Weiss: Oh, a spider! Save me Ruby Rose! *playfully falls into her arms* I have a dress made of the finest silk from Tralalala Land.
Ruby: *holding her close* I'd like to see you in a silk dress.
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Wei Wuxian: Why are you always in such a foul mood?
Jiang Cheng: Experience.
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Jason: You shouldn’t insult people who are bigger than you.
Damian: Then I wouldn’t get to insult anyone!
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Bill: Why are you always in such a foul mood?
12: Experience.
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Y/N: Natasha has a good heart.
Clint: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at her good heart.
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Incorrect Loki Quotes [201/?]
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Gabriel: you’re a jerk
Sam: you know, you shouldn't insult people that are bigger than you
Gabriel: then I wouldn't get to insult anyone
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Vere: So, what's your take on him?
MC: Who?
Vere: Don't play coy, you know exactly who I'm talking about.
MC: ...I think he has a good heart.
Vere: Yes, I've seen you staring at his "good heart."
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Yelena: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Kate: That’s not a lot of inches.
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Ruby: I have a beauty waiting for me back in Vale, if I ever get there. White hair, blue eyes, shortest woman you've ever seen. Almost as short as you.
Neo: *holding up a sign* Weiss Schnee?
Ruby: You know her?
Neo: You're with Weiss fucking Schnee!?
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Daphne: I think Simon has a good heart.
Eloise: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at his good heart.
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Nie Mingjue: You shouldn't insult people who are taller than you.
Jin Guangyao: Then I'd never get to insult anyone.
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Flug: Wait... you're in love with Demencia!? Our Demencia!? The Demencia!? This Demencia!? *points at Demencia trying to bite her toenails off with her teeth*
Dark Phantom, happily: Yes!!
Flug, trying to save the poor simp from burning all of his money: You do realize she's obsessively in love with BlackHat to the point of no reasoning right?
Ghoul: That's what I told him.
Dark Phantom, ignores: Well yeah... But I am sure that I have a chance with her once I become more evil and she sees how much of an amazing, cool, successful, respected, and powerful Villain I've become. Plus I think I'm slowly making progress. I mean did you see the way she was looking at me at yesterday's meeting!
Flug: Like she wants to rip you apart and eat your liver?!
Dark Phantom: [happy gasp] You DO see it!!
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Nancy: I think Steve has a good heart.
Robin: Yes, I’ve noticed you staring at his good heart.
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