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I am vehemently anti-True Crime. Except today

#ides of march

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why are the pillowcases I ordered so Crowley coded

#good omens #crowley #near fatal levels of yearning from my pillow cases #see alt text for full paragraph

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The second work meetings end (zoom, I’m remote) I have this compulsion to do something weird as fuck, like hiss into the mirror or war cry or idk, repeat the last thing I said in the meeting like Jim Carrey as the Grinch?? It’s like my lizard brain has to purge the corporatisms from my body before I can be normal again. and frankly I don’t know how to describe this behavior to my doctor

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So a free tool called GLAZE has been developed that allows artists to cloak their artwork so it can't be mimicked by AI art tools.

AI art bros are big mad about it.

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You know how altru-fucking-istic I would be, making it rain every time I drove anywhere? No more drought, no more famine, no water shortage. The world is lush and the rainforests expand. No longer do elephants dig for mud. No longer do fish expire in the crackled beds of dried, desperate lakes. The sudden burst of carbon capture solves and reverses global warming. The polar bears stop starving, ocean levels stabilize, and the planned flood of the Salton Sea connects it to the Gulf of California. People are surfing in Joshua Tree.

It’s not enough. I am unsatisfied. The people raise temples of sapphire in my name, build aquamarine statues in my likeness. Whales decay in Venetian canals and seals settle Warsaw. Oimyakon and Tethys rise to storm again. Any sapphire temples not lost to the waters are destroyed; I am no savior. I am Death, wet and reviled like a corpse in a well.

They can’t kill me, so they send me and a solar-powered ‘67 Camaro to the moon. I need no roads there. Terraform it, they say, and we’ll consider your debt paid.

A hundred and fifty years pass, when surely, surely I am dead? The astronauts land, their capsule specially equipped to convert into a raft on entry, but earth-pulled tides slosh the lunar seas- every wave a tsunami. The new atmosphere is so thick with water vapor it’s hard to breathe or even see. They say, surely she is no longer driving? But it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter.

The mirrored surface of the moon shines down on earth brighter than ever before, a crystal set aglow. Lovers rejoice in their watercraft. The man on the moon has drowned. My name is a curse unspoken.

We are all sailors now.

#I am the evil rain god

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Guess who lost herself writing another post s2 Good Omens fanfic? ✨me✨

This one is going to be a bit more fleshed out than Drinking Buddies and Diaries, but knowing me, will probably end up being just as, idk, kooky? We’re starting things off a bit angsty but I can’t expect it’ll last too long. Anyway! Follow along if you’d like to read it (or if you just want to see how much my life is dominated by this. Last time I was barely sleeping, hehehe. Seriously, though).

#good omens #go fanfic #aziracrow #canon compliant #post s2 good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens fanfiction #no sleep til Brooklyn #or rather no food til nyc

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I was rewatching S2 yesterday and I’m finding it interesting how everyone asks Aziraphale to come into the shop. Naked emptyhead Gabriel asks, Muriel asks, the angels ask. It may just be politeness and I’m sure I’m grasping at straws, but that feels like it’s significant. Maybe it’s serving only to highlight how intimate Crowley and Aziraphale are, but at this point I’m prepared for absolutely anything. Why would angels have to ask to enter an embassy of Heaven? They make such a big deal out of permission-based entry in the demon invasion scene so ??

#good omens

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Dove, you've done it again. First you introduce me to Chappell Roan then you recommended Sables Curse which is actually so amazing? I am obsessed.

I would try anything you recommended. If you told me to eat dirt I would do it with no hesitation.

You are very sweet, thank you! Luckily none of the dirt I’ve tried is at all worthy of recommending!

And RIGHT?? I keep rereading it and I have a ton of theories (and I’m all over the comments on the webtoon hehehe) so please dm if you want to talk lore!

#sable curse

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No idea how many of you read webtoons but I really love Sable Curse and just wanted to recommend it ❤️. Love the art style, the story is mysterious and provides lots of opportunities to theorize what’s going to happen next. The protagonist is racing against the clock to cure the curse that’s going to kill her within six months- but don’t worry, there’s tons of silliness throughout. If you’re a webtoon person, read it. Trust me. It’s fun to read.

#it’s great #it’s really really great #sable curse #terron #dr beek

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I think we know who to blame for this

I regret to inform you that I'm fixated on the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience. The AI-generated script generated a villain called The Unknown that's loosely meant to be an evil chocolatier that lives in the walls and was supposed to have been defeated by getting sucked into a vacuum, but because the creators of this Experience had about eleven pounds to work with they told the actor to improvise this. I'm obsessed

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“Stuff we think you’ll like”?

like?? you think I LIKED this? bitch I barely survived. it nearly killed me when it got every’d and then it actually did when I watched it for real. I’m alive only thanks to scientific horrors I’m not allowed to talk about and nice comments I received on the fix-it fanfic I wrote when i should have been doing my job and sleeping more than two hours a night. I don’t like this, I am haggard. I am BROKEN. In disrepair. I loved it you unpardonable moron

#good omens #every

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hello! I hope you are having a marvelous morning. afternoon, or night, wherever you are at whatever time you happen to see this.

"drinking buddies and diaries" was the first fic I ever read, before I had tumblr or an ao3 account. since then I've read it at least a dozen more times, most recently finished a few moments ago. ao3 has now reported that I've opened it over 250 times, so that says something! when introducing some of my dearest friends to good omens and ao3 in general, this is what I tell them to start with, and everyone has had very similar reactions to myself.

this fic is so marvelous from start to finish, and its undoubtedly one of my favorites I've ever read. muriel is positively adorable, and im a sucker for jealous aziraphale and a crowley who wants both distance and to be as close as possible after the f15. everything about this story has me squealing, and a few scenes where I was on the verge of tears at how cute it was. even the more suspenseful scenes were so beautifully emotional and the entire thing amazingly written. im going to undoubtedly read it many more times, and share it with as many people as I can.

thank you for putting your writing into the world and giving an overworked teen something to look forward to reading at the end of the day! xx

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I can’t lie to you; I’ve spent the morning wriggling and crawling through a back injury and a justified but still crap attitude.

This message really could not have been sweeter or more appreciated. It means so much to me that people read Drinking Buddies at all, let alone reread it, and then to those who go out of their way to reach on here? Angels. You are an angel (in a Muriel way, not a Michael way, of course).

Thank you for your support and for clearing away my grouchiness with your kindness this morning. ❤️ and for sharing my fic! Truth be told, if I think too much about that, it chokes me up a little bit. I’m very grateful to you.

Ps. It’s easy for me to say “don’t overwork yourself” without knowing what’s going on in your world, so I won’t say that. I’ll just say your rest and relaxation is precious and I hope you never forget how much you deserve it in heaps.

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All I see is this chipper little fella. Can someone help

PLEASE TELL ME IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SEES IT

I'M GOING MAD

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GOODBYE STRANGERS

It’s been nice a bit weird, I mean??

Hope you find your income stream

Didn’t ever give you views

still hope your dreams all come true ✨

has this one been done yet

#tumblr live

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Sorry sorry gonna wax poetic but is anything a better representation of who Crowley is than the James Bond bullet hole stickers? All the illusion of danger, but none of that pesky damage. Not even a scratch on the vehicle he has poured so much love into that she is basically alive. what a little sweet potato

Hello Mr. Gaiman, why does Bentley have bullet marks on his window in the second season? and why doesn't Crowley remove them? he was always sensitive to any damage to the Bentley, so why did he leave this one?

I'm pretty sure that's in the Frequently Asked Questions post, pinned to the top of my blog.

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