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I'm in a tough spot right now because i had to drop my adhd meds a long time ago and I need them because things have been getting worse..but when i told my dad he said that adhd wasn't real and that im the problem..I dont know what to do im really scared for the new school year..

you should try to educate him about it, ask him why he thinks that way, etc. people have a hard time accepting things they dont understand:(

-dad dan

#im sorry i cant say more! i just fried my computer and im on mobile

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i just realized i wrote incest instead of incense :) can someone come to my house and dropkick me :)

-dad dan

Headcanon that by some odd magic that whenever Ernest is sick Lucien is too and vice versa, and since sick kids don't like being left alone Hugo and Damien let them stay together until they get better. But here's the thing, they're such whiney little shits to each other, Lucien hogs the blankets and Ernest makes an unnecessarily extreme effort to cough and sneeze in Lucien's face as much as possible, and the dads are at their wits end with their sons' bullshit.

ernest spills the green tea damien made on lucien’s bed. he swears it was an accident. lucien eats all of ernest’s food while he’s asleep. “it must’ve been the dog, idiot.” “lucien there is no fucking dog.” ernest tries to smother lucien in his sleep, but lucien was prepared. he takes an incense stick and lights it. ernest hates the smell of incest. they set off the fire alarm. the dads are exhausted

-dad dan

#im a legend #this is why you dont respond to asks on your iphone #dan why #dan please #dan no #e r n e s t h a t e s t h e s m e l l o f i n c e s t

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Ernest has totally walked in on his dad and dadsona doing dirty things on the couch and even though it's been professionally cleaned, to this day he still refuses to sit on it, he'll let other people sit on it for the lols.

it reminds me of this post lol

-dad dan

#nsfw #hugo vega #ernest vega #hugo #ernest

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This is an awesome blog! 👌

- dad dan

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robert “i wear shirts with cocky graphics to make up for feeling like shit every day” small

#robert small #robert

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Headcanon that by some odd magic that whenever Ernest is sick Lucien is too and vice versa, and since sick kids don't like being left alone Hugo and Damien let them stay together until they get better. But here's the thing, they're such whiney little shits to each other, Lucien hogs the blankets and Ernest makes an unnecessarily extreme effort to cough and sneeze in Lucien's face as much as possible, and the dads are at their wits end with their sons' bullshit.

ernest spills the green tea damien made on lucien’s bed. he swears it was an accident. lucien eats all of ernest’s food while he’s asleep. “it must’ve been the dog, idiot.” “lucien there is no fucking dog.” ernest tries to smother lucien in his sleep, but lucien was prepared. he takes an incense stick and lights it. ernest hates the smell of incense. they set off the fire alarm. the dads are exhausted

-dad dan

#good ask #ernest vega #lucien bloodmarch #damien bloodmarch #hugo vega #ddadds #dream daddy #ernest #lucien #damien #hugo

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For some reason I can totally imagine Dadsona getting hammered and trying to dress up his boyfriend's kids/dog in the most absurd outfits possible, like dressing Lucien up in a lolita goth dres or Ernest up in a cat costume (although he'd probably go along with it so that he could sit in front of the front door and when Hugo gets home he can look him dead in the eyes and go 'Meow, bitch.')

m e o w , b i t c h

hugo is terrified

-dad dan

#hugo vega #hugo #ddadds #dream daddy #ernest #lucien #ernest vega #lucien bloodmarch

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Headcanon that River's first word was bro and she said it in front of Craig and Dadsona and they absolutely lost their shit over it.

the first time she said it, they were shocked. u gasped. craig dropped the glass he was holding and it shattered on the floor. river couldn’t stop saying bro after seeing how happy it made u two when u finally came to ur senses, high fived, and hugged. this is it, the peak of parenthood

-dad dan 

#craig cahn #craig #river #ddadds #dream daddy

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to everyone that’s sent nsfw asks so far: dad ethan takes care of those! we’ve gotten them, but he’s on vacation right now, and should be back by tomorrow.

