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The bosses getting these angry emails/voicemails/letters/formal complaints from the leftovers of Mr. Bonzo

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #bonzo tmagp #mister bonzo #bonzoland #mr bonzo #bonzo bonzo bonzo

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Just some movies that would be better with a Mr. Bonzo appearance

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #magnus protocol #bonzo tmagp #bonzoland #bonzo bonzo bonzo #mr bonzo #bonzo #mister bonzo #tmagp meme #tmagp vague

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“so mr bonzo goes to a strip club”

oh?

“and he strips-”

WHAT

“several people of their limbs”

yep that makes more sense

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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Alexander J Newell and Jonny Sims writing Magnus protocol 12

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loving the mr bonzo leitneresque hate train because personally i find this fucker one of the funniest things sonny jims has ever written for this universe. what do you mean a government organisation has a list of supernatural assassins and one of them is a sweaty hungry lap dancer monstrosity who used to star in a children’s tv show and now crashes bachelor parties bringing frankly rancid vibes. are you shittin me i love this guy

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When I say ‘protect sex workers’ I specifically mean protect them from Mr. Bonzo

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are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

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The fact that Microsoft Word has to be a subscription is upsetting. I already paid for it why do I have to pay again

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The juxtaposition between tma's first avatar being Jane Prentiss, an overall serious and tragic character and tmagp's first avatar being fucking Mr. Bonzo

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“I think I’m done with Magnus stuff” Sam, my brother in christ, this is called the Magnus Protocol and we are at episode twelve. You may be done with magnus stuff, but magnus stuff is not done with you

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in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

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JK Rowling has used her billionaire legal team to silence a Jewish woman for telling the truth about her contempt for trans victims of the Holocaust.

Scotland’s network of “freedom of speech” organisations, as per usual, have nothing to say about the use of wealth to gag critics of the wealthy.

However fast they race to condemn the LGBT+ community for saying the names of those who harm us. Statements at the ready to insist that transphobes no one wants to work with anymore must be given every possible opportunity to gain from their bigotry.

But it's not the billionaires who are being silenced, as our media breathlessly echo their every hateful proclamation.

It's journalists and activists forced to publicly humiliate themselves under the weight and the threat of billionaire legal teams or be driven into destitution.

We deserve better. Freedom of speech needs to mean something

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jon and the admiral should hang out all the time actually

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Hey, watch yourself, that’s not Frankenweenie, that’s Frankenweenie’s monster.

#frankensteins monster #Frankenstein #frankenweenie #jokes #classic literature #english literature #horror #horror literature