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Justine: You know, Ernest, when you generalize, you tell general... lies.

Ernest:

Ernest: Are you trying to teach me moral lessons through puns?

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Ernest: *trying to get five seconds of sleep*

William, poking Ernest’s arm: Ernest Ernest. Ernest. Ernest.

Ernest: WHAT?

William: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

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[incorrect-frankenstein]

Elizabeth: Can you come out?

Henry: Yeah gimme a minute…

Henry: Elizabeth, I’m gay.

Elizabeth: I know that. Come out to the carriage.

Henry: Okay.

Henry: Carriage, I’m gay.

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Victor: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Elizabeth made me get tested.

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Justine: So, what’s Elizabeth's type?

Victor: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover.

Justine: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends.

Victor: Did I mention oblivious?

Justine: Yeah, why?

Victor: Okay, just making sure.

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William: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents in the middle of the night. Use the front door and fight me like a man.

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Elizabeth: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Elizabeth: Anyways, you said William is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

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Creature: I wouldn’t wish that upon my worst enemy!

Creature: Unless, of course, we’re talking about my enemy, Victor Frankenstein. Fuck you Victor, you know what you did!

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Robert: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Victor: Probably because I’m an unstable person with a long history of violence.

Robert:

Victor: I don’t know how you keep forgetting this.

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Ernest: I lost William.

Justine: How did you LOSE William?!

Ernest: To be fair, he is very small.

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Justine: Your smile? It makes my day.

Elizabeth: Your happiness? I live for that.

Victor: A room? Get one.

Ernest: Hotel? Trivago.

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Justine: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Elizabeth: Um...Neat.

*later*

Elizabeth, lying face down on her bed: I said "Neat," Henry. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Henry, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Elizabeth. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Victor confessed his love for me?

Elizabeth: Didn't you thank him?

Henry: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.

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Henry: Victor kissed me!

Elizabeth: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Henry: It was unbelievable!

Elizabeth: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Justine: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Lizzie, get the wine and unplug the phone. Henry, does this end well or do we need tissues?

Henry: Oh, it ended very well.

Elizabeth: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!

Justine: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?

Henry: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.

Justine: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?

Henry: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.

Elizabeth and Justine: Ohhh.

*meanwhile*

Victor eating pizza in his house: And, uh, and then I kissed him.

Ernest: Tongue?

Victor: Yeah.

Ernest: Cool.

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Creature: You have friends, and I envy that.

Henry: You're welcome to share my friends.

Creature: *looks at Victor and Elizabeth*

Creature: I don't want those.

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Victor: Remember, when burying a body, make sure to cover it with endangered plants so it’s illegal to dig up!

Victor: Make sure to follow me for more gardening tips!

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I made this comic based off of one of @incorrect-frankenstein’s posts! Credit to them for the idea! :>

These are my designs for my Frankenstein au!

#LOVE #GO FOLLOW THEM EVERYONE #victor frankenstein #elizabeth lavenza #fanart #frankenstein #reblog

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Henry: I truly go into housewife mode when I'm someone's soulmate- like, I'll make you pancakes and bacon every morning.

Victor: This is a lie.

Victor: I'm literally dating him. This is a lie.

Victor: HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW HOW TO POUR CEREAL PROPERLY. WHAT IS THIS.

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