-dad dan

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How would you imagine each daddy acting when they are extremely jealous?

i live for this. i love putting characters through angst guESS IM evil ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   -dad alex

Robert- He has a habit of falling in love too easily and getting carried away with the feeling. Robert can’t express his emotions all too well, either. So when he sees you hang out with another dad one day, and watches you through the window as you hug him goodbye, he immediately hits your phone up and asks you to come over. When you do, he’s already a little drunk, and he goes through the same destructive habits he’s had for years. He throws you against the wall and bites your neck until the skin beneath his teeth burns with angry red. He leaves several bruises like that on you, and when he decides he’s done, he tries to go down on you. You’ve known him long enough to know when he’s upset, and you grab his shoulders to stop him from going any further. By the end of the night he’s shaking in your arms, sobbing into your chest and saying the same words over and over again: “I don’t want to lose you. Please. Don’t leave me.”

Damien- He doesn’t realize what that twisted feeling in his gut is till it’s in too deep. Guilt mixes with his jealousy, and he can’t find it in his heart to tell you. It eats away at him slowly, and over time, he starts throwing more and more subtle hints at you. It started with a bouquet of I love you flowers with a lone, purple I’m sorry hyacinth buried in there, and ended with a bouquet of yellow at your doorstep one night. Yellow hyacinths, christmas roses with long, yellow centers, and a single yellow rose. The overwhelming joy of the color contrasted sharply with the meaning of the flowers themselves. Damien laid in his bed when he arrived home, believing you wouldn’t pick up on the meaning of the bouquet for a while- but to his surprise, you show up at his door and envelope him in a soft embrace. Damien feels embarrassed because he’s only wearing PJs and his hair is messy, but you tell him you don’t mind, laying in his bed and reassuring him that he’s the one you love.

Craig- He did increasingly stupid things to get your attention , like taking fast U turns and giving you bad whiplash. The dumbest thing he did happened on a late night after the girls won a big softball game. Most of the people in the stands were gone, and only a few members of the team were still there. Craig was… talking to the moms? Talking to them? You feel a lump form in your throat as you watch a mom feel Craig’s bicep, and he… doesn’t shake her off. Your jaw tightens. The moms make increasingly flirty advances and, after five minutes of him ignoring you, you take off and drive home. Craig shows up at your door exactly a minute after you walked through it. You get in an argument right there at your doorstep. All he can do is say, “How does it feel to be the jealous one this time?” Your heart aches when you hear his voice crack. He steps inside and he holds on to you like you’re a rock and he’s trying not to be swept away. You lay in your bed with him just like that, pressing kisses to his forehead, calling him an idiot, and reassuringly massaging his head.

Joseph- Not really a jealous person, or… at least that’s what he thought. He remembers the day he dumped you vividly in his mind- he said he wanted to work on his marriage. In all honesty, nothing had changed since then except you. After a week or so of hiding yourself in your house, you started to go out again. You started seeing one of the other Dads. Joseph didn’t realize how much it bothered him until he saw you kiss him- open armed, trusting- trust that you could never give Joseph again. You moved on. He hasn’t.

Mat- He tries very, very, very hard not to be aggressive or assertive when people hit on you at concerts. Mat tries to be understanding. It happens. People get drunk, see someone attractive, and try to pry them away from their boyfriend that they are holding hands with. They flirt with people even though they are totally, completely taken. Very obviously taken. Up until this point, he’s been passive enough to calmly walk away and take you home. But this? He can’t take it anymore. This has to be the third person that’s hit on you today. You’re helping him out at the Coffee Spoon because Pablo couldn’t make it. As soon as the person you’re taking orders from asks for your phone number, Mat walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist. You turn around and kiss his forehead. As small as the gesture was, it made his heart leap.

Hugo- It happens at a wrestling match. By some kind of black magic coincidence, you end up on the kiss cam. Again. It happens almost every time you go, because every time you go, you end up buying the same seats in the same section. This time, though, Hugo looks up to the camera and sees... you... and the girl sitting next to you. His heart drops when he sees the girl smile and look at you, then it promptly explodes when you lean over your arm rest and kiss him on the cheek instead. For the entire rest of the match, Hugo’s face is bright red. You’re walking outside the venue and into the mostly empty parking lot now. When you get to the car, Hugo pulls you into an embrace. He tells you how upset that made him feel, seeing you and the girl like that, but you reassure him- he’s not just any genuine wrestle boy. He’s your genuine wrestle boy.

