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[oneshlut]

Overjoyed (Dr. Flug x Reader) [Headcanons]

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Summary: General Dr. Flug crushing and confessing headcanons

VERY rarely experiences love. This is very new to him, so he will NOT recognize it the first few months he has a crush

Will think of you as a really close friend! At least, he thinks so. He may get a bit more insecure because he thinks you're a better person than him

If you treat him like a normal person and like.. don't bully him??-- He will get attached. I don't think he's recieved affection in a hot minute

You, overall as a person, fascinate him. How can someone be so kind, smart, witty, good-looking (in a totally platonic way), AND care for him? Part of him thinks you're not real. Don't worry, he just hasn't experienced love that often to know what admiration is

He doesn't understand why he gets so nervous around you. He's not scared of you at all, not like he is around Blackhat--you were, in fact, the opposite of him. So why was he getting all fidgety and jumpy around you? It didn't make sense how he could feel so comfortable around a person, yet still feel so anxious all the while

Over time, he becomes a bit protective over you without really knowing it. He'll push you out of his lab when he's doing a dangerous experiment, or will give you the easiest job on missions (besides 5.0.5.'s). He tries to refrain himself from acting this way sometimes, he doesn't want you to feel like you're incompetent in any way--all his intention was to keep you safe! And now he's spiraling because he doesn't know why he feels so protective over you

Sometimes you'll compliment him, and he feels as if Blackhat himself just told him he did a great job on a mission. Except, this time his heart was beating faster, his palms were more sweaty than usual, it felt stuffy inside his mask, and-- ..Goddammit, why is he getting so nervous again?? He then realizes he hasn't responded to you yet, and mutters a small 'thank you' that made him sound a lot less confident he wished he could've sounded

Eventually, he got sick of it. He needed to find out what the hell was going on. So imagine his mini panic attack when he googles 'why is my heart beating so fast', and Google tells him his heart is failing

It's not like he doesn't know what love is, no, far from it. He's seen his average romcoms (and hated them), he knows what love should be like. Hell, he knows the entire chemical formula for the damn feeling. He was just never able to understand what others felt when they said they were 'in love'. Until now.

For him, it was unbelievably weird to have his heart race for someone that wasn't out of fear. Honestly, he.. liked the feeling. If it weren't for how he reacted to it.

Dr. Flug wasn't this nervous around you before. Normally, not at all. When you hung out at his lab, he would ramble on and on about his inventions, only checking in every few minutes to make sure you weren't getting bored of him or anything. But now, knowing his feelings for you, he feels horribly nervous around you. This affects every little thing he does, and he hates it.

When you hang out with Flug now, he realizes how truly lucky he is for you to even do more than just glance over him. Him? Why him? Why not spend your time with anyone else..?

Then he realizes you actually care about him. His existence. He isn't.. invisible to you. And suddenly he's over the moon.

Right--about the way Flug acts around you. Every conversation you have with him suddenly has this weird air around it. You could tell he was more nervous than.. well, usual, but whenever you asked he just waved it off as some upcoming mission or invention he still had to work on. You'd normally decide not to dwell on it too much.

On his end, he thought he was doing everything horribly wrong in front of you. "Catch you on the flip side"??? When has he ever said something like that?! Not to mention his stammering practically increased by 5 times its normal amount, as he was fumbling over most words in every single sentence he dared mutter around you. If he wasn't talking, he was tripping over his untied shoelaces (he almost always had them tied, god, what happened to his schedule-?) or spilling some important chemical all over his workspace.

Overall, he was more fidgety than normal, and he hated it. It made him want to tear his bag out. Why couldn't he just be normal around you? Now he's just worse than he ever was. All his attempts of impressing you were down the drain at this point. But at least he hasn't completely drawn you away--I mean, you still liked hanging out with him! At least, he thinks you like spending time with him.. Part of him is still just the slightest bit insecure.

His worry for you has increased when you go on missions with him now. Part of him wants to just keep you in the hat ship so you don't get involved in something messy, but he knows that would be unfair for you. Flug just worries about you getting hurt, is all. He tries to focus on you a bit more during missions to make sure you're doing alright, but sometimes this just causes him to fuck up even more in front of you. Way to go, Flug. He suddenly feels as if his engineering and villainy PhDs didn't really do that much for him in the long run.

