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321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (3/?)

#321 penguins #the first series #jason t. conrad #michelle francis conrad #zidgel #midgel #fidgel #kevin #grandmum

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321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (2/?)

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #midgel #fidgel #kevin #sol #lizard king #the lizard king #jason t. conrad #michelle francis conrad

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321 Penguins as troubled birds quotes (1/?)

#321 penguins #the first series #grandmum #uncle blobb #zidgel #midgel #fidgel #kevin #jason t. conrad #michelle francis conrad

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Fidgel: Captain, we need to talk about your professionalism.

Zidgel, standing on a chair: Those are bold words coming from someone standing in lava!

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #fidgel #source: unknown #i'm sorry about my inactivity here #real life shit got in the way

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I didn't fuck Midgel. I didn't cum on Midgel. I didn't put my dick anywhere near Midgel. I've never done anything weird with Midgel.

Zidgel

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #source: twitter

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321 Penguins as Vines Part 2!

No one asked for this but here you go anyways.

Zidgel: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday, so now I take Adderall, haha!

Kevin: I wanna be a cowboy baby... I wanna be a cowboy baby!

Michelle: Get the orange soda, it's amazing!

Jason: Okay, I'll have the strawberry soda.

Midgel: Put Gerard back!

Cavitus: I wanna be a yo-yo man he cried, make me a yo-yo man! But the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing.

Fidgel: Stop, I coulda dropped my croisont!

Zidgel: People say I can't do what I love without college... I don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!

Gandmum: Welp, when life gives you lemons..

Kevin: I'm gonna munch, I'm gonna crunch!

Cavitus: My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush..

Sol: Hey Scotty, Jesus, man!

Zidgel: Dear diary, today I couldn't find my diary so I'm writing this on both of my Kung Fu Panda 2 DVDs.

Fidgel: Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. I was too busy blocking out the haters.

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #midgel #fidgel #kevin #baron von cavitus #sol #michelle frances conrad #jason t. conrad #grandmum

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321 Penguins as Vines!

Midgel: Road work ahead?! Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does..

Kevin: Happy Crimus! It's Crismun! Merry Chrysler!

Fidgel: ... Hi, welcome to Chili's.

Jason: Mother trucker, dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick!

Zidgel: Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?!

Michelle: It's an avacado... Thaaanks!

Cavitus: Oh hi, thanks for checking in, I'm still a piece of garbage!

Jason: Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla!

Zidgel: Yo, how much money do you have?

Kevin: 69 cents.

Zidgel: AYE, you know what that means!

Kevin: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets..

Grandmum: Welcome to bible study. We're all children of Jesus.. Kumbaya my Lord!

Michelle: Sleep? I don't know about sleep... It's summertime!

Grandmum: You ain't go to bed?

Michelle: Awe, she caught me.

Midgel: Later mom. What's up? Me and my boys are going to go see Uncle Kracker - GIVE ME MY HAT BACK JORDAN! DO YOU WANNA GO SEE UNCLE KRACKER OR NO!?

Fidgel: That is not correct, because according to the encyclopedia of PPUHOEPPHH-

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #midgel #fidgel #kevin #jason t. conrad #michelle frances conrad #grandmum #baron von cavitus

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Midgel: Did you just fall?

Fidgel: No, I was simply checking to see if gravity still works.

#321 penguins #the first series #midgel #fidgel #source: unknown

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Yeah, you're pleasuring yourself to a Rugrats porno, live with it.

Nahilba

#321 penguins #team humboldt #nahilba #my oc stuff #source: the cinema snob

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'what are the chances of EVERYONE in a group of friends being queer' You do realize that we all tend to flock together like penguins huddling for warmth in a cold, heteronormative world, right?

Zidgel

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #source: tumblr

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Um, why is my bathroom full of sheep?

Midgel

#321 penguins #the first series #midgel #source: veggietales

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Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back?

Aleera

#321 penguins #the first series #aleera #my oc stuff #source: dragon age origins

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I'm still waiting for my hug! Come on, don't be shy!

Zidgel

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #source: sf debris

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In case you need to know why activity on this blog has stagnated, that’s because #1: I was running out of incorrect quote ideas, and #2: I didn’t want to spam the 321 penguins tag with these posts.

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Zidgel: I appreciate that you knew I was talking about my penis, but punching it isn't gonna make it feel better.

Zidgel: (gets punched in groin) Ow! Fucker!

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #source: the cinema snob

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Zidgel: Malfunction, Fidgel?

Fidgel: Negative, Captain. All equipment functioning properly.

Zidgel: Then kindly tell me what happened to the stars.

#321 penguins #the first series #zidgel #fidgel #source: star trek the original series

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I have been falling for thirty minutes!

Midgel

#321 penguins #the first series #midgel #source: thor ragnarok