All the below interactions are shamelessly accurate interpretations of the canon text, trust:
Neuvillette: I am impartial. I am professional. I am cool as a cucumber—oooh buy ten boxes get half off, I know exactly the person who can handle this much leaf juice and it’s not anyone in Fontaine except for him, even if other ppl do in fact, drink tea, none will inhale it as much as him
Wriothesley: *kirby imitation, INHALES, burps* Thanks Monsieur, I accept it on behalf of my entire prison bc I know you couldn’t have gotten it all just for me
Navia, on a therapy couch: She was my childhood friend and she killed my dad in an honor duel, and sure he asked for it but she could’ve just like, said no? Anyways my dad’s death was orchestrated so I can direct my anger elsewhere now, and we’re working on making amends over tea and scones. Oh. And she has a new lipstick. Did you know she has a new lipstick?
Sigewinne, with a clipboard and cat smug smile: Did she now?
Arlecchino: The world is ending and you’re eating CAKE?
Furina, sobbing: THIS IS HOW I SAVE THE WORLD LEAVE ME ALONE
Post flood Arle, in the tune of “Do you wanna build a snowman” as she knocks on the door: Do you want to have some cake?
Furina, hugging her 10000 bags of macaroni: THE WORLD IS ALREADY SAVED LEAVE ME ALONE
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sigewinne charging up her ult shot like wriothesely charges up his punch, and sigewinne blasting hydro bubbles like neuvillette blasts his water canon. dear god she really is their child
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Boothill: WHO MESSIN UP WITH MY FUDGING VOICE MODULATOR NOW I CAN'T FREAKING CURSE YOU SHEEPBAG FUDGING, DAD!—
Wriothesley: Don't look at me, I did nothing
Neuvillette: It was me, your mother
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It's probably another one _rest there in my arms_ situation
But they both are tired and napping
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finally finishes one pic of them.. months later 🦦🐺
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i made a promise to Neuvi. i'm bringing his husband home !!
good luck to everyone !! ♡♡
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According to the Judgment of the
♪ Oratrice Mecanique d'Analyse Cardinale ♪
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Me, seeing a beautiful gay photo, "Oh I'll make a quick study/wriolette !"
hm, maybe not so quick 👀
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