hbojoel

[hbojoel]

please stop putting the main bulk of ur fic text tiny 😭😭😭😭😭😭i’m a blind bitch!

#PLEASE

[hbojoel]

18+, smut, dddne, cnc, cheating, dirty talk, ex bf!Anakin

Uh, interesting.

"Smile for the camera," Your ex boyfriend laughs, gripping your jaw and aiming the flash directly at your teary face. Your makeup is a mess, mascara running down your cheeks, smeared lipstick and drool trickling out the corner of your mouth. "Don't look at me that way, it's not like your new boyfriend knows how to get you this wet."

Anakin lowers the camera, making sure to record every second of your sloppy, stretched pussy swallowing his thick cock. The noises are obscene, loud and borderline obnoxious. He is right— you are never this wet.

"Does your new man know how much you love to be raped?" Anakin mocks you, using his free hand to rub your clit in slow circles. "How almost every night you begged for me to fuck you while you slept? And asked me to keep going after you said no?"

Perhaps it was a mistake to break up with Anakin— or perhaps it was a mistake to let him in your apartment. Whatever it is, you cannot complain. Not when he is striking the back of his hand against your cheek.

"Anakin!" You moan his name, walls clenching around his shaft, almost begging him to stay inside. "Stop!"

"Not unless you say your safeword, sunshine," He chuckles. "Just admit it, you are a nasty, perverted bitch that loves to be fucked like a doll. Like a cheap whore. Do you think your boyfriend would like that? He looks pathetically vanilla to me."

The fucker is always right.

Sobbing, deep down you know you love it. You know you love him. His blunt, aggressive attitude, his rough and sweet caresses— and that fat cock.

"Come for me, come for the camera, baby. Cream my cock just the way you always do. Whores like you love this, and I love whores like you."

#HOLY FUCK #WOW #THIS IS SOOOO ME CODED EVERYONES SAYING WHO WROTE THIS EL? NO!! #FAV #favfavfav #anakin skywalker smut

[hbojoel]

Whenever I talk about whatever media I’m into at the moment imagine I am presenting the characters to you like this

#fav

[hbojoel]

i love texting el like “am i tweaking or…” and they’re thinking the same thing

#we have weirdo detectors

[hbojoel]

#richiecore

[hbojoel]

Always the writer, never the reader.

#this whole thing

[hbojoel]

jake saying "do it harder" when amy is literally cracking bones in his hand i need him i need him so bad

#b99 #jake peralta #e talks

[hbojoel]

i need to put carmy's hair up into a little ponytail

#just like the front pieces #keep it out of his face #e talks #carmy berzatto

[hbojoel]

spitting; creampies; & LEE MDNI 18+

it's no surprise that lee fucks nasty.

he likes to spit on your cunt and smear it around with his tip, even though there is no need for additional lubricant, you've done all of the work naturally.

he doesn't necessairly want kids, but he takes the risk if it means he gets to fuck you raw. he likes to see his cum dribble out of you. he likes to lick it up with his mouth, hold it on his tongue along with his saliva, and spit it back out on your pretty pussy.

he likes to make you cry, not only because it gets him horny, but because he likes to see your meticulously applied makeup run. he would feel bad, but when it’s the end of the day he rationalizes that you were going to take it all off anyway. he’s just helping you.

he likes it when you’re loud. it makes him feel like you’re both in one of those porno vhs tapes. the ones where the plots are unnecessarily cheesy and the sex is completely staged. but with you, it’s natural. he likes to drive into you and find those spots that pull real noises out of you. he likes when your cunt makes noises, loud squeals and squelches that rival the noises from your mouth.

#HE FUCKS‼️‼️‼️‼️ #i love him i love this hes NASTY #lee x reader #fav

[hbojoel]

he looks so good i could actually throw up

DAD IN THE MIRROR‼️ https://x.com/senseofurge/status/1781708960200020181?s=46&t=IXpKNiPUBrWI6KMEtcLXUw

[hbojoel]

DAD IN THE MIRROR‼️ https://x.com/senseofurge/status/1781708960200020181?s=46&t=IXpKNiPUBrWI6KMEtcLXUw

#the bear #e talks

[hbojoel]

jake peralta beating the shit out of pimento... i need him bad

#e talks #none of you know how gross and pervy i wanna get with this man

[hbojoel]

for those who ask for part twos, or still don’t understand why content creators ignore requests for those part twos, or stop creating in general, i made a super easy diagram to follow that will help you get those part twos from your favorite writers, or more content from your favorite creators!

#i saw the rb to like ratio on my most popular post and it made me wanna die lol

[hbojoel]

dear writers who are slower/take more time with their writing or writers who are on hiatus or writers who are trying to find their voice again, i see you and i love you and you are valid

#:3

[hbojoel]

OOMF RETURNED NO ONE FRET

oomf deactivated :(

[hbojoel]

can we talk about how solid fontaine is. like a wall. like you accidentally back up into him and he. does not move. laying on him and he’s just solid. mhm mhm mhm.

#weighted blanket boyfriend #brick wall if u back up against him

[hbojoel]

If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

#i literally was on here at 11 years old unfortunately