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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK

#reblogging again again #except this time I've got metal gear brainworms #shout out to most of the mgs characters #but especially ocelot mantis and raiden #oughggghggyv............. dies

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this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

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revolver_ocelot_gay_little_run.gif

#this is like. my new favorite gif ever #mgs #metal gear solid #revolver ocelot

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My most controversial opinion is that I'm probably going to be unloved for the rest of my life. You're pretty cool though :]

Change that lame-ass 'woe is me' attitude to a cool-ass 'me is woah' attitude and watch as you find love both inwards and outwards in life

#wise words from puki #me IS woah..........

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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

#NEIL BANGING OUT THE TUNES!!!!!!!

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how nearsighted people look at you

#me when I'm nearsighted and have an astigmatism :') #driving at night is fun. especially when those big stupid trucks with their bright ass LEDs ride by me

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Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

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lesbian BLAST

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me @ my mutuals

#shout out to pix tiffy and toby #some of my favorite artists and you're friends with ME????? how #love you guys you're wonderful :))

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FUUUCKK FUCKING FUCK. GOD DAMN IT. FUCK!!!!!!! the characters. CLUTCHES AT MY HEAD IN PAIN AND DIES. FUUUUCKKKKK

#reblogging again #the brainrot is real you don't understand #gary roach sanderson.... save me.... roach.... save me roach #I haven't been this insane over a character since my coroika days

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there is no greater emotional whiplash when it comes to listening to music than going from moon song by phoebe bridgers to fucking she keeps me up by nickelback.

#I told myself putting EVERY song I liked into one playlist was a terrible idea #and yet #I did it anyways #that playlist is just a speedrun of every emotion possible atp LMFAO

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"who said that" is my ult fav thing to say ever after saying something insane

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it's just me and these four ibuprofen against the world

#yeag............

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im just fucking with you my liege

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there's an artist out there who draws roach so so so good and it makes me so insane (in a good way). like. THAT is roach. you are correct and everyone else who draws him is good but YOU. I wanna kiss you on the cheek because you made him look Like That!!!! excellent. five stars. A+

#they drew him for valentine's day and I got giddy #“I like bugs” ME TOOOOO YOU HAVE NO IDEA #sorry is it obvious I really really like roach #also kinda related but he IS trans sorry I don't make the rules #told myself when I got into cod that I wouldn't get obsessed over any of the characters #and lo. I became attached to the guy who cod COWARDLY didn't bring back in the reboot #gary roach sanderson #cod roach #roach cod #call of duty

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Me: im trans

Snake: Hrm... trans huh? give me a moment

Snake goes into a box and calls up his husband

Snake: Otacon, this lady dropped a piece of intel in regards to herself, do you know what "trans" means

Otacon: Snake, that's short for the term "transgender" a phrase used for those who's identity doesn't align with their asigned sex, some use hormones or surgery to better fit their lifestyle

Snake: Chemical and Surgical modification huh? they're like supersoldiers but they choose to change to fight for their own spirits rather than a nation...

Otacon: Remember snake, being "trans" is an umbrella label, many in the community identify beyond our common gender binary, including traditional cultural gender roles or wholly new ones

Snake: A wide variety of genders, such diversity not only make them unpredictable but increases practical versatility, impressive stuff

Otacon: oh this is just like Lily Hoshikawa from my Japanese animes

Snake leaves the box

Snake: You're pretty good huh? this trans stuff sounds intense, you have my support as a fellow soldier

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imagined myself if I'd been born a boy and that shit hit Too Hard. my bitch would be too bad, my dick too slick, my muscles off the charts. then I realized I'd probably still be nonbinary even if I'd been amab so then it didn't feel as intense but. damn

#oughhuughh if I could shift freely between fem and masc like a slider scale #it'd been so over for all of you #to quote my dear friend the other day: #“that was the most non-cis thing I've ever read” #if I ever had any doubt about being nonbinary you best believe it's gone now LMFAO #nonbinary