As we all know, Dr. Flug is far from someone to act on feelings. He acts on his logic, most of the time at least. With this in mind, he is the last person you'd think of as someone who would confess their feelings to someone. In all honesty, even if he did muster up the courage to try, he would pass out on the spot. So, he just tries to wait it out until this crush subsides. Spoiler alert: it doesn't!

Right, right--so, since he probably won't ever come clean about his feelings to you, you'll probably eventually just have to confess yourself. Unless Flug slips up one day and accidentally says he loves you in one of his long-winded rambles, in which would make a very awkward situation.

Under the circumstances that you do confess to him first, he.. well, Flug won't believe you at first. You've probably just gotten yourself mixed in with one of Demencia's pranks. A bit cruel, but nothing he couldn't handle. He will have to talk to Demencia later though, she's been getting on his nerves lately.. And besides, the whole spiel of you actually liking him, caring for him, and wanting to be with him? Yeah, okay.

So he laughs. And then he realizes you're serious. Oh. You're serious.. Oh.

Ohhhhhh crap. Okay! So you like him. It was.. It didn't feel real. But it was. And now that same feeling came back to him, the one where he feels his hands getting sweatier, his bag getting stuffier, and.. a new symptom. His legs turned flimsy, and could now just barely hold his body. He leaned onto his desk for support. If only he could see how red his bag was at the time.

And yes, you were able to calm him down, but even as the day progressed, Flug still couldn't swallow the situation. He laid in his bed unmoving, still, and.. awake. He couldn't get his mind off of anything that had happened that afternoon. He's probably pinched himself at least 6 times now, making sure he wasn't just dreaming or anything. After the 7th pinch.. yep, he wasn't.

Eventually, this surprise faded away into another new emotion.

Overjoyed.

#villainous #dr. flug #dr flug #dr. flug x reader #dr flug x reader #headcanons #x reader headcanons #x reader #villainous headcanons #villainous x reader #dr flug x reader headcanons #dr flug/reader #crush headcanons #romantic headcanons #sfw #fluff #tooth rotting fluff #no beta we die like men

[griffonsgrove]

General Dating Headcanons | Black Hat

Black Hat X Reader fandom: Villainous/Villainos words: 1132 cw: none!! enjoy! a/n: Hi hi!! ive really been wanting to do headcanons for Black Hat for a while, I'm open to asks and requests so dont be afraid to drop a suggestion in!!

(Platonic):

Black hat is by no means an easy boss. He’s ruthless, unmerciful and bitter, and you are no exception in the Eldrich’s case.

At first.

When you were first hired to be an employee at Black Hat Organization, Black Hat treats you as he would any of his other employees.

With zero respect.

He has very little tolerance for inefficiency

But you were absolutely determined to live up to his impossible expectations.

Maybe you spent a little extra time organizing his paperwork, or added a smidge more arsenic to his tea than usual (he had a sweet tooth for poison occasionally) and maybe you even bothered to dust some of his prized artifacts and tomes from his glory days as villain, making them look as new as the day he got them, and so many other things you did that seemed to make his life a little bit more stress-free.

At first, he thought nothing of it, it wasn't uncommon that his henchmen would grovel at his feet and suck up to him, it amused him really. 

But overtime the eldritch realizes that you wanted to do these little tasks. 

But why?? He was the most feared being in existence, and you went out of your way to do the smallest task to appease him. You seemed to worm your way into his thoughts, even as he sat perched at his desk in the wee hours of the night. Why were you just so…sweet! You should be cowering in fear!!

Speaking of fear, he loooooooves to scare the shit out of you, popping up when you least expect, out of the shadows, morphing into some unspeakable abomination of eyes and mouths (possibly) scarring you, always got a kick out of him.

After working for him for some time you were the only one, he seemed to tolerate, you managed to do your job with little to no flaw or mistake, unlike his scientist.

Dr. Flug admittedly was slightly envious.

