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imethirdperson · 1 hour
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imethirdperson · 9 hours
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sorry bro i can't come out tonight i already have plans with some of the guys to contemplate the infinite dignity of the human being
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imethirdperson · 9 hours
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yeah
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imethirdperson · 14 hours
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I think one of the most triggering things I encounter anymore is someone demanding undue intimacy of me.
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imethirdperson · 15 hours
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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imethirdperson · 1 day
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has anyone ever noticed how theres absolutely nothing to say 🤔
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imethirdperson · 1 day
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>be born
>try to be a "good person"
>morality is determined by social actors with their own motivations and access to power
>goodness is merely a shifting social approximation with no precise center or meaning
>still try to be a "good person"
>get punished anyways
>die
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imethirdperson · 1 day
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I really wish--h I really wish
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imethirdperson · 2 days
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Mow
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imethirdperson · 2 days
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Things i learned as a child that probably no one intended to teach me
To grown-ups, being bad at stuff is a sin. Forgetting stuff is the worst sin of all, and also doesn’t exist - it is widely believed (and your behaviour will be interpreted thusly) that in some Freudian sense, it is impossible to forget things if you care about them or their consequences or the people who care about those things.
Your being happy and enjoying what you do doesn’t matter. All that matters is whether you are Fulfilling Your Potential.
Human beings do not require rest outside of sleep. Thinking that you do is called ‘being lazy’.
Who you show physical affection to is a matter of politeness and social protocol, and has nothing to do with your own desires
It is rude to inform people of your preferences, even if they seem to care about catering to them and therefore might find this useful information.
Etiquette centres around doing things in especially awkward, skilful and time-consuming ways in order to demonstrate superiority over people who aren’t able to keep up.
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imethirdperson · 2 days
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if you’re lucky enough to live in the mountains, you’re lucky enough.
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imethirdperson · 3 days
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imethirdperson · 3 days
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dungeon meshi characters as various thing (possibly part 1/? idk yet)
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imethirdperson · 3 days
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Life Giver
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imethirdperson · 3 days
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falin holding cat!izutsumi like jesus holding a lamb
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imethirdperson · 3 days
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