Brian- There aren’t very many cases where people flirt with you. Brian is almost always by your side, arm slung around your shoulders or your waist. He’s a very outgoing person, and because of that, he tends to intimidate people enough to ward them off. One night, though, you’re at a barbecue at Joseph’s place. There’s several women there that you don’t recognize. Once they get shot down by Craig, a few of them make their way over to you. You have no idea they’re flirting until Brian comes up next to you and places his hand on your back. He starts talking in the way that he does, except he’s talking about you. How good you are at fishing. How your brownie recipe is the best in the world. How much Maxwell, his dog, loves you. You’ve never seen people excuse themselves so fast before.

#robert small #damien bloodmarch #craig cahn #joseph christiansen #mat sella #hugo vega #brian harding #ddadds #dream daddy #robert #damien #craig #joseph #mat #hugo #brian

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“Hey Damien!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Player Dad!

#my immortal #damien bloodmarch #damien #joseph #joseph christiansen

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Mat and Damien with a really anxious s/o?

writing this in 2nd person is gonna be fun  - dad dan

Mat- Mat is a nervous person. You remember when he said “I am so afraid of all of these people” when you first went to a concert with him. You never wanted him to be scared or nervous around you, so you decided not to tell him about your anxiety… but there was only so long you could keep it a secret. The day he found out about it was when you went to a concert with him- both of you ended up in the pit, and you were hit with a wave of anxiety. When Mat saw you shaking, he put his arms around your waist and guided you out of the crowd. Mat was scared. He had no idea what was going on, so he took a few moments to calm down. After a minute he finally recognized the signs of an anxiety attack. Mat took you outside of the venue- you were still shaking, but it felt better to be outside in an open space. He decides it would be best to take you home. Mat lays down on the couch and you settle in between his arms. He holds you close and tells you everything’s gonna be okay, reassures you that he’s not mad about leaving the concert early, and asks you to tell him if you ever feel that way again… because he never wants you to be nervous around him, either.

Damien- You were very insecure about your anxiety. Any time you tried to tell him about it, your voice got stuck in your throat. Over time, Damien started to pick up on your behavior. He talked to you about it one day, making sure you were comfortable enough to tell him about it. Since then Damien was always prepared for when you had bad days. Damien is familiar with anxiety- he used to have it pretty bad a while ago, and he’s helped Lucien get through panic attacks before. Damien is very good at calming you down. It’s as though he knows you better than you do: he picks up on your anxiety before you know it’s there, and he can tell when you’re uncomfortable in a situation. Whenever you’re stressed he takes you to his garden where you both sit in serene silence, his arm around your waist, your head on his shoulder.

#damien bloodmarch #mat sella #ddadds #dream daddy #anxiety

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a fic about craig/dadsona’s college days! check it out <3 -dad alex

it’s up, babes. almost 4,000 words cause i love y’all and that’s just the first chapter.

#craig #craig cahn #dadsona

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Quick doodles of upcoming dream daddy charms ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Will be up on my shop soon!

#joseph christiansen #joseph #hugo vega #hugo #mat sella #mat #robert small #robert #craig cahn #craig #brian harding #brian #damien bloodmarch #damien

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I headcanon that Ernest would eventually tone down his "delinquet" act and come around to appreciate his dad after making a friend who isn't a rival-type friend like Lucien, a friend who is soft and nice. Then Ernest falls for them, cleaning up his act and asking Lucien to cover up his acne before asking his friend out on a date. He just needs a good influence boyfriend/girlfriend

this sounds cute as h*ck

-dad dan

#ernest vega #ernest #ddadds #dream daddy #headcanon #cakeicing99 #asks

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-dad alex

Can I please have ALL the Hugo headcanons?? PLEASE??? Because he is so painfully underappreciated!

