Scaramouche: *kicks down the door looking panicked*
Lumine: What did you do?
Scaramouche: Nobody died.
Lumine: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?
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Traveler/You: I really like a man who is environmentally aware.
Itto: *trying his best* There's a cloud! :D
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Tighnari: Okay, I give up. What is going on with you and Kaveh? Is it like a 'friends with benefits' thing or-
Alhaitham: We aren't friends, and the 'benefit' I provide is that I let him live in my house.
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damn savage boi
Kaeya: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Diluc: On this moment or just my life in general?
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alhaitham: don’t worry about me betraying you i’m a full 72% committed to our cause
traveler: if we save nahida she can also heal irminsul which would probably save not only sumeru but all of teyvat too
alhaitham: …..76% committed to our cause
traveler: seriously?? only an extra 4% for the entire world??
alhaitham: i don’t have to go to work if the world ends
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Lumine: I dare you to kiss the most beautiful person in the room.
Scaramouche: Whatever.
Scaramouche: Childe–
Childe, surprised: Yeah?
Scaramouche: Can you fucking move?! I'm trying to get to Mona.
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Kaeya: Diluc and I are going to have a younger brother.
Bennett: That's gre-
Kaeya, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Traveler: arguing with Scaramouche (again)
Nahida: just be the bigger person
Traveler: ........... I already am :)
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Diluc: Are you sure this is the right direction?
Kaeya: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!
Rosaria: In that case, we're definitely lost.
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Ei: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Yae: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Ei: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING AYAKA WITH ME
Kazuha, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now
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Tighnari: I have decided that I am, in fact, a snack. People are just not hungry.
Cyno, under his breath: I'm starving.
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Furina: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.
Lumine: ...We're on the ground floor.
Furina: I know but I want a dramatic exit.
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Kaveh: [staring intensely at Haitham’s chest]
Haitham: What is it?
Kaveh: Your shirt.
Haitham, looking down at his shirt: What’s wrong with it?
Kaveh: It’s still on you
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cyno: so you were raised by your grandmother? that actually explains a lot
alhaitham, looking up from the knitting he started while waiting on cookies to finish baking: what is that supposed to mean
cyno: um
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