sometimes. Especially if it was something like after the battle and she was just happy you were alive.

She's almost always there to ward off the bad.

Sleepovers! They're never her idea, but she can't say no when you give her those puppy dog eyes.

Really, she's always there for you, but with a sibling dynamic that makes some question if the two of you really tolerate each other at all. You do, but barely lmao.

Sir Pentious

He's a drama king. Sweet, but definitely dramatic.

100% the friend to hold your drink at a party. . . Because he's HOLDING EVERYONE'S DRINK!

If you had to go anywhere, he's sending the Egg Bois with you. They call you 'not master' and it's the cutest thing ever.

Sleepovers would be his idea, no doubt. An offer that couldn't be refused.

He calmly interrogates any potential suitors of yours, and if they seem fine, he might let them go on a date with you.

Will literally cry if you call someone else your best friend. Friend's are okay. But if you called Angel Dust or Charlie your best friend? Immediate tears. "But. . . I thought I wasss your besssst friend." Apologize, right now.

Gives you some new weaponized invention and your favorite Hellish sweet treat every year on your 'death day'. He takes it very seriously.

He's all for the tea, but only if there's 100% truth behind it. Like you witnessed the HOTTEST tea of the month and just went 'Sir P NEEDS to know'.

Everyone mistakes the calmness and caring nature of Sir Pentious as having feelings for you. Common misconception. That's just your slithery best friend.

Y'all take naps together at random because you can. And naps are life.

Niffty

You're almost as chaotic as she is, but you're better at hiding it. Sorry not sorry.

Because of her, everything you own is cleaner than when you got it and you found it disturbing at first, but eventually got used to it.

She climbs you like a tree and uses you to see better in large crowds.

She talks so fast half the time you could barely understand her until it clicked and you could reply.

She's very knife happy. Someone breaks your heart? "STAB! STAB! STAB!" Followed by maniacal giggles and her footsteps down the hall.

She tries new recipes and uses you as the taste tester to see if the others would enjoy it. The answer is usually yes.

Niffty is super blunt. She won't hold back a single thought, even if it could potentially hurt your feelings.

She rarely takes breaks, but when she does, her small frame is usually beside you, watching TV or relaying the latest drama she heard on the streets.

She's a good listener, but once again, she's also blunt.

Every picture of the two of you, she has that same far away look in her eye. Every. Single. One.

Cherri Bomb

She's a bad influence, that much is certain, but no amount of peer pressure could get you to do something you didn't want to do. That's why you're best friends.

She loves partying and dragging you out, but most nights, you stay in, which then in a way, forces her to stay in too.

"[Y/N/N], you bitch, why aren't you dressed? I thought we were going out tonight!" No. No you weren't.

She encourages you to step out of your comfort zone 24/7, because you're in Hell and it could only get so much worse.

She listens, but doesn't really pay attention all that much. There's almost always something else on her mind, but she makes it up to you somehow.

She'd probably push you down the stairs for fun if she felt like it.

Most likely to sing karaoke with you, absolutely plastered in a bar somewhere on the outskirts of the Pride Ring.

If you handed your cup to her to go to the bathroom, she'd probably misunderstand and drink it.

Glares at anyone who looks in your direction, purely because she doesn't trust very many at all.

Would reluctantly agree to a sleepover if you asked, just because you're her main bitch.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #vaggie #sir pentious #niffty #hazbin hotel imagine #egg bois #cherri hazbin hotel

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big-armed-mar · 3 months

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If something like this doesn’t happen in regards to the egg bois I’m not gonna be happy

Edit: changed the watermark

#holy sir pentious #hazbin spoilers #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #my art #fanart #mar’s original art #sir pentious #egg bois #hazbin egg bois

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scumbkat · 3 months

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https://x.com/ele_neiro/status/1752849900042109251?t=_EhYUp-xL-woPQbyJKYiaA&s=09

The real artist is in the link above 👆

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel twitter #alastor #husk #angel dust #vaggie #charlie #sir pentious #nifty #egg bois #sleepover

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elliottsheep · 3 months

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He's flattening them in the song/they're apparently turned backwards so

THEY'RE HIS EARS

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IMPORTANT UPDATE:

but this time he angy

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BONUS:

okay I'm done 🦌

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #egg bois #vivziepop #dad beat dad #radio killed the video star #hazbin vox #vox #staticlovetune #staticradio #silly little deer man #hazbin rosie

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chaoticace2005 · 3 months

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polymathart · 3 months

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Oh my God. He is literally Doofenshmirtz but snakey.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #scrambled eggs #sir pentious #egg bois #vaggie #charlie morningstar

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drama-glob · 3 months

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As someone who had to weld in high school, I can attest to the importance of safety goggles. ;) Poor Egg Boi. >_< It's still funny though. ;) XD

*Also, aww to Sir Pentious sticking his tongue out as he works! It's just like Fizz when he's happy or in the zone when performing. ^_^<3<3<3<3

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yokibird013 · 3 months

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Soft nest

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel sir pentious #egg bois

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nightmarerose1 · 3 months

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R.I.P GENERAL SIR PENTIOUS YOU AND YOUR EGG BOIS WILL BE MISS 😭🐍🥚 (He was robbed from a final Song tho)

CHERRISNAKE WAS SO CLOSE TO DATING AFTER THE FIGHT COME ON!!!🐍🍒

Bonus: I’m happy that he got redeemed I hope we get to see him again in season 2 as a cameo or he drop by to visit 😇

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redfridge · 3 months

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This show makes me too damn giddy

#Hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #valentino #charlie morningstar #cherri bomb #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin alastor #tom trench #fat nuggets #vaggie #husker hazbin hotel #sir pentious #angel dust #niffty #egg bois #adam hazbin hotel

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animunitee · 2 months

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I am not the only person who got the Mary Poppins vibes with those two, but I for sure as hell instantly felt it and just had to contribute U ᴗU

#They are my favourite besties #This tree took too long to draw #my idiot ass did not copy paste the leafes as much as I should have #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin hotel alastor #mary poppins #egg bois #my art #alastor and rosie

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convolutedblasphemy · 2 months

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Part 3 — Do you guys see my vision of Niffty repeatedly breaking the 4th wall and no one taking her seriously?

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osteichthyens · 2 months

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don't think too hard about it

#sir pentious #hazbin hotel #egg bois

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