so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane
dont talk to me im counting gravel
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walter white wouldnt have killed all those people if he had decided to just put on the biggest talent show this town’s ever seen to raise the money instead of making meth
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HOW TO DODGE TALENT SHOW DRAFT
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hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures
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you can strip an angel of it's divinity by touching it with a magnet because the memory on it's hard drive is easily erased by anything with a strong enough magnetic field
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If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help
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your ocs should be friends with mine btw. my ocs told me they want to be friends with yours. theyre too shy to ask so i have to tell you. my ocs are asking your ocs to be friends with them
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Me: "Hmmmmm What should i draw????"
My 47 ocs in the corner staring at me:
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Ok listen we NEED to talk about your girlfriend. I know you’re doomed by the narrative and all, but she keeps defying the will of fate with her vain and ever more desperate attempts to save you. It’s SERIOUSLY going to rend the fabric of space-time if she keeps this up. I’m not even joking. We’re all going to end up in a closed loop of decaying reality if—it’s not cute, stop laughing!!
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Can't believe I turned my boy Pierre into a fucking fish of all things. You'd think it'd be ghost cause that's their thing but I thought fishie was funnier.
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"hes insane and kills people" ok but he whimpers
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In the middle school cafeteria: *covers eye* Ungh.... Stay away! My ant side is trying to take over...
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what if SHE’S doomed by the narrative, huh? what if it’s HER actions that are futile in the long run? what if SHE has to break the cycle? what if SHE has to writhe endlessly in a hell of HER own making? god forbid a woman condemn herself
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