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Sometimes a family is a werewolf, his niece, his adopted daughter, his girlfriend, his girlfriend's griffin, his girlfriend's daughter, his girlfriend's daughter's friend who just moved in one day (who is the ex of his niece), the kid his girlfriend's daughter (and his adopted daughter, and his girlfriend's daughter's friend) killed once, that kid's mom, the demon who lives inside the kid's mom, the resident ghost, the resident ghost's ghost rat, the werewolf's girlfriend's daughter's girlfriend (but only through a magic portal door), his adopted daughter's no-longer-evil sister, said sister's fifteen cats, two kidnapped adopted butter jellies, an invisible dog, and a frog.

#fhjy

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not enough people talking about Rizbert and Erizabeth

#fhjy

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Ally really is masculine fertile

#fhjy

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when the whole house got the autism

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#dropout #game changer #sam reich

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Brian Murphy sucks ass and honors cock

#brian murphy #dimension 20 #d20 #fhjy

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the intrepid heroes reached new levels of Accurate Teenage Friendship tonight

#fantasy high #fhjy

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BRIAN MURPHY YOU GOTTA HONOR THE COCK. YOU SIMPLY MUST HONOR THE COCK

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #brian murphy #fhjy

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guillermo del toro’s pinocchio is a beautiful film but my god no one has adapted that story like neverafter. you can never look at it the same way again after listening to lou wilson, a black man, explaining that he chose to play as pinocchio because it’s a story about a little boy who isn’t allowed to make mistakes. that in pinocchio's story, he is fundamentally barred from childhood at once upon a time. he must earn something that everyone else is granted from birth. the other boys get to tell lies and play and get into trouble, but when pinocchio does the same thing there are grave and violent consequences. his pinocchio is trying to understand why the world is so unfair, why the rules are so different for him, why everyone else gets to be a real boy.

and I think about it every day.

#d20 #dimension 20 #d20 neverafter #lou wilson #neverafter

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okay i remember like, waaaaaay at the start of fhjy someone saying like the ratgrinders were all like the worst stereotype players, think reuben is the edgelord and mary-ann is the no roleplay all combat. i think we pegged kipperlilly as the rules lawyer (evil) but like. she’s the murder hobo. she’s the one who’s there to just kill. i don’t think she realizes she is. but she is.

#fhjy

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"You hissing?"

#fhjy

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a perfect screenshot. the golden moment. look at this is like a fucking draw the squad

#dropout #game changer

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Seeing these two posts back to back makes me wonder how long it'll be before Brennan attacks Sam with a halberd

#brennan lee mulligan #game changer #sam reich #dropout

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Sam Reich is the only good CEO because he gets all his evil impulses out by being a dastardly mustache-twirling villain on his little game show, instead of getting into union busting or something

#game changer #dropout

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Imagine you’re friends with someone who hosts a really popular internet game show, and he invites you on a couple of times and you gain a reputation for winning that gameshow. Then, he sets up a show where the whole point of it is that you cannot win the game, just to break your streak of the whole thing. Your trust breaks just a little bit.

Next time, he asks you to put on a mic pack for another episode of the game show, turns out it’s a heart rate monitor for another episode where you have to sit there and be almost tortured as you attempt to keep yourself calm. Your trust is devolving.

Next time, you come on the show, he tells you to go and wait in the green room and locks you in there, he’s a recording on the screen because he’s locked in the bathroom, he’s been there the whole time, you’re forced to do an escape room to go to work. You don’t know if you can trust him anymore.

Next time, you go on the show, you play bingo, you don’t trust him, something’s wrong, he’s been manipulating players to manipulate players into manipulating players. There was no way for you to win this one, not really.

You are a mouse trapped in a maze

You are a performing monkey at the circus

You are the most popular person on TikTok despite not having a tiktok

You are Brennan Lee Mulligan and this is your life. Sam is your boss, your chief scientist and ringmaster. You will never escape.

#dropout #game changer

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finished my charcoal project :)

reblogs are better than likes! i put a lot of work into this!

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New matching pfps just dropped

#dropout #game changer