adventures-in-teyvat

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so heres something im working on teehee, the full clip is spongebob screaming MR KRABS I WANNA GO TO BED!!!!!!!! (the audio is really quiet sorry, youll have to turn your volume up😭😭)

i struggle to write consistently so i thought why not use animation as a storytelling medium for my headcanon universe where sayu and heizou are best buds instead of trying to break my back writing😄😄😄

the idea here is that he’s wanting to take a case and drag her along but sayu is eepy :]

#muji’s originals #mmd #genshin animation #sayu #heizou #anemo detectives

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you’re… not dead ‼️

i missed seeing you on my tl!!!! istg when i got the notif i went to tumblr SO QUICKLY LMAOOOO

missed seeing the person with my same ships 😞 BUT ofc this is not pressuring you to post at all!!! take your time, lovely 💗

anyways! on your newest post, thoma blowing bubbles on a smoke break is SO REAL

secondly!!! let me rant about alberose (affectionately)

they are SO CUTE. i was imagining like even when they started dating, sucrose still called him “mister albedo” cause she feels weird calling him anything else, despite albedo practically begging her to call him by his name

then the first time she calls him “ ‘bedo “ he legit just melts 💗💗 still stoic but his gaze softened and his non existent heart practically melted

okok i dont wanna annoy you 🐛 but glad you’re back! (even if its just for one post)

hope you have just the loveliest day 🎀🪱 !!!

(im actually not sure if you remember me LMAOOO but its ok if you dont 💐)

OF COURSE I REMEMBER UOU🥹❤️

im not good at keeping in touch with people or remembering to reach out (in fact i get a lot of anxiety around texting or replying which is very silly and tends to impact all my relationships negatively👽) but people will always make a lasting impression in my brain, especially when they are as kind and friendly as you (AND WE LIKE THE SAME SHIPS AND THATS SO EXCITING EEEHEHEHHEE YOU ALWAYS HAVE GOOD BRAINROT) ANYWAYS THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY!!! i am quite befuddled that people remember me to be honest😭😭🫶how absolutely delightful it is to return and immediately get an ask from a moot talking about one of my favorite ships in media ever😭😭🫶

this is seriously making me melt, you hit it on the nail. sucrose’s nervousness takes time to ebb; it’s like albedo has to chip away at it, sculpting until it gives way to her full self and until she can allow herself to be fully comfortable with him. his reassurance about addressing him informally is like actually a massive thing, because for sucrose, she’s always been so wary of slighting anyone or stepping over any lines to the point that she’s overcompensating even after they come to realize they like each other—or rather, it’s just become habit at this point. so learning to address him like a friend, like her best friend, like her lover and equal? AAABWHJQJQNDHSHDJJF its jus…..t

so improtant and wyqhquuHajqjwgeuwjwhehehe

AHEHWUUQHQJQJQN ANYWAYS THANK YOU SO MUCH THIS MAKES EM SO HAPPY TO RETURN TO AND IT COULD NEVER ANNOY ME, I JUST GET A LOT OF ANXIETY ABOUT REPLYING TO THINGS THAT IS THE ONLY REASON I WOULD EVER NOT REPLY PLEASE NEVER FEEL LIKE IT’S ANNOYING AAAAHHWGG PLEASE HAVE A LOVELY DAY/NIGHT

#SOBIGNGING CRYINGNGNGN #I LOVE THEM SO MCUH #muji’s inbox #muji’s mutuals #🥹🫶🫶🫶 thanm you for the warm welcome back this made me so happy #alberose #sucrose #albedo #brainrot #headcanons

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you guys know what’s crazy is that the shuumatsuban is literally an organisation that takes in orphan children and then trains them to become top secret ninjas. hello house of hearth sus amongus impostor

like sayu is literally an orphaned, traumatized child with abandonment issues. i headcanon she’s around 15 so technically she isn’t quite a child, but really, was she ever given a chance to be a child OR grow up? when children experience things beyond their years, it is ironic how as they grow up they seem to perpetually have the mind of a child and yet they have grown up way too fast and have never been a child at all. and so anyways you know what’s even sadder is that she’s literally depressed and yoimiya is the only person who notices and actually seems to care

anyways yeah i love sayu and i have an entire headcanon universe in which she actually receives care to make up for the lost years she spent raising herself after her master abandoned her because she was “ready” and they didnt want her to get attached to them😲

like thats why i love the dynamic between heizou and sayu (THAT IS IF THEY EVER ACTUALLY INTERACTED IN GAME. IM SO MAD ABOUT THIS THEY HAVE SUCH MASSIVE POTENTIAL, LIKE KANO NANA, THE SHRINE MAIDEN WHO CHASES HER, IS LTIWRALLY HEIZOU’S COUSIN. COME ON HOYO). heizou in my mind is her found family (and ofc yoimiya because yoimiya IS canon) because i think she deserves more than one character who would treat her like a sibling or child or just like she’s family. and also he would take her under his wing to help him solve cases and i just think that’s really neat because it would bring in a wonderful sort of dynamic like he’s teaching her and also taking her away from the shuumatsuban and also protecting her because obviously cases can be dangerous and also he’s her friend and literally acts like an older brother and i just think it’s wonderful and it would be such a wonderful change of scenery from how she is literally a depressed, orphaned teenager with no one to actually care about her except for yoimiya (who she thinks is annoying because she prioritizes sleeping and also misunderstands yoimiya’s intentions; yoimiya wants her to come to festivals to make friends, but sayu thinks she wants her to perform tricks, etc etc)

anywyas i just realized i never yapped indepth about why i always have had this headcanon friendship between heizou and sayu but this is why and i STILL want to write a long fanfiction about it but i dont have the capacity to focus on one thing at a time. anyways. ueah

#😲 #sayu #genshin impact #sayu genshin impact #genshin sayu #shikanoin heizou #anemo detectives #muji’s originals #heizou

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There is no such thing as a dead blog until it is forgotten. Everyone, adventures-in-teyvat still walks the earth in your shoes and in your heart, walk on and spread the word.