LONG POST LONG POST

- when he sleeps he likes having something to hold on to. before he met the Dad he used to wake up to himself spooning a pillow or his bunched up blanket. now hugo wakes up to himself clinging onto the Dad, always the big spoon. he drools a bit too, and sometimes he leaves some on the Dad’s shirt. hugo gets really embarassed about it, but the Dad finds it really cute. sometimes when the Dad wakes up before hugo he watches him sleep. it’s adorable, cause hugo sleeps with his mouth open a little bit and he kinda snores but its a really soft snore. on days that hugo has to wake up early and go to work, he stares back. the Dad is awake and knows hugo’s looking at him, but he never mentions it because he thinks it’s cute that hugo thinks he’s cute and….. a h ! aha ahhhhh ! h! also it’s the biggest struggle for the Dad to not open his eyes or smile when hugo tries to untangle their limbs without ‘waking the Dad up’. it’s cute how clumsy he is cause he’s so tired in the mornings.

- he’s absolutely terrible at giving directions. he can’t figure out how to read road maps because the font is So Damn Small, and whenever he uses the GPS on his phone to help someone drive, he talks over it. “Take a right turn in 0.4-” “OKAY I THINK IT’S ASKING YOU TO TURN RIGHT”. the Dad is exasperated. hugo is embarrassed. this is why he likes to be the one that drives

- hugo likes romance novels. not even the good ones. you know when you walk into barnes and noble and they have that really cringey romance novel section? you know the ones, the books with like a generic white guy’s abs as the cover? yeah. those ones. he picked one up one day and… at first he made fun of the book, and he read it just to laugh at it, but before he knew it he was invested. he can’t stop reading them. he’s reading the entire Billionaire Bachelors series and no one can save him

- hugo likes the house cold. he has to be freezing 24/7 to feel comfortable. ernest likes it hot, but he doesn’t know how to use the thermostat. he has given up and wears hoodies around the house. tensions are high

- hugo was the wrestling team captain at his high school. he was a huge muscle boy and the entire team loved him. he was really really good at it, but then one match in his junior or senior year a guy from their rival school broke his arm and he never did get back into it. years and years later, he’s a bit nervous, but he uses some of the old moves he knew back in high school, the moves that made his team choose him as the team captain, when he wrestles you on the third date because…. he really wants to impress you. take a moment and imagine how happy he was when you kissed him (if you say ur bitch ass tapped out you’re lying). imagine how speechless he was. let this man be happy

- hugo is fluent in spanish and one day you’re like… “talk dirty to me in spanish, babe.” hugo gets really flustered cause it’s been a while since he’s done anything like that, but he starts talking to you in spanish cause he wants to make you happy. you’re getting really hot about it and he’s literally just… reciting nonfiction literature cause he has no fucken clue what to say

- u know how in damien’s third date hugo adopts duchess? well he’s really afraid of big dogs, but he wanted to make ernest happy. but duchess…… loves him. duchess jumps up on him whenever he comes home and gets really excited and licks his face. duchess tries to sleep in hugo’s bed, but hugo is still scared of this big woofer and wont let her anywhere near his bed. ernest thinks this is hilarious. one morning hugo wakes up and…….. he’s spooning duchess. in his bed. ernest is in the doorway taking pictures. it never ends

#ok ok i know this is from my main blog but its so..... #important..... #f uck #hugo #ernest

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Honestly I'd love anything with Brian he's my fav and there really isn't a lot of him :(

“brian is one of my faves…. hes so big and soft and i wanna squeeze him. here’s some fluff. ur name is Dadsona. -dad dan

based off of this prompt

Dadsona worked from home often, so he never really talked about his day. It seemed pretty obvious to Brian what he did all day anyways- take calls, work on his laptop, all that boring stuff. 

Brian never wanted to press Dadsona to talk about it. He knew Dadsona’s job stressed him out. Whenever Brian came home, he would usually find him asleep on the couch or still working.

Brian never worried about it. The house was always in one piece by the time he got home, so he had no reason to worry.

Sometimes, though, Brian wondered.

And Brian wondered on the wrong day.

He got off of work early- he finished a client’s deck sooner than he had expected, and sooner than he told Dadsona he’d be home.

Brian thought about stopping at Home Depot to pick up a few things, but instead of taking the turn to the store, he found himself driving home and walking through the front door. 

