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Connie: How would you like a girl to let you know she's interested in you?

Jason: I would want her to say she's interested in me.

Connie: Flat out, just like that?

Jason: Well, she could work her way up to it. Start by telling me how intelligent, handsome, funny, and charming I am.

Bernard: So the girl should lie.

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Jason, in the hospital after being shot: At first I was really scared. Then when I realized it was just a shoulder wound, I calmed down. Actually, I passed out, but I did it calmly.

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Bill: I don't wanna brag, but I have a lot of experience with women being mad at me.

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Jason: [to everyone at a party] do you guys ever think about dying?

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George: Before you say anything, Jimmy, I want to tell you, I don't want to hear it. Can't you give your mother and me five minutes of peace?

Jimmy: You know what? You can have the rest of the day because I've given up. I'm not gonna have any fun anyway so why try?

George: As long as we're on the same page.

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Connie: Well let's not just sit around wasting time eating chocolate. Let's do something constructive.

Jules: Do you want to eat some ice cream?

Connie: That's not a bad idea.

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Eugene: That's a bullet hole. That's a bullet hole in your suit!

Jason: It grazed my arm.

Eugene: Did you get shot?

Jason: I'm a little shot.

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Eugene [leaving a movie theatre]: I'm merely stating that given that the film was based on a Jules Verne novel, they could pay at least cursory attention to scientific plausibility.

Katrina: I believe it's meant for children, Eugene.

Eugene: Precisely. You wouldn't want them to go through life with a distorted understanding of physics.

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Not a quote, but I just learned that Chris Anthony Lansdowne, host of Adventures in Odyssey, was the voice of Barbie toys and games in the 90s!

She sure was!

Also I just saw the Barbie movie. It was very fun. Margaret Faye would have loved it lmao.

#ask

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Whit [answering the door]: Monty, what are you doing here? You know you're not supposed to leave the hospital. You're still recovering from the coma.

Monty: What recovery? I'm back 100%, knock wood.

Monty [knocks on wooden door]: Come in.

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Jason [on an unofficial mission]: We're going to be on camera the moment we set foot in there.

Eugene: But remember my plan where we don't.

#lol wait i just realized i posted this on the wrong blog #lmao #oops #incorrect adventures in odyssey quotes #adventures in odyssey #jason whittaker #eugene meltsner #source: dollhouse

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Whit: Connie, please don't talk about things you don't understand.

Eugene: But then she'd never say anything.

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Connie: Here you go, guys, the perfect after dinner treat: a nice dish of Jell-O.

Bernard: I hate Jell-O. If God wanted peaches suspended in mid-air he would've filled them with helium.

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Connie: This watch is broken.

June: Bill gave me that watch for our wedding anniversary.

Connie: Well the marriage never worked, why should the watch?

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Bernard: I always wondered why blessings wore disguises. If I were a blessing, I'd run around naked.

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Wooton: Back in Alaska, there was this shepherd boy who tended his flock on the hill above the town. A wolf kept coming down and stealing his sheep, but the boy never caught him doing it. Because he never saw it happening, he became known around town as the boy who *didn't* cry wolf. Anyway, one day the townspeople heard the boy on the hill yelling "Wolf, wolf." Well, they all figured, if the boy never cried "Wolf" when the wolf *was* there, if he yelled "Wolf" now, it stood to reason the wolf *wasn't* there.

Bernard: Boy, nothing gets by you people.

Wooton: That's right. It was a bear. A huge ferocious grizzly bear.

Bernard: [impatiently] What happened to the boy?

Wooton: He became known as the boy who cried continuously.

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Eugene: You're not going to believe what happened. I met my father!

Whit: He's alive?

Connie: He's in Odyssey?

Bernard: He's an earthling?

#incorrect adventures in odyssey quotes #adventures in odyssey #Eugene Meltsner #whit #connie kendall #bernard walton #source: golden girls