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Note to vacationing non-Americans: while it’s true that America doesn’t always have the best food culture, the food in our restaurants is really not representative of what most of us eat at home.  The portions at Cheesecake Factory or IHOP are meant to be indulgent, not just “what Americans are used to.”
If you eat at a regular American household, during a regular meal where they’re not going out of their way to impress guests, you probably will not be served twelve pounds of chocolate-covered cream cheese.  Please bear this in mind before writing yet another “omg I can’t believe American food” post.
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Elodie is the Katya of G:ALS
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Elodie, always and forever:
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Elodie, in every reality:
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Elodie @ Arthur post one minute siege:
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Morgana: Guess I can't gaslight gatekeep girlboss my way outta this one, boys.
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Vivienne: Fifteen year old me would be terrified and in awe of me right now.
Elodie: I'd fight fifteen year old me.
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Waiter: And what will you be having?
Sonata: The unborn.
Elodie, exhausted: They mean eggs.
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Aria: The moon looks beautiful, doesn't it?
Esvele, looking at Aria: Yeah... But do you know what's even more beautiful?
Aria and Esvele in unison: *sigh* Elodie
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Aria: My biggest talent is being stress.
Elodie: Don't you mean 'stressed'?
Aria: No.
Vivienne, tired: No.
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Elodie: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
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Elodie: I have an idea
Clark: Nothing illegal.
Elodie: I no longer have an idea.
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[Elodie is kidnapped]
Ammalia Cassalanter: I have the girl, try anything and she gets it!
Vivienne, yelling: Don't kill her!
Ammalia Cassalanter: I won't do anything to her as long as I get what I want!
Vivienne: I wasn't talking to you. Elodie, do not kill her!
Ammalia Cassalanter: W-what?!
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Elodie: I need advice.
Siobhán: And you came to me? What about Vivienne?
Elodie: Look, if I wanted to fix my problems I wouldn't be here. Now come and help me do the wrong thing.
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