He’d never admit it but, Black Hat enjoys holding conversation with you from time to time. He allows you to ask questions, most of them being about all the things he had witnessed and accomplished in the eons he’s been alive. He almost admired the way your eyes lit up in wonder as he explained. Almost.

You enjoyed these little private conversations too, occasionally the demon would ask a question or two about yourself, which you would happily answer. He may show no interest on the outside, but on the inside he's curious. Something he rarely feels.

He does have a reputation to uphold however, and still threatens, yells and demeans you just as he would any of his other employees.

Gotta keep you on your toes, ya know? 

But deep down you know. You know that he secretly enjoys your company and is too stubborn to actually admit it.

You even dare to go as far and say that he was a friend. Don't let him hear you say that though.

(Romantic):

hooo boy

When I say this man is conflicted

The mere thought of love made Black Hat’s face morph into an ugly scowl, something he thought was near impossible for him to ever experience. The man had no heart for goodness's sake!

Oh, but then you had to weasel yourself into his life, his home, with your sweetness, didn't you?

Let me be clear when I say that this old man has never experienced these kinds of feelings before in his lifetime, and when he does, he thinks he’s possibly dying.

Did I also mention dramatic??

When realization dawns on him, he is absolutely floored, and the first thing he does is avoid you like the plague, which confuses you and raises a bit of concern. He rarely calls you to his office, and when he does, he avoids eye contact or just faces away from you entirely, barely acknowledging your presence.

Definitely becomes moodier, and more irritable as his feelings fester.

It’s not until you confront him one evening, when the manor is still and quiet, everyone having retreated to their respective rooms hours ago. That he finally confesses.

And being the extremely old fashioned eldritch he is, he formally asks to court you, how could you deny such a tempting proposition from the lord himself??

Of course, you say yes, why wouldn't you?? It’s an honor to be courted by Lord Black Hat!

Surprisingly, nothing changes much at first, he’s still very new to these feelings.

You both come to the agreement to keep your courtship strictly private and away from prying eyes, as I’ve said the man has a reputation to uphold.

God forbid Demencia finds out either. 

With all that being said, you both take things very slowly, which thankfully you were patient and understanding about, he's experiencing all these things for the first time.

It’s a good thing you're there to help guide him, right?

He may not have ever been in a relationship, but he isn't stupid. This demon is a straight up gentleman, and extremely chivalrous. Call it old-fashioned if you must, But the man is a charmer.

Despite his villainous persona, Black Hat shows rare moments of unexpected softness when he's alone with you.

He might not admit it, but he secretly enjoys quiet evenings, perhaps reading or just spending time together in one of his private studies. He personally enjoys reading the Necronomicon to you.

Black hat also has an uncanny ability to find and present unique, often mysterious gifts. They might be rare artifacts, darkly enchanted trinkets, or even personalized items that reflect his understanding of your tastes. You keep every single one of them.

He’s surprisingly a good listener and remembers just about anything you tell him.

Which by the way, this man spoils you.

When it comes to dates, Black Hat goes all out. He arranges extravagant, exclusive events, whether it's a candlelit dinner on a rooftop or a private screening at the manor. 

He once brought you to another dimension to view the downfall of an alien civilization, how romantic!

Black Hat, in his own twisted way, is fiercely protective over you. He might not show it overtly, but anyone who dares to even look at you with disdain will face the Eldrich’s fiery wrath.

Overall, Black Hat is surprisingly a good lover and partner. Your life never seems to be dull with him around, and you're incredulously grateful and honored to be able to see this side of him, even if it's behind closed doors. He has a hard time conveying his feelings and being vulnerable, but you're patient and understanding and eager to help guide him.

He never would have thought love was possible for him until you came along.

#villainous #villanos #black hat #dr flug #demencia #black hat x reader #black hat organization #black hat villainous #dating headcanons #villainous headcanons #Black Hat Headcanons #gender neutral reader

[paper-gold-theories]

Denial

When even Demencia thinks you're delusional. 🤣

Miss Heed's adrenaline infused rage gave her temporary super strength and was able to overpower Demencia in a choke hold and dunk her face into a punch bowl. Demencia proceeds to kick her in the face and body slams her into a pile of cake.