Halfway into calling his name, he sees Dadsona. On the floor. Sitting next to an open bottle of Jack Daniels and an empty glass, singing softly to the music playing on the radio.

“…Maxwell?”

His corgi was dressed up in a Thor costume, one that Daisy had bought for him during Halloween several years ago. They couldn’t get it on him back then, but for some reason, Maxwell sat still aside for his butt wagging violently as Dadsona zipped up the outfit.

“Babygirl, ‘whas yo name?” Dadsona hummed the lyrics and swayed dangerously to the right. He caught himself before he fell over, slightly confused for a moment before grabbing the next piece to the costume. 

Maxwell looks so excited. He has no idea what’s going on.

“Lemme talk to ya, lemme buy you a drink…” he trails off as he struggles with the cape, trying to put it on backwards.

Brian can’t contain his laughter anymore. He keels over and closes the door behind him.

Dadsona looks up, just now noticing that Brian came home. Maxwell barks and whines loudly when Brian sits down next to them, ready to Receive Attention. He leaps into Brian’s arms, leaving Dadsona pouting and dogless.

The music picks up a little and Dadsona seems to remember what he was doing. Brian can’t stop looking at him. He looks adorable. 

“I got money in the bank, shawty, what you think bout that?” Dadsona scoots closer to Brian and rests his head on his shoulder as he clips the cape on Maxwell. 

Maxwell didn’t like that. He’s rolling on the floor now.

“We in the bed like- M-Maxwell! We still gotta… the helmet.” He lurches forward to try and grab the corgi, but Brian puts his arm around Dadsona’s waist to keep him from falling on his dog.

Dadsona didn’t like being pulled back, but he relaxed into Brian’s arms anyways, soaking in his boyfriend’s warmth.

Brian presses a kiss to the top of his head. “Let me help.” But by the time he looked up, Maxwell had already run off to go roll around on the floor somewhere else.

Dadsona didn’t seem to notice. He has his eyes closed, cheek pressed against Brian’s shoulder.

“I’m glad you’re having fun working from home,” Brian says after taking a few moments to look at Dadsona’s sleepy face.

Dadsona’s eyes open. He’s offended. He sits up, trying to defend himself.

“I, we… Robert!” He points at the Jack Daniels bottle like he was accusing it of murder. “That!”

Brian sighs softly, trying to calm him down by rubbing his back. “So the Jack Daniels told you to go into the closet, find Maxwell’s Thor costume, and dress him up?”

Dadsona’s face is red.

“I-I’m gettin there, babe. Hold on.” He grabs the Jack Daniels bottle and holds it up. “Robert. He came over for a sec to say ‘thanks for mowing the lawn that one time’.” Brian knows for a fact that he didn’t mow Robert’s lawn because he was actually the one that did it, but he lets Dadsona continue. 

“He left it with me ‘cause I told him I only drink fruity drinks. It’s not fair, Brian. It’s gross. I don’t wanna drink it. Didn’t touch it. Look at it.” Dadsona said ‘look’ as though Brian could absorb the taste just by staring at it. 

Brian takes the bottle from Dadsona’s flailing hands before he could spill it, laughing to himself. He sets it down on the coffee table.

He can’t get over how cute Dadsona looks- face flushed pink, an irritated expression on his face. “Yeah, it… sure looks gross.” The bottle is half empty.  

Dadsona throws his arms up. “I know!” The motion causes him to fall into Brians lap. He twists his body around so he can look up at him. “And- and Maxwell. He told me to do it, Brian.”

He runs his fingers through Dadsona’s hair. “Right.”

Dadsona jolts, trying to sit up. “No! Brian, he told me.”

At this, Brian gets up and lifts Dadsona off the ground. He presses his lips to his forehead again and carries him to the bedroom.

“Wh-Where are you taking me?”

“Shhh. You need some sleep.”

Brian finds himself laying in bed after a few protests and insistent tugs on his shirt. He feels gross and sweaty from working in the sun, but Dadsona doesn’t seem to mind, wrapping his legs around Brian and laying his head on his chest.

Dadsona’s never gonna live this down.

#brian harding #dream daddy #ddadds #brian #dadsona/brian #dadsona/brian harding