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Septimus from the septimus heap series please :3
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septimus heap from the SEPTIMUS HEAP series works at mcdonalds!
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 9 days
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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
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a gun holster is more or less functionally the same as lingerie
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 9 days
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having a blorbo is like. he’s in my head. he’s in there. crawlin around. don’t know how to get him out of there. there he is.
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 9 days
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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact
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Hard at work at the yaoi factory
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Me, up in the function...
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we've been running from love 🫀
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The sleepers (+wings au)
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 11 days
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hello, animal control? uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#dp
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 11 days
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i think they should interact more
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Batboys profiles
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 12 days
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(i have a feeling this poll will get way more views than some of my other ones so I am once again asking you to fill out https://forms.gle/66bRngwjD2fzWX7p6 if you know anything about the character)
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 12 days
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hermit-scribe-vibe · 12 days
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Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).
When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".
When the boat is still being built, your say "it".
When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".
When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".
When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.
If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").
If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")
If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").
If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.
If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.
I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.
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