Honestly if Miss Heed is coming back, I kinda wanna see crazy fight scenes of her (actually fighting), between the Villainous gang, especially where she's crazy enough to take on Demencia 😂.

(original source from teen titans)

#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #goldheart #gold heart #herbert leth #villainous fanart #villainous headcanon #5.0.5 villainous #villainous 505 #villainous demencia #villainous miss heed #villainous headcanons #cecilia amanda kelly #villainous missheed #source: teen titans

[damien-leblanc]

Black Hat x Adaptor Reader

(I ain't talking about plugs)

Part 1

The alarms didn't go off in Black Hat Manor, nobody noticed you, nobody ever noticed you if that's what you wished you were an adaptor after all you could adapt to any situation needs and your need was to say hello to an old friend.

You waltzed into Black Hat's office and all Black Hat noticed was his office doors slam wide open but there was nobody behind them not Dementia, not Flug hell not even 5.0.5.

What the hell? Black Hat thought as he swiftly got up from his desk and surveyed the room when suddenly he felt two fimilair fingers walk down his neck he turned his neck to see who on earth dared to touch him but somewhere in his mind he already knew.

The minute he turned his neck you were nowhere to be seen. Black Hat scowled he would not be toyed with, "Come out you filthy cretin!" he barked seething with rage

Your chuckles echoed through the room when suddenly you appeared in front of Black Hat his eyes wide with shock "I'm back" you said simply eyes filled with joy

He quickly composed himself "Y/N? No...you're dead...this is a trick" he said his scowl deepening and his form shifting into a great heap of Black flesh, tentacles, razor blades and a frightening scowl. "I don't know how you knew y/n but you will suffer for impersonating what was mine" he said angrier than you had ever seen him in all of your 1000 years together in fact he almost looked hurt

He slashed at ripping away a chunk of your torso but you didn't even flinch instead your body quickly healed and your skin grew harder as if anticipating the next attack.

Black Hat stopped he knew y/n was the last adaptor in existence "It's you..." he said as he shifted to his regular form "It's actually you!" he pulled you close to him with his tendrils and for the first time in millennia you two embraced "You're not allowed to die ever again y/n." he said sternly

"Yes lord Black Hat" you said with a laugh

#black hat #black hat x reader #villainous x reader #villainous #villanos #villainous headcanons

[magicalgrimm]

Shout out to tiny feminine women who will shoot you if you look at them wrong gotta be my favorite gender

Anyway sketch is below and a few personal headcanons I kinda just pulled out of my ass

Headcanons-

Despite her size and appearance, bonnivet is a fierce fighter and can take on opponents several times larger than her, whether or not she has a weapon.

Nearsighted and needs glasses to see up close

She’s colorblind (because real rabbits are limited to two color vision)

Human/ alien hybrid.

OG sketch

Feel free to talk about what you would’ve done differently to redesign her.

#grimmz art #villainous #villanos #bonnivet #villainous bonnivet #character redesign #villainous headcanons #villainous redesign

[faeyuh]

day 7 of random dr flug headcanons:

dislikes meteorology and antiquities, prefers things that haven't been discovered yet in science, when it comes to machinery he probably made the AFM

#autism #villainous flug #villainous headcanons #villainous #dr flug #dr flugslys #dr flug headcanons #dr flug villainous

[mylittlegemlins]

I LOVE Villainous fandom cause is obssesed with Flug/Demencia relationship. Is like. She is running Flug with a weapon and the comments are like: aw she is worried about Flug physical health 🥺

Translate of the Demencia tip image: thank You for helping me running for My life Dementia! You are smart and I'm stupid

#villainous demencia #villainous cn #villainous headcanons #demencia #villainous #dr flug #demenzia tips #new Demenzia tip #DME XD #i'm not using Google translate this time Im SORRY #Paperlizart if you want #paperlizart friendship

[papergold-hearts]

Another papergold shipper! :o

Thank you for your rarepair service, do you have any more headcanons that you could drop? I'm a little starved for content atm.

Hmmm I have a few but their kind of basic lol

Flug and Goldheart grew up together as neighbors. I'm still playing with the idea but I can see Flugs older brother also being a scientist and was the one who gave Goldheart his power's. Which pissed Flug off even more because he created the original formula and his brother took credit for it.

