Hazbin Hotel Talent Show
The characters come out, ready to perform in a mandatory talent show hosted by God.
Alastor plays the piano while his shadows play multiple other instruments, including but not limited to, the cello, the violin, the bass, and a drum set.
Vox can't play any instruments. But he can connect a piano into blue tooth and pump some digital ai generated music through it and pretend like he's playing.
Valentino plays the flute. Just some random ass instrument.
Husk? He's more of a cello guy.
Vaggie knows how to play the lyre, but she's not good at it. Surprisingly, she's great at the electric guitar. Adam taught her. But those are bad memories now and she avoids the instrument entirely.
Rosie plays the clarinet. Sure. That's fine. All elegant and shit. What you didn't know is she's also great at death metal drumming!
Charlie can sing screamo. Screeches the likes you've never heard!
Mimzy is a singer, of course. No instruments. Just dancing.
Niffty's got some mad skills on the triangle.
Sir Pentious plays the harpsichord (precursor to the piano).
The eggbois play a mix of bells and maracas. <- One day Pen tried to distract them with bells and maracas, and they went around the hotel making 'beautiful' music. Everyone was shouting at Pen to stop them, but he just stood in the corner, hands clasped and eyes watering at his precious eggbois.
Velvette beat boxes.
Tom Trench plays a vitar (mix between a guitar and a violin).
Katie Killjoy thinks music is a waste of time. She stands there and summarizes everyone's performances instead. They're all shit. Especially Tom's.
Lucifer and his clones come out at the end, each holding a set of bagpipes.
All in all, God regrets this mandatory talent show.
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God asks about Alastor's furby piano once everyone is gone. After one song, God understands why Alastor got sent to Hell.
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Vox trying to jump in front of the radio on the screen to keep people from listening to Alastor's broadcast reminds me of Charlie in the pilot trying to block out the video feed of Angel Dust fighting in the turf war, but it's clearly not working in both cases. XD XD XD
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Haven't seen any fanart of Katie Killjoy wearing Brandon's outfit at the premiere, so I did a quick flat-colored doodle!
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