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sh1-n0bu · 6 months
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incorrect genshin impact quotes
il capitano: visibly sulking in the corner
arlecchino who just walked in: the hell happened to him?
childe: he went to meet up with [name] to talk about some business stuff
arlecchino: okay and?
columbina, barely holding back her laugh: he’s sad because [name] didn’t compliment his helmet
il capitano, on the verge of tears: and i polished it so nicely for hours too…
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harmonysanreads · 8 months
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Reader : Is something burning?
Lyney : Just my burning love for you, darling~
Reader : Lyney, the toaster is on fire.
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adventures-in-teyvat · 6 months
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wriothesley: there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glances at neuvillette*
neuvillette: well sorry i’m the chief fucking justice of fontaine i guess
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incorrect-madness · 2 months
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Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?
Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*
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dellalyra · 3 months
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Cyno: That shirt looks great, Kaveh.
Kaveh: Thanks.
Cyno: But I bet it would look even better on Alhaitham’s floor.
Alhaitham: Are you hitting on Kaveh... for me?
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nat-ter · 2 months
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diane-space · 3 months
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Kaveh: It's not gay if i want to date with Alhaitham, but as roommates, right?
Tighnari: I'm not an expert, but that sounds pretty gay.
Cyno: I'm an expert. That's gay.
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correct-genshin · 1 year
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Kaveh: [staring intensely at Haitham’s chest]
Haitham: What is it?
Kaveh: Your shirt.
Haitham, looking down at his shirt: What’s wrong with it?
Kaveh: It’s still on you
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enchantra35 · 4 months
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Wriothesley: Aren’t you going after Navia?
Clorinde: *glares at him*
Wriothesley: Maybe I can ask Neuvilette for some rain and make it a moment.
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lovezhongli · 1 year
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Dottore x Pantalone text posts
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FUDGE this post and happy birthday BENNETT genshin impact
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sh1-n0bu · 6 months
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childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?
il capitano: …
il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love
childe: oh, okay. cool
childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them
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harmonysanreads · 10 months
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Darling : If I died, how much would you miss me?
Vampire!Alhaitham : It's cute how you think death can get you out of this relationship.
[ au masterlist ]
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adventures-in-teyvat · 6 months
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wriothesley: …you’re giving me a sticker?
sigewinne: not just a sticker. that is a sticker of a kitty saying “me-wow!”
wriothesley: i’m not a preschooler.
sigewinne: fine, i’ll take it back-
wriothesley: i earned this, back off.
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dellalyra · 5 months
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Arlecchino: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Furina: >:O language
Sigewinne: Yeah watch your fucking language
Wriothesley: Okay, who taught Sigewinne the fuck word?!
Lynette: 'The fuck word'.
Neuvillette: Are you all stupid? You all use the ‘f word’ all the time
Wriothesley: Oh my god he censored it
Furina: Say fuck, Neuvillette.
Wriothesley: Do it, Neuvillette. Say fuck.
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Cyno: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.--
[translation: I’M SORRY]

Tighnari: What's that?

Cyno: Remorse code.

Tighnari: I'm even angrier now.
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