Goldheart is one of the few people who has ever seen Flug without his bag. Goldheart thinks he looks adorable, even with his scars Flug glares at him.

Flug bakes, not a lot but he has a sweet tooth and it's a good way to destress.

After Sunblast comes back into the hero life and openly dates Penumbra, he and Goldheart have a heart to heart. They also become super close.

Dumb AU that I sometimes think about where Goldheart snaps and becomes a villain:

Goldheart joins BlackHats organization and in BlackHat fashion, forces Flug to be his partner. It takes three months of bickering for them to hook up, Dementcia owe Penumbra 5 bucks.

Goldheart often comes up with plans to overthrow BlackHat, Flug stops him knowing they wouldn't work.

Goldheart gets very territorial when any hero tries to get close. Same with Flug

Miss Heed actually used Goldhearts 'betrayal' as away to come back into the lime light and repair her reputation.

Goldheart is a huge flirt to Flug. Flug thinks he's trying to pick a fight, Dementcia enjoys the free show.

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That's all I got for now, I'm a little brain dead at the moment XD

#papergold #headcanons #villainous headcanons #asks

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Max Getting Ideas From One Piece

Since One Piece has arrived to finally at least getting focus on Vegapunk, I like to think that Max has been a fan of One Piece since she was little and actually was always interested in what Vegapunk was like and as an adult is still an avid fan of the series. I like to think with these few chapters she is inspired by what few things Vegapunk has created and wants them to be used in the White Hat Mansion especially the automatic food maker which she thinks she could create even more recipes to make. The automatic food maker would also be good for making orders for customers. 

Also the second invention she so would be interested in is the photonic gloves which would be useful against foes who have light powers like Illuminarrow or foes who have illusion powers. She also so sell them on the market for heroes. 

#oc headcannon #one piece mention #one piece spoilers #one piece 1062 spoilers #one piece #villainous #villainous oc #villainous headcanons #villainous oc headcannon #vegapunk #mecha max

[undertheredhood]

any dc character: *confessing something about their past they kept hidden out of fear/shame*

their batfam bff who had already known for a while and is now desperately trying to hide that they knew the truth this entire time: “oh, wow! that is so crazy, i am so sorry you had to go through that.”

#batman #batfamily #batfam #batfamily shenanigans #batfamily headcanons #they’re just trying hard to pretend they didn’t do a full background check right after meeting their teammate/friend #they get the paranoia from their dad #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #barbara gordon #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #being adopted by a furry is fun until you inherit all of his trust issues #at least he’s rich though! #random dc character: my parent is a villain and i became a hero to stop them! #batfam character: oh wow i am so shocked right now

[oneshlut]

Ok, ok ok… Can I request Yandere!Dr. Flug x Fem!Reader, please? You describe the reactions of the characters so interestingly that I wanted to write to you, but already about the yandere doctor. Thank you in advance, you are amazing.

A/N: oooh yesyes!! thank you sooo much for the compliments, they mean so much to me !! yanderes are some of my favs to write, thanks a bunches for requesting! (also, whamo! mitski ref in the title!)

Bag of Bones (Yandere!Dr. Flug x Fem!Reader) [Headcanons]

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WARNINGS: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Mentions of bl0od, d3ath, lethal injections, execution, and t0rture, Subjects like toxic relationships, kidnapp!ng, posessive/obsessive behaviors, and toxic worshipping and degrading(on his part), General dead dove contents.

Summary: Yandere headcanons for Dr. Flug with a Fem!Reader. General hcs for kidnapp!ng, crushing, etc.

Someone like Dr. Flug definitely seems harmless. Pathetic, wimpy, and afraid. Labels that have been given to him all his life. Labels that only you never assigned him. Well, he's never lived up to those names. Not completely. Underneath his trembling form hid a dangerous man, who could kill you at the snap of his fingers if he really wanted to. Not like he would! You do have to remember, though, that he still is a villain. For plenty good reason.

But, yes. I'm sorry, but the moment he realized his murderous lovesick tendencies, you've immediately set yourself up for danger. Flug would never hurt you, but he's not saying he wouldn't hurt anyone to have you.

With the baseline of knowing he is sick, twisted, and much more than he seems--lets dig more into how he behaves, shall we? He's quite tame with you at first. If you didn't know any better, Dr. Flug would be as normal as ever in your eyes. He's pretty good at bottling up his obsession. This definitely comes into play as his obsession with you grows stronger by the day.

He's unsure of his feelings towards you at first. Dr. Flug soon recognizes it as love, and he can't get enough of you. He begins with small signs, such as asking you for help in his lab when he really doesn't need it. You also notice that he just happens to show up in the same room that you'd walk into. You viewed it as nothing but coincidence.

Flug grows increasingly worried for you as weeks pass, him still relishing in this new feeling. Unfortunately, this feeling did come with a bit of.. protectiveness, on his part. He still wanted you to visit his lab, yes, but.. maybe he could make his lab a bit more safe? Dr. Flug didn't want you to get hurt by something of his creation. The only thing worse than that would be if someone else hurt you. Which wouldn't happen. He hopes so, at least.

One day, though, he made a mistake. Flug had let you go on a mission with him, and a hero had hurt you. Whether it was a major or minor injury, he didn't care. Someone hurt you--your soft, delicate skin, your sweet smile, the sparkle in your eyes.. your eyes seemed dull now. And something in him sparked a fire that was trying to burn for weeks now.

Suddenly, the normally panicked mood that hung over his mindset completely disappeared. He didn't have time to overthink ever little thing he does--not now. But he didn't want to.. strike, not.. yet.

When Dr. Flug gets mad, he gets scary. Not in the way he was almost constantly angry with Demencia, no, this was a.. spiteful anger. That's the anger that made him the most dangerous. As mentioned before, he could choose when he wanted to be dangerous at any moment. And that moment was now.

Euthanasia could work, but it was too.. painless. Maybe something a bit more lethal would be better. He decided to create his own serum. If he injected the syringe with it in just the right spot in the neck, the hero would be suffering for hours. Perhaps days.. They would be gasping for air they couldn't receive, practically chugging their own blood, yet forced to stay awake during the whole process. Perfect, was it not?

Okay, he may have gone a little bit overboard. But in the end, he knew it would be worth it. You never found out. Why would you? He was much too careful for that. Dr. Flug simply played along, hearing the hero's name announced dead on the news with you. He played a fool, acting surprised. And it was enough to fool you.

Afterwards, though, he felt amazing. To completely get rid of someone's existence.. it was freeing. And the hero deserved it, anyway. The only obstacle in the way now was the challenge of having you to himself. With Dr. Flug's self-esteem, this goal was made generally impossible.

Though, a new idea came to him. A horrible, new, great idea. If Flug wanted you to himself, there was only one other way that came to him. There's no way you'd like him back, he was probably still pathetic in your eyes. So instead, he chose the more obvious choice of just whisking you away. Chloroform should do the trick, right..?

Waking up in Flug's dimly lit lab, tied to an office chair, not remembering the past 12 hours of your life was.. an experience. A horrifying one, at that. What did you even do to him that would make him want to kill you? You were nothing but nice to him, and.. part of you was actually starting to grow attached to him. You started to regret ever becoming a villain in the first place..

That was, until Dr. Flug tried his best to calm your nerves, explaining how he didn't want to hurt you. You could almost hear the sorrow in his voice, almost like he was hurt that you would even think that he would ever want to harm you. Noticing you were now significantly more calmer than before, he began relishing in the fact that you were now his.

Off the bat, he begins overloading you with compliments. Now that you know he likes you, he starts treating you like some sort of goddess. Ignoring the fact that he's holding you hostage, he treats you pretty well! He brings you in 3 meals a day from outside, gives you a warm bed to sleep in at night, all so that he makes sure you know he loves you. Another thing Flug does is make sure 5.0.5. doesn't see you. This portion is a bit difficult, but he gets by, and 5.0.5. just thinks you must've moved away. How peacefully ignorant.

