incorrect-ez-crew

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Rebecca: ...

Weisz: Hey, you look like you're thinking really hard, what's on your mind?

Rebecca: If you put pizza on top of another pizza you'll have two pizzas but if you put lasagna on top of another lasagna it's still only one lasagna

Weisz: ...

Weisz: Well, shit

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #rebecca bluegarden #weisz steiner #source: twitter

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Rebecca: *narrating* And here we see the endangered Weisz Steiner in its natural habitat

Weisz: *trips and falls down right on his face*

Rebecca: Natural selection is coming for this specimen

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #rebecca bluegarden #weisz steiner #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Weisz: Has anyone told you that you're really fucking annoying?

Shiki: No...

Weisz: Good, I didn't want to fight anyone today

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #shiki granbell #steinbell

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Jinn: Look me in the eyes and tell me you don't have feelings for my sister

Homura: *looking lovingly at Kleene across the room* I don't have feelings for you sister

Jinn: Homura, you are nowhere near my eyes

#edens zero #kleemura #kris rutherford #jinn #homura kougetsu #kleene rutherford #incorrect quotes #source: new girl

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Weisz: No, absolutely not

Shiki:

Weisz: What did I say about batting your eyelashes on me?

Shiki: *sadly* "That only works on Rebecca"

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #shiki granbell #rebecca bluegarden #shicca #steinbell

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Witch: And what do we say when we feel like that?

Sister Ivry: My sadness is chronic but my ass is iconic

Witch: No-

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #witch regret #sister ivry #source: twitter

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Weisz: Come on, how long has it been since you dated someone?

Jinn:

Weisz: Are you mad I asked that?

Jinn: No, I'm just trying to remember

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #kris rutherford #source: desperate housewives

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Homura: You're obsessed with yourself!

Kurenai: And you're not? Sad. Tragic.

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #homura kougetsu #kurenai kougetsu #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Weisz: Is this legal?

Sister: When Witch is not around, everything's legal!

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #sister ivry #witch regret #source: gravity falls

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Weisz: You guys don't think I'll still be alone at 50, do you?

Kleene: Aw, come on, don't say that!

Kris: Yeah, don't be ridiculous, you're not gonna make it to 50

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #kleene rutherford #kris rutherford #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Rebecca: You call it 'being really bad at darts', I call it Freestyle Acupuncture!

Weisz: Rebecca they are going to kick us out of this bar-

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #weisz steiner #rebecca bluegarden #source: twitter

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Hermit: I have a bad feeling about this

Homura: What do you mean?

Hermit: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you doing something is going to get you in trouble?

Homura: No

Hermit:

Hermit: That actually explains so much

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #hermit mio #homura kougetsu #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Shiki: Jinn, there's someone I want you to meet!

Jinn: No, thank you, I know enough people

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #shiki granbell #kris rutherford #jinn #source: twitter

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Shiki: *to Weisz* You're the kind of person people write songs about!

Weisz: Really?

Laguna: Yeah, "Stupid Hoe" by Nicki Minaj

#incorrect quotes #edens zero #shiki granbell #weisz steiner #laguna husert #steinbell #weiszguna #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Sister: That shampoo brand that says "no tears" is bullshit! I got some in my eyes the other day and I swear I'll never see straight again!

Hermit: I don't think you ever saw 'straight' but pop off I guess

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #hermit mio #sister ivry #source: tumblr

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Laguna: Just tell Shiki and Rebecca you like them, what's the worst that could happen?

Weisz: I'm glad you asked! I've got million different horrible scenarios in my head and written down-

#incorrect quotes #edens zero #weisz steiner #laguna husert #shiki granbell #rebecca bluegarden #bluebellstein #steinbell #weicca #shicca #source: twitter

[incorrect-ez-crew]

Shiki: But why would someone want to hurt Weisz?

Sister Ivry: Maybe because they met him?

#edens zero #incorrect quotes #shiki granbell #sister ivry #weisz steiner #source: game of thrones