When you too are gone, those after and long after you will love you for immortalizing the beauty of these posts, will marvel at Lynette robot flavored autism. Will stare at your decrepit skeleton with no ass, disappointed, asking themselves why the hell you ignored that assignment worth 20% of your semester grade you have to submit at 3pm on a Friday in favor for scrolling on an inactive tumblr blog—dooming yourself to work a shitty 9 to 5 at the local gas station for the rest of your centuries. But that doesn't matter, does it? This is what true scholars call legends, and legends never die.

I think it'd be nice one day to be remembered as someone who at some time, some place, somehow... did exist and really like adventures-in-teyvat.

I hope you are doing well, stranger, and if you aren't, that's okay too. I will keep a (virtual) candle lit for you like a Mondstadtian housewife awaiting her beloved's return from the expedition, hoping to bring a small sense peace and happiness to where you are. May the Anemo Archon protect you from life's storms, may his winds guide you safely to your destination. But sometimes he's a dumb fuck so if anything bad happens it isn't my fault. Sorry.

The kids miss you 😞

IM SOBJGINDUENDBSNJCJVJ WHATHWTSHANJWN WHOEVER YOU ARE I LOVE YOU IT JSUT SO HAPPENS I HAVE BEEN ITCHING TO POST AGAIN SO I MIGHT MOT BE DEAD BUT THIS IS INCREDIBLE I LOVE YOU

#SQUEEEEE HEHE #so poetic…. #muji’s inbox #hehehe

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𝐆𝐈 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 part 29.

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wanderer: how do ethical philosophers in the akademiya feel about murder?

alhaitham: well, it’s frowned upon.

wanderer: okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

wanderer: that’s okay, right?

#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin #alhaitham #wanderer #scaramouche #crewmeru #muji’s favorites

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𝐆𝐈 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 part 28.

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#genshin impact #genshin memes #muji’s gi text posts #blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #muji’s favorites #muji’s originals #genshin impact memes #gi memes #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin

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xiangling: we need a way to lure in new customers.

chongyun: maybe some fun, interactive events!

hu tao: xingqiu bath water

xingqiu: ABSOLUTELY NOT

#muji’s reruns

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nahida: we need to distract these guys.

wanderer: leave it to me.

wanderer: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.

cyno, alhaitham, and tighnari: *immediately begin arguing*

nilou, watching in horror: oh this. i don’t like this. i don't like this at all.

#muji’s reruns

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thoma, gently nudging sayu aside with his foot: sayu, move out of the way so i don’t trip on you.

sayu, eyes massive: you kick sayu? you kick her body like a football? oh! oh! jail for thoma! jail for thoma for one thousand years!

#muji’s reruns

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itto: i give up. i am so tired.

ayaka: get the emergency supply!

thoma: *carries sayu and places her in front of itto*

sayu: *smiles*

itto: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

#muji’s reruns

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Wanderer: As you know I keep a list of all my friends in order of how likely they are to betray me.

Nilou: Where am I on the list?

Wanderer: Well I can’t tell you that because then you’ll quickly move up or down depending on your reaction.

#still out here spreading my agenda for their friendship #wholesome shit #blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #nilou #wanderer #scaramouche #wanderlou #incorrect genshin impact quotes #muji’s favorites

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Cyno: It smells like henway in here.

Collei:

Tighnari: Collei.

Tighnari, forcefully: Doesn't it smell like henway in here?

Collei: *sigh*

Collei: What's a henway?

Cyno: OH ABOUT TEN POUNDS

#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #sumeru bitches #collei #tighnari #cyno #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin

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itto: all right, sayu, that’s it, you’re grounded! i found a rap album hiding under your bed and it was the clean version. i didn’t raise you to be such a nerd.

sayu: i’m not even your kid-

#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #inazuma hotshots #sayu #itto #arataki itto #incorrect genshin impact quotes #muji’s favorites #incorrect genshin

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kaveh: don’t worry, i know exactly what i’m doing. everything is going to be fine!

layla: how can you still say that?

kaveh: because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

#the office: sumeru #layla #kaveh #blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin #genshin impact #incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes

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dehya: our boss just banned overly specific nicknames and the whole office is staring at Rat Snitch Tighnari The Good Time Ruiner.

#the office: sumeru #blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #tighnari #dehya #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin #genshin impact #incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin impact incorrect quotes

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zhongli: don’t joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

#blessings from the anemo archon barsibitos #zhongli #morax #incorrect genshin impact quotes #incorrect genshin #genshin impact #incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin impact incorrect quotes