For now, he intends on keeping you here until you gain some sort of stockholm syndrome, or until he finds a better place to keep you without the risk of you escaping. You find yourself wondering how long you're gonna last here.

#x reader #headcanons #x reader headcanons #x reader hcs #villainous #villainous x reader #villainous headcanons #dr flug x reader headcanons #dr. flug x reader #dr flug x reader #dr flug #dr. flug #dr flug/reader #crush headcanons #romantic headcanons #yandere #yandere headcanons #yandere villainous #yandere dr flug #minor angst #minor fluff #dead dove fic #no beta we die like men #yandere fic #dead dove do not eat #requests open #request please

[mikkeneko]

For Scum Villain fandom specifically I have to say that the deciding factor in whether I adopt a headcanon or not is whether I think it's funny.

Do I think Shen Yuan was ill in his first life? Yes, because I think it's extremely funny if he was ill in his first life, got a brand new life with superpowers (cultivation) and boosted health, and then immediately got slapped with another fucking chronic illness (Without-A-Cure.) I think that is the funniest sequence of events and thus the correct one.

Do I think that Shen Yuan was on the very low end of his twenties, barely college-age, when he transmigrated? Yes, because I think it's hilarious if the rest of the Peak Lords have unknowingly been "shixiong"ing a fuckin sophmore

And lastly, do I think that Shen Jiu never went to the brothels for sex and ultimately died a virgin? Yes, because that sets the stage for SY!SQQ to later trip over some kind of virginity-detecting critter or plant (you KNOW the PIDW setting has to have these somewhere, c'mon), not even knowing that it's something he has to think about avoiding, and whoops getting outed as a virgin in front of the entire cultivation world, and that would be hilarious

#svsss #'actually all of these headcanons are tragic as much as they are hilarious' you say #yes. now you are beginning to understand #scum villain

[paper-gold-theories]

click here to see dr flug’s private only fans nudes leaked!!!!! (100% real not a virus!!!!!!)

GoldHeart and Miss Heed totally clicked the link.

I headcanon for his public image GoldHeart calls everyone (his follower, heroes, ect) "friends"

Demencia cackled for an hour before showing this to a flustered Flug.

Flug rose from the dead on social media after many years just to unblock GoldHeart (who was still writing in caps) to dm him to confirm if he clicked it, which he totally and profusely denied. Their conversation lasted for an hour which somehow lead to another conversation of GoldHeart trying to convince Flug to redeem himself which lasted for another few hours that ended with Flug blocking GoldHeart again. (So GoldHeart was able to dodge and distract Flug from the original topic and managed to keep his secret safe)

Everyone wondered who created this?

It was actually BlackHat who asked V.I.R.U.S. to create this for his own trolling amusement and entertainment in exchange for another Hero Extermination Service.

#villainous #villanos #dr flug #dr kenning flugslys #goldheart #gold heart #herbert leth #incorrect quotes #villainous incorrect quotes #missheed #villainous headcanons #miss heed #villainous demencia #villainous virus #villainous black hat #blackhat #dr flug and goldheart are not brothers

[onionninjasstuff]

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt mikey #villain pb&j duo #happy trans visibility day everybody !!!! #trans cape trans cape #dont ask me abt their identities my headcanons change every day jfhdfjk #theyre definitely queer tho

[star-mail]

draw svsss from memory ! keyword being memory- i haven't drawn most of them before

template by: pompipurin !!

i dont wanna talk about how long this took <3

#if you add enough made up details it looks like you know what youre doing <3 #mf has a ponytail cus hes lil a fanboy trying to look like lqg #theres too many headcanons in this #oh boy tags #art #mxtx #svsss #the scum villain's self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen yuan #luo binghe #luo bingmei #shang qinghua #mobei jun #liu qingge #yue qingyuan #liu mingyan #sha hualing #ning yingying #ming fan #tianlang jun #su xiyan #zhuzhi lang #gongyi xiao #shen jiu #luo bingge #everyones being all cute and then theres bingjiu

[incorrectbatfam]

Killer Croc and his lesser known 2000s pop-punk step-sibling, Sk8er G8er

#waylon jones #killer croc #gotham rogues #suicide squad #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